I must be crazy to post 3 blogs today. But i really have to write this down. One of my girl friend Sharon give me a call just now, she sounds quite weird and say she would like to meet me during my lunch hour. Since she's working nearby, i just say ok.
We meet up and she told me what has actually worried her. Last night, she saw her sister masturbating when she enter her bedroom which they share. Her sister thought Sharon will be away for quite sometime, so she just decide to pleasure herself... But when Sharon saw her, she just act casually, stop her masturbation and get dress.
Sharon was shock and seek for my advise. I was shock too~ not becoz her sister masturbate but becoz Sharon has a very old-traditional thinking. She just simply cannot accept it. She say it's wrong to masturbate, becoz only guy will do it, but not woman. This is so clear that Sharon never masturbate before. She was alwayz those good girl type who did her assignment and study at home. But~ come on...u already 27yo, and u never masturbate b4??? OMG~ Dun tell me u r a fucking virgin...i'm gonna laugh like hell....I control myself and ask:
Me: Are you still a virgin ?
Sharon: Of coz, i'm not married yet
Me: But u got a bf right? He never ask for it meh?
Sharon: Got~ but... (her face blushed) we're not marry
Me: Come on la... what century do u come from?
Sharon: Wei~ dun say like tat...
Me: Ok, did you get naked in front of ur bf b4?
Sharon: No~
Me: Did he get naked in front of u b4 then?
Sharon: .... (once again,face blushed like hell)
Me: Means got lo~ how how? (i'm getting excited & busybody again :P)
Sharon: Once lo...i got into his room when he is changing
Me: Huh? So excited !!! Nothing happen meh?
Sharon: Nothing
Me: He didnt ask u to have sex meh?
Sharon: Crazy~ no lo~i just....
Me: U just wat? Tell me~
Sharon: I ... i touch his cock
Me: Cool~ did u put it into your mouth?!?
Sharon: Stop it...
Me: Yerr....u must have lo. Oral sex also consider as sex lo~
Sharon: No...i just use my hand to make him cum....
Me: Wah~ Sharon jie jie grown up liao wo (she was 2 months elder than me)
Sharon: I did, but just once...
Me: You didnt feel excited meh?
Sharon: I got
Me: Then? What do u waiting for girl? Just have sex !!!!
Sharon: I...I....
Me: Come on, have u ever touch your own body b4? Ur nipples? Pussy?
Sharon: No~
Me: Sharon, you're damn pathetic, why u didnt touch yourself b4?
Sharon: i dunknw....i ....
Me: Ok, nvm....go back home today and touch urself, feel ur own body
Of coz, Sharon promise me she will try, but i doubt tat.... To make sure she really does it, i must lend her my porn collection. And make sure she enjoys how much pleasure she'll have.
You gonna grow up girl :P
23 who am I - questions:
January 13, 2009 at 3:18 PM
Wordless... Haha.. I also a virgin! What wrong with a virgin o? Haha... Well, i'm just 19 this year.. Is it normal that i'm still a virgin? I hope i'm normal! Haha.. Watever, I'm not gonna have sex before 25! Haha...
January 13, 2009 at 4:06 PM
I am shocked too that you have such a friend! Don't tell me you are a virgin too LeuMas? Go teach her in your bedroom tonight so that she can graduate & get married. LOL...
January 13, 2009 at 4:16 PM
Sanze -- u better get rid of ur virginity...its no use to keep it so long~ later got spider web only u knw :P
Twilight Zone -- of coz i'm not a virgin...since 17... :P
January 13, 2009 at 4:18 PM
Different thinking for different results, can't force~
January 13, 2009 at 5:10 PM
Being grown up doesn't mean she needs to do all those things.
I think her innocence makes her a rarity, a gem. And the fact that her bf didnt force her and is still with her despite not getting "it" gets my respect too.
As long as she is happy, please leave her be! ^_^
+Ant+
January 13, 2009 at 5:16 PM
haha~~17 already not a virgin??
too late le la ~~
haha~~
as long as she happy is important la~~
January 13, 2009 at 5:31 PM
heh...ur fren...she is a good girl!i wish that i were her !hehe~but...y she shared that wif u?u r her best fren ah?no bad lah...she is a 儒子可教也!n u r good teacher!
January 13, 2009 at 5:32 PM
fishball -- i'm not forcing her...jst wanna ask her to masturbate only :P
Anton -- actually its none of my business...but i jst feel pity for her...wat if she meet an accident tmw and gone??? then she will never have the chance to enjoy tat fun
全 -- too late? then when u lost ur virginity?
January 13, 2009 at 5:33 PM
Stiva -- of coz she's my good fren~ or else how come she'll tell me this kind of thingz leh???
January 13, 2009 at 5:36 PM
Die??? choi choi choi!
To die a virgin? That will certainly qualify, or at least get her nearer to heaven. Whatever religion gives plus points to non-sexual misconduct. Me? sei ler...many minus points! LOLZ
+Ant+
January 13, 2009 at 6:14 PM
omg.. pls dun encourage her to hav premarital sex when she is not ready. that sounds so wrong. of coz u can tell her the benefits and pleasure of having sex, instead of pushing her directly. haha...
oh ya, sex is great. haha
January 13, 2009 at 6:29 PM
Anton - LOL...muahahahahaha!
January 13, 2009 at 6:31 PM
why push people leh?? let her be herself and feel comfortable with whatever she thinks right mah.. don't get people to adapt to your philosophy~~
January 13, 2009 at 7:16 PM
quite funny blog,
i laughing like crazy while reading..
hahaha, then got a fren like u muz be very happy de, since u are so...
experienced...
hahaha.....
January 13, 2009 at 9:22 PM
u lost ur virginity at 17 ah??? cool!!! So who is the lucky one??? haha!!!
January 13, 2009 at 10:47 PM
haha...early u 1 year only la...
hahaha~~
January 14, 2009 at 12:07 AM
LeuMas - I am glad you posted 3 blog posts today, that shows your mood is in high spirits rather than spiting volcanic larva when sick. LOL.
So you lost virgin when Form 5, to whom? I am kay poh & wanna know, can?
January 14, 2009 at 1:09 AM
omg,haha,quiet funny....
January 14, 2009 at 8:23 AM
EVERYONE -- i think u guys didnt read my blog well....i ask her to touch herself~ feel the pleasure of masturbating...i'm not asking her to have sex straight ahead...
Anton -- i never knw tat u so superstitious abt virgin going to heaven....if a virgin kill an innocent ppl, definitely going to hell....
全 -- wow~ 16yo??? cool man :)
Wayne -- dun pretend to be so pure and innocent ok ?:P
Twilight zone & 天蓬元寿 -- my 1st experience? hehe...if i wanna tell u, i will write it out...so come to my blog often
SK -- when is the 1st time u masturbate?
孤单的向日葵 & Tom -- its real...but funny as well :P
January 14, 2009 at 4:39 PM
我觉得这个女生如果孤独一世，也不能怪比别人咯。不过也可以看出他很假死，如果真的对性没兴趣的话，也不会有这个耐心帮它的男友弄到出啦。
真的是有够变扭的女生，无言~
绝对不会是我的好朋友。
January 14, 2009 at 4:45 PM
Ooby -- lolz~ haha....some gals r like tat de lo....wanna give some but dun wanna give all
January 14, 2009 at 6:10 PM
Of course she'll go to hell if she ever killed. ish!
It is juz the non-sexual misconduct i wuz stressing upon. ^_^
+Ant+
January 14, 2009 at 10:21 PM
Anton -- different ppl has different perception...but of coz she wanted to have sex anyway...
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