Mass migration of Stingrays

Can you IMAGINE seeing this in person? Awesome........

Looking like giant leaves floating in the sea thousands of Golden Rays are seen here gathering off the coast of Mexico The spectacular scene was captured as the magnificent creatures made one of their biannual mass migrations to more agreeable waters.Gliding silently beneath the waves they turned vast areas of blue water to gold off the northern tip of the Yucatan Peninsula .

Sandra Critelli, an amateur photographer, stumbled across the phenomenon while looking for whale sharks.
She said: 'It was an unreal image, very difficult to describe. The surface of the water was covered by warm and different shades of gold and looked like a bed of autumn leaves gently moved by the wind.

"It's hard to say exactly how many there were but in the range of a few thousand."

'We were surrounded by them without seeing the edge of the school and we could see many under the water surface too. 'I feel very fortunate I was there in the right place at the right time to experienced nature at his best.' Measuring up to 7ft (2.1 meters) from wing-tip to wing-tip, Golden rays are also more prosaically known as cow nose rays.

They have long, pointed pectoral fins that separate into two lobes in front of their high-domed heads and give them a cow-like appearance. Despite having poisonous stingers they are known to be shy and non-threatening when in large schools. The population in the Gulf of Mexico migrates, in schools of as many as 10,000, clockwise from western Florida to the Yucatan


老师问学生: 人生自古谁无死...你接下一句!
学生答: 人生自古谁无屎, 有谁大便不用纸!
老师很生气. 叫学生罚站.

隔年, 老师又问回同样的问题...
人生自古谁无屎, 有谁大便不用纸.
若君不用卫生纸, 除非你是用手指.

老师很生气, 又叫学生罚站!
老师看见窗外下着雪, 就遗憾的说:
天上下雪不下雨, 雪到地上变成雨.
老师吃饭不吃屎, 饭到肚里变成屎.

Spring Cleaning

Finally decided
I will delete those name which i'm not familiar in my msn
I will delete those numbers who never sms/call me in my phone
I will delete all those stupid games in my facebook
I will delete all the rubbish forward email in my mailbox
I will delete our memories

I will Learn ...

The reasons you told me are not accepted
But never mind, its a big slap on my face
I will remember
And for the 10 years in this life
Finally now i understand
There's nothing true in it
I will Learn

Tweety Bird is 60 years old this week

When Tweety is young

Current Tweety

Police vs Driver

Polis : Encik, tadi u tak ada nampak lampu merah kah?
Driver :Ada!
Polis : Kenapa u masih jalan?
Driver : Saya ada nampak lampu merah,
tapi saya tak ada nampak u……
Polis : @%%&*
Driver: bagi peluang ..tuan...
Polis: peluang bagi dgn macam mana??
Driver: bagilah peluang..
Polis: ya.. dgn macam mana??
Driver: biasa looo..
Polis: macam mana biasa..???
Driver: wei.. u pura pura ke atau hilang ingatan ar..
Polis: ape u maksud??
Driver: haizz.. u memang sedang bazirkan masa saya ..
bagi saman...CEPATTTT...
Polis: saman RM200 o.. fikir baik baik ...
Driver: wei.. u tak faham maksud saya ka..
suruh u bagi then jus bagi la..
apasal mau cakap banyak...
u punya head suruh u mari sini chating ar??
mau saman then cepat sikit..
hanya tahu bazir masa saya..
saya sanggup bayar saman ini pun tak akan bagi u minum ..
biar u dahaga
Polis: #$5@!&&*%^$%^


重點在照片中的鏡子 女生相親照
看起來氣質不錯耶 ! 又瘦瘦小小的 ~
用那麼大一支 ..........

He's Just Not That Into You

Oh well, a lot of people recommend me to watch this movie. Bunch of great actors & actresses acted in this marvellous but not tat popular movie "He's Just Not That Into You".... I think quite a number bloggers already watch this... I went with Darren yesterday just for a quickie...As an executive producer, Drew Barrymore didn't have a lot of scene, but her appearance in it still make her awesome as usual... but can see soem wrinkles already...haiz~ time is so cruel !!!i think a lot of ppl have MySpace, FaceBook, Friendster, Tagged...this kind of website to explore their circle of friendship, or try to seek for some love relationship... Ya, i got them too... sweatWat do u think about Ginnifer? She wants a relationship so badly, whenever she get to knw a guy, she's been waiting, waiting and waiting for tat guy to call~ do u have this experience b4? haha~ well, i m like tat when i was 6 years ago... Now? still got a bit... but i knw how to control myself dyOr u r like our Mr Affleck? Although u love someone so deeply, but u will never wanna get involve in a relationship? tats quite selfish isn't it?Or in another way like Anniston? U wanna commit a relationship with someone tat u like, but he refuse? he jst wanna remain the current style of living? And u r so frustrated with it??? Have u met someone like tat? yes i do? and i have dump that person after 1 month, not 7 years :POr did u every sneak into somebody relationship like Scarlett? Hmmm... u will definitely say, they don't love each other anymore and bla bla bla~ well, i'm not gonna judge u, who am i to judge someone? And nobody is really have the chance to become a 3rd party in a relationship. u have to have the look, body, attitude....wth i m talking abt? hahaha
Or u can become very sensitive like Connelly? Sensitive is not a bad things but sometime overdoing it is not a good things either... Have a good day to all my blogger buddies

LV new collection

LV new collection ~ by Meryl Smith

十句话 vs Leumas' Comment

p/s: ya, coz damn desperate    
p/s: coz tat person has nothing to do  
p/s: then do it half-half ok or not?   
有时候 不是对方不在乎你    
p/s: then jst ignore that person  
p/s: yeah, easily to be use too
p/s: so don't say i believe again  
而是在一起 就算不说话    
p/s: coz both of them are deaf  
p/s: go to hell la~ 
为你的难过而快乐的 是敌人    
为你的快乐而快乐的 是朋友    
就是那些 该放进心里的人  
p/s: hmmm~ this is true  
冷漠 有时候并不是无情    
p/s: i hate this the most

Wrong Decision

Wat the hell is wrong with me?
Making this kind of decision?
I've not been thinking clearly again
I'm stuck
I have to get out
But how?
shit shit shit
i'm dead

Kak, jangan lah~

Amboi, mengapa tajuk aku hari ini adalah bahasa Melayu? Aku sendiri pun tak Aiyo...its because jst now...jst jst jst happen recently... I went to the pantry for some water and i heard some malay staff moaning, yes, its moaning
Kak, Jangan lah~
i was ?!? who's having sex in the office pantry...aiyo...i wanna have my drink la~so i just push the door open... cheh~ it was 2 malay aunty playing in the pantry... poking each other armpit~ walao...still small meh? somemore have to moan all those weirds sound... and they were calling each other kak ... ei~ who's elder and who's younger? all also kak de meh?
watever~ sometime jst feel weird coz in malay culture... they will call someone kak not based on their age but might be on their position in a company or society... or when they need to beg other for somethings...and the moaning sound~ horrible... so i have to warn my fren... if u wanna beg me, don't ever moan like this
Leumas, Jangan lah~
fuck, goosebump dy...

The love story of Ralph and Edna

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the HeadNurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able torationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?

Confessions of Shinjuku is Coming Soon

Confessions of Shinjuku is Coming soon~ haha~ weird... but i like wat i wrote in the title... Well, these are the 3 movies that i watched recently... Let's have a recap... Confessions of a Shopaholic deserves 4.5 stars from me, coz the character really reflects my attitude in shopping. But lately i have stop myself from shopping so crazily like her... Hehehe~ luckily i didn't have my banks calling me up for the credit card payment, or else i'll be doom
I kinda like this show. Although i'm not really a Jackie Chan show, but this Shinjuku Incident is really good. I give the movie a 5 stars :) Never think that Jackie can act too... like his expression when he saw his ex-gf married to the gangster. Overall jackie perfomance is not bad, but daniel wu is a bit sucks~ haha
Finally is a Thai ghost film ~ Coming Soon ~ not bad la... Leister kena tertakut when he saw it... hahaha~ Although i got to know the ending by my own prediction in the middle of the film, but the movie still scare quite a number of audiences in the cinema. i will give a 4.5 stars too for this film....

Waiting for Bonus

Bye bye Devil :)

Remember the evil senior i mentioned b4 in my previous department? Well, she's gone finally... Yesterday is her last day... she has moved to our rival company. Finally the evils is gone. And the funny thing is, my previous boss now wanna hire an assistant manager. And the evil was not even have the chance to climb on this spot in this company

The Animal Kingdom

What will happen if u try to transform everyone in ur company into animals? wat kind of animal will they be based on their behaviour, position and attitude? :P Let me transform my department into the animal kingdom~ KaBooMz ~First will be my boss, i immediately think of the lion, king of all animals. She's my boss, i definitely must give her face lo... She's like a lion, calm and confident. When she's quiet, she's observing.. When she's on action, u make sure u run far far away...muahahaha~ but this lion might be a bit dumb dumb coz sometime she follows the rules on a strictly way...far too strict...
Next is my senior, the chinese foxy... I had argue with her once when i was in my previous department. Her face is kind of like a fox, everbody in my company mentioned abt tat... not tat i'm lying or wat...hahaha~ she's kind of tricky and always make trap for other ppl to step in... Well, honestly, i already kena once when i was first in this department... she's really as tricky as a red foxy
Then my senior malay staff.. I let her be the tiger is because she loves tiger so much. She has picture of tigers all around her cubicle. She kind of friendly when she's in a good mood and free.But when work-load increase, she'll go mad like a tiger... she's sitting beside me, so to avoid kena anything frm her, i usually didnt disturb her
The wild pig is my marketing support staff... She's a malay aunty with a huge fat body... She's kind of smelly and always eat non-stop of her junk food during working hour... She's not very good in her work but somemore very action coz i'm new in here, and she always think she's my senior... With a lazy attitude and stupid brain, she'll always be the marketing support role~ :P
And last will be pity Leumas :) i'm an artic fox... very attractive yet pitiful... coz everyone wanna strip my skin...:( although i'm not a 1st class lengchai in this world, but at least almost the top in my company... its so weird that my company really dun have any guys who can be consider as good looking except me and another 2 malay guys... But hor, this poort artic fox always kena jealous by his senior coz he can perform better than them... i really dunwan to... but who ask my mama to born me with such an intelligent brain meh? hahaha~ a bit too much... and thats all for my animal kingdom~ hahahahaha

Tyre Punctured

Last Friday, when i was driving back home frm gym with my baby, something stupid happened. A man frm a van beside us scroll down his window and told us that my car tyre has punctured. Huh? alamak~ i slowly drive back to my house since i was nearby, after i check the tyre... really teruk la~ got 1 big nail inside...Haiz~ Feeling a bit frustrated and look at my watch~ 1030pm... the car services center should has been closed then, i have to walk my baby to LRT station coz cant send him back... and the next day still need to work half day.... :(
The next day Ryan came and help me with it... He was so "kind" to fetch me from my office to my house... i knw wat his motive is...but watever, i jst bought him a lunch, tats all !!! So we reach my car, and he jst stand there...damn far away and instructed me how to change my spare tyre on... Well, it's my 1st time to change a tyre, i really have no idea at all... And i never realised its such a hardwork and tiring... and Mr Ryan jst stand in the shed and fanning himself with some papers, somemore still request water frm me... Haiz... i really shouldn't ask him, i can do it by myself... But i use around 45 mins to change it...hahaha~
Later on, i drive to a car service center nearby to fix my tyre... and here they go, not more than 5 mins, they fill up the hole in my punctured tyre and put it back in... Walao eh~ so fast? and jst RM6 only... Tiredly, i drove my car back to my hse there and find some excuse to belanja Ryan a lunch as a "thanks" and shoo him back home...
Leumas Quote: Changing a tyre is like working out in Gym~

Bullshit Pos Malaysia

Fuck Fuck Fuck
Really feel like scolding and cursing even worse thing, but i will calm myself... and try not to type oout all those bad bad words at here in hokkien... Y am i so angry? Ask our pos Malaysia... I got a call last Friday during my working hour frm a postman regarding my credit card frm a bank. He drops me a collection-note so tat i can pick up from the Shamelin Perkasa Branch... And on the 6th April, it was the 1st Saturday of this month, so they didnt work. Then I went over to it on Tuesday at 7:45pm, and the post office was closed... I called b4 i went, i double confirm the time that they closed, its 8pm... and wtf?!? Ok, nvm, its 15 mins b4 they close, and they might think nobody will appear in this 15mins, so they closed; or maybe the person incharge has something urgent and need to close the post office earlier...this can be forgiven....
So i plan to visit yesterday, it was the last day tat i should pick up my things. I cut off my gym and my date with my baby, jst to went over to pick up my, i reach there at 7pm... and u knw wat? the door is closed...CLOSED !!! i like~ wat the hell?!? there are a lot of ppl standing outside and everyone was calling the phone...i was quite pissed off yesterday, and i really hope to throw some shit and stone inside the post office...
I really fed up with their services. If u r not open till 8pm, please dun put it in ur collection note. And all these stupid government workers are so damn lazy...tat y u make MALAYSIA TIDAK BOLEH.. u guys are wasting everybody times and energy... In the end i have to call the bank to make another arrangement... But wat if those things r not frm the bank? then wat happen to the things? It is going to post back to the sender... And wat if the thing is urgent? Please la... spoiled my mood last night...

My Heart Still Beat Fast

Although I've seen u for so many times, my heart still beat damn fast whenever i see u. Its true... Yesterday when we went gym together, i saw u in the step class... so energetic yet joyfull. I smile when i saw u inside there... your smile makes me melt every time when you flash it to me... It makes me feel like: "God, i'm falling in love again"~ I love u cutie pie :)

Show you My Cock

Day with the Letter "T"

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husband's constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage.
While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, 'Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So, I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimize the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you.'
On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.
Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads, 'Baby, I didn't' realize that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry. I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page.
P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs.'

Hey Big Spendour

Hey big spendour~ who? Me lo... Y leh? Coz i over-spend this month... And this is just the beginning of the month... Shit !!! Really feel like a shit now... Think i have to cut down all my other expenses... and find a part time job to cover my ass up~ :( Any part time to introduce?


Do you ever dream? Most of us do... I read from a book, tat explain wat kind of dream it is when u dream of these different animals...
Cat - When u dream of cat, whether its a big fierce cat or a small pussy, it means there's something dangerous approaching you. So you have to becareful in ur real life.
Dog - Although dogs are men best friend, but when u dream of a dog, means you're in a situation which you can't find a solution out of it... Means u have some tricky problems to solve...
Cow - Cow give u good luck :) When u dream of cow, means you'll have some unexspected income or properties.
Horse - Horse can run very fast becoz of its great energy. So when u dream of it, means you'll have strength or energy to deal with the problem/situation you're having now...
Sheep - Means you're a stupid/idiot/dumb asshole~ hahaha... You're lack of common sense and didn't consider much abt a situation/problem. But, dun worry... if its a black sheep, means you're going to have a good luck
Rat - Means you're filthy, dirty... And there'll be illness coming towards you
Bat - When you dream of bat, congrats... Means you're gonna be rich !!! But dun happy too fast ... it got another meaning, it might be showing that you're not willing to face a problem in real life...Just wake up and solve it
Bear - When you dream of this, hehehehe.... means there's an evil and dark power coming through you... It might be something devil, or maybe gangster or bad luck
Snake - Snake also means rich and properties, so you must dream more of snakey la~ hiss hiss... Although you might hate snake in the real life, but dun kill it in ur dream. Coz if you dream of yourself killing a snake in your dream, means you're going to face some losses on your properties

The Bowling Competition

Bowling, Bowling
Last friday is my company's bowling competition. I thought i can go off earlier as everyone in my department take part in the competition. But very bad luck, my boss asked me to attend as well coz wanna intro some of the brokers for me...yerr...unwillingly, i have to say yes with a big smile.
It was raining cats and dogs tat day and the competition hold place in TimeSquare, so i thought we're gonna take monorail, but they insists to walk @#!%*!?@# ...Ok watever, walk then walk lo...when we reach there, my pants was wet...
When we reach there, i follow my boss to see the brokers... But she was too overwhelmed with their passion and they chat happily like long-lost-friends...And she forgotten to intro me...i mean like... WTF... I was standing at there, preparing my name cards in my pockets and ... sweat~ OK, nvm, i immediately look around and glide towards other ppl... Everybody was there and asking me y i didnt take part... i'm not a member in my company sport club, therefore i 'm not entitle to join the competition.... So i jst hang around and talk with them... Everyone keep on dividing their food for me and say i'm pity to come all over here as a CHEERLEADER~ watever!!! HAhaa, now only i knw they treat me like a kid and keep on ask me to eat...
A lot of my colleagues think that i m younger than them, but its not true... y? did i look young or childish?!? Nvm, at least i got to eat... I waited for the game to start and pretentiously cheers for the brokers and the CEO while watching at my watch... Finally the 1st game ends, and i quickly find an excuse to leave... Hehehe, luckily Siew Chin is leaving too, so both of us can sneak out together... I really feel like i wanna play, but too bad... i'll pay for myself and find some gang to play bowling next time... anybody willing to join me? :P

Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...Is it true? yes i think so... But provided you have the outer beauty...Outer beauty consists of pretty and flawless face and a nice figure of body shape...If you doesnt have it...then inner beauty will be very important...but issit only with the inner beauty is good enuf...some ppl might say yes while some might say no...ok ok, lets think it this way...If u only have inner beauty, how long do you need to attract someone? i think it might take quite a long time...But if u have only outer beauty, u must have the inner part as well or u might become the bitchy asshole only...Do you like beautiful ppl? Yes, i do.. seriously, i dunwanna lie... I like to look at beautiful ppl whether guy or girl... rather than look at those ugly ppl... i believe that our body-cells will imitate others...if u watch more at the pretty ppl, automatically u will become pretty (hahaha~ jst kidding)... but please dun say u dun like beautiful ppl or u dun trust them ...those kind of bullshit things...
I believe there's always something beautiful on everybody..Everybody must have something that's unique and special that make him/her looks good...Although overall it might not be perfect, but its beautiful also... for me, i think a lot of bloggers look quite pretty... such as jerry, stiva, willy, ryan... Others like darren and eleanor, they might not be the typical type of beauty, but they definitely have something tat make them looks good...
I remember i watched a film b4... there's no ugly ppl in this world, only lazy ppl...You can make yourself look pretty by doing something...whether its excersice, facial, get rid of smoking and alcohol (bad habits) or even plastic surgery... as long as u do it, then u r on the path to beauty.. You might not ever going to reach the 1st class pretty, but 2nd class is better than nothing... I dunknw how other feel abt me... but of coz, i hope i can belongs to the good looking category :P who doesnt want wo? if u say no, means u r a liar...jst go out frm my blog now, dun wanna see ur comment also...i hate fakers...
As age increasing, i have lost my used-to-be-nice body...hahaha~ i never realised that i have good body also... until my hsemate and friends told me recently... They said i used to have "waist" and "chest"...and now only got big belly and soft chest...feel so sad... i always thought i m the fatty guy... :( really need to work hard from now on and keep my diet in a correct way....Dear all fellows, please give me some mentally support so i can become the 1st class lengchai...hahaha