人生是什麼?

人啊!
沒錢的時候,養豬;
有錢的時候,養狗。
沒錢的時候,在家裡吃野菜;
有錢的時候,在酒店吃野菜。
沒錢的時候,在馬路上騎自行車;
有錢的時候,在客廳裡騎自行車。
沒錢的時候想結婚;
有錢的時候想離婚。
沒錢的時候老婆兼秘書;
有錢的時候秘書兼老婆。
沒錢的時候假裝有錢;
有錢的時候假裝沒錢。
人啊,都不講實話:
說股票是毒品,都在玩;
說金錢是罪惡,都在撈;
說美女是禍水,都想要;
說高處不勝寒,都在爬;
說煙酒傷身體,就不戒;
說天堂最美好,都不去!!!
當今社會,窮吃肉,富吃蝦,領導幹部吃王八;
男想高,女想瘦,狗穿衣裳人露肉;
過去把第一次留給丈夫;
現在把第一胎留給丈夫。
鄉下早晨雞叫人,
城裡晚上人叫雞;
舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身,
新社會演員賣身不賣藝。

9 who am I - questions:

  Danny

January 19, 2009 at 10:31 AM

thats just the surface of HUMAN...
i think we are much better/worse than that ;p

  Cheng Soon

January 19, 2009 at 10:51 AM

说得好,一针见血!

  lcfu

January 19, 2009 at 12:01 PM

沒錢的時候,養豬
有錢的時候,養狗
*贊同*

  Vin vin

January 19, 2009 at 2:52 PM

哈哈!人生啊人生!
有钱财有地位的人当然大完咯!
i rather b poor rich man !

  *Anton*

January 19, 2009 at 2:53 PM

Twilight and I will hire translators, since we are both bananas! :P

+Ant+

  wayne

January 19, 2009 at 2:54 PM

過去把第一次留給丈夫;
現在把第一胎留給丈夫。

好啊~~~
觉得有处女清节的人很恶心。。哈哈

  ~LeuMaS~

January 19, 2009 at 3:09 PM

Danny -- i think so...

Cheng soon -- got any blog?

lcfu -- i damn agree with it too

vin vin -- u dun pretend la~

Anton -- sometime i also have to write something in chinese right?

wayne -- ya..pretending is more horrible

  Twilight Zone

January 19, 2009 at 3:25 PM

Anton - He is talking bad about both of us! LOL

  ~LeuMaS~

January 19, 2009 at 3:30 PM

twilight zone & Anton -- hey...i'm not la~ :( thankx for coming to my blog...but sometime i do write chinese things ma~ :p