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My Sex Partners

X: You have regular sex partner?
L²: Yes
X: Cool, how many of them?
L²: I lost count...
X: Usually you on 121 or group?
L²: Depends
X: Can i join you next time?
L²: Don't think so... 
X: Why? i'm not qualified enough?
L²: Sorry, i dont share my external hardisc...
X: Huh?
L²: Oh sorry, i should clarify that my sex partners are my porn....
X: @#!$%@

Who do you wanna see in porn?

Was having this funny discussion with some female colleagues during lunch time. They are arguing who should be in the porn =.= Out of surprise, 6 of them give so much different of variety, some of their choice make me puke...Donnie Yen, this is the most acceptable. He's the star of the Asian's martial art's film. This was suggested by a 30++ OL who is married, she say he has the muscle that make her wet =.= Beside that, my this slutty colleague keep on guessing Donnie's size.. omg~ and her husband is totally the different body type from Donnie!!! I think she really has to divorce her's skinny husband and find some meat who can turn her on :P Super Junior, seriously i'm not sure how many of them, but i know they are young and cute. A late 20's female colleague make her choice because she's been listening to all these korean pop. For this i can understand, young girl (though not that young) always has the fantasy to be fuck by cute young boy, right? Kwon Sang Woo, the muscular korean actor. A 40yo single lady's choice. She is so into him, until she watch all his drama and movie. Her biggest dream is to put chocolate cream on Kwon's abs and lick it clean... OMG, i never know she has this kind of fantasy... Michael Tse, or Laughing Gor... i straight ahead =.= when i heard his name... come on, he's not good looking at all, why him? Only thing i can understand is, this was chosen by a 30++ married OL who was as much TVB drama as me~ no wonder...

Aaron Kwok, yawn!!! I never know he's still in the list of woman's sexual fantasy idol... I thought he was century ago... but yeah, this is the choice of a late 30's marry woman who has a big tummy and 2 children to take care of...Gill Bou Bou!!!! OMG, i faint when i heard his name, i believe other girls also faint... A late 40's single lady's choice... Ya.. we know she's very dry... anything is "chewable" for her~

I always thought girls will go for Louis Koo, Lee Hom or Chi Lam those kind of type... but seems like i am wrong... or their taste is kinky? Eww... i better don't lunch with them anymore... ish~

Group Sex Invitation Again?!?

Remember Sharon? I told her before to masturbate and she did. After that she has become so happy and satisfy with her lifestyle aka sex life. She did fuck her previous boyfriend but broke off not long later. Now Sharon has a new boyfriend, kinda hot and he's a mix.

Sharon has transform as well, she knows how to dress now, showing off her bodyshape and the C cup she has always been covering under her thick clothes last time. She gave me a call yesterday lunch and ask me to meet up. So i did and was quite surprise of her changes. But well, i saw her "ugliness" b4, therefore i was not that attracted to her new change~ lol.

Sharon with her bf, Aarif came to fetch me from my office, sport car~ wow... so we have lunch nearby and chatted. From the conversation, Sharon seems happy and love her bf a lot... but it seems like the couple has been playing some group sex around. And yeah, both of them ask me to join their fun session, i was like OMG !!! Are you kidding me?

Politely i rejected though its seems fun and exciting... but Sharon is my friend, its weird if i have sex with her or even get naked in front of her right? Hmmm... why am i getting all these kind of invitation?

The Erecterius Trouserious

The Erecterius Trouserious
or The Trouser Snake is the world's most dangerous snake.
Color varies from pink to black.
It is fangless.

It's highly venomous spit can cause prolonged swelling lasting 9 months.
Average length 3 to 9 inches depending on sub species.
Usually appears in bedrooms but found in unusual places at times.
Attacks women in the lower abdominal area.
It has also been known to attack men from behind!

BEWARE

Sugar Baby Love - Gay Version

Sexy Indian Natives

Saw these sexy photos on the website, i find them so sexy and seductive... think i need to share it with u guys~ haha... they might be some advertisement for some underwears ...dunknw...

Love the way he pose

Yummy

Do you like hairy guy?

Love this undies the most
nice kan?

These underwears are kinda see-through
don't u think so?

The square one look nice too

The black model :)

One and only Asian guy :)

Gag me

Oh shit, u knw...
i finally meet someone who can gag me
lol

Do you Want a Threesome ?!?

Was having dinner with Peter and he brought some friends along. One of his friend, let's name it as V. So the dinner was quite well and Peter was trying to cheer me up after knowing that i feel quite down lately, a real good buddy huh?

V is very sporting and friendly, talk a lot and keep on taking photos of everybody having dinner. Well, i couldn't say that V is not a good company, but instead he is... smart and joke a lot, make everybody laugh. And one more thing that make my day is V keep on saying i'm cute~ haha... hola... how come a 28yo guy like me still being cute?

So after dinner, V took everybody's number and politely i gave mine too. And the 1st sms i got from V is "Do you want a threesome? My lover thinks you're hot" FUCK what the hell? Haha, though its kinda flattering that somebody is interested in me, but not this way... No Way ~

Shit... i suddenly feel like i'm one of the character in Sex And the City~

Why Sex Before Marriage is Essential ?

Sex at Holy Places

Do you knw that you are not suppose to have sex in holy places? Holy places are like school, church, temple, mosque or watever places that need to be respect for heroes or nenek moyang...

Sometimes, there will be good sprit around there. When they see u have sex or masturbate at there, then they will teach u a lesson. When u r in a bad luck~ haha...u will got it frm them... Or, if there's god or goddess at there... they will portrait u as someone who does not respect them... then they will not protect u frm evil spirit anymore... worst, u might go to hell after u die...

Another thing is, if u seduce a monk, nun or priest, it is a bad things to do so...so dun ever try it...or we'll see u in hell next time :P

As we knw our jerry boy have do something notty b4 in those holy places...haha~ hopefully he will be fine and healthy...Let's pray for him

How true is it? i dunknw...maybe somebody wanna try? haha~ but not for me

How to increase your Sex Appeal

As a human being, we are same as animals. We use our sex appeal to attract the person that you like, no matter its a male or female... Sex appeal is definitely a good weapon to make u a winner :)

Of coz for me, i rank my own sex appeal and for those who can attract me in my own way...
1st will be the face. :) i admit i still like pretty faces... and i think pretty face is the fatal attraction~ lolz... and of coz flawless skin has to come together with a good face to make it into a good package. And i rate my face for a 60 out of 100. Coz my nose is not tall enough and my skin is not smooth enough...damn~ i'm really gonna have to go for some facial treatment soon...
Second will be your body... Ever wonder why a handsome guy be with an ugly girl? maybe she has a big boobs... who knw? so i think body is still important... U dun need to be too macho nor too slim... but an average bod will jst be fine to attract others... of coz, if i can get a lover with a hot bod, it will be a bonus for me :)
Odor will come in 3rd... no matter how hot u r, u will get ruined by ur smelly odor... especially for those who sweat a lot, try to use a deodorant... u will smell better... or always got a perfume with u whenever u go...at least u can use the perfume to cover up your bad odor...
How you dress can also affects your sex appeal... exposing more of your body part not necessary make ur sex appeal increase... the msot important is to dress smart and nice. Dun wear those clothes which is too tight~ if u have muscular body, it will be fine, or else u will look like a dumpling... trust me !!!Guys who dress smartly can also show ur sense of fashion, and it definitely will increase ur sex appeal...
Finally will be ur butt. I think a lot of girls do look at guy's butt... of coz they will not see the naked butt... but they expect guys also have some curve in the butt area when they r in their pants... One of my gf told me she would like to spank my ass if she has the chance...lolz~ i'm happy, coz at least i still have a nice butt :P

I love Porn

Were discussing abt watching porn with a friend, and he accused me of being very hamsap coz i love porn so much~ lolz...

Well, i do admit tat i love porns, western or asian or even interracial~ hehe... come on, who didn't watch porn before? jst tat i watch a little bit more, ummm...well... maybe not jst a little bit...

Anyone have porn to share? :P

Dirty Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom?
A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catch the drop.

Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?
A: To ride a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs.
To ride a woman you fix your legs and move your ass.

Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... stop and eject!

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come, you are in big trouble.

Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place where most people find pleasure!

Up or Down ?!?

Imagine u r living in a double storey house, would you choose to live top up there? or bottom down there? Well, i used to live at bottom part when i was young. But recently, for around 3-4 years, i have been living on top... And i m comfortable with it. Hehe, i mean... i can live at both side, just depends on who i wanna live with in my house only... tats all.

Special dedicate to Fable Frog ~ Lolz

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Show you My Cock

Day with the Letter "T"

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husband's constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage.

While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, 'Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So, I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimize the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you.'

On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.

Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads, 'Baby, I didn't' realize that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry. I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page.

1. TUESDAY

2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TOMORROW
5. TONIGHT
P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs.'

I think you're the father of one of my kids...

A guy goes to the supermarket

and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello.

He's rather taken aback

because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back

to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
'Are you the stripper I made love to on the pool table

at that Bachelor party with all my buddies watching

while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

Dirty Jokes

1) Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin.
Mom asked "How do you know?"
Girl replied "Last night when we made love,
his cock was still in plastic cover."

(2) Bangladesh Worker: "Sir, me no come to work, me sick."
Boss: " When I am sick, I have sex with my wife - try it."
2 hours later Bangladesh Worker: "Boss! It worked!
Me ok now. You got nice house."

(3) After sex, Thai girl kept fondling man's cock.
Man asked: "Why? Want to have sex again?"
Thai Girl replied: "No lah, just admiring your cock.
I used to have one before."

(4) Women's lives are hard.
Morning wash clothes. Noon hang clothes.
Evening keep clothes. Nite iron clothes.
Midnight take off clothes. After midnight find clothes.

(5) To make it straight she pulls it.
To make it stand she rubs it.
To make it stiff she licks it.
To let it in she pushes it. True?
Threading a needle is not easy.

(6) Priest lost his chicken and asked during mass:
"Anyone got a cock?"
All men rose.
"I meant anyone seen a cock?"
All women rose.
"I mean anyone seen my cock?"
All nuns rose.

(7) A Sad story. A woman's husband died & she had him cremated.
She then blew his ashes into the ocean and said
"Sweetheart, this is my last blowjob for you."

(8) Girl: "Mom what is a penis?"
Mom: "When you become a good girl you will get one."
Girl: "But mom what if I am not a good girl?"
Mom: "Then you will get many!"

(9) A lawyer who was confused in his mathematics asked his secretary:
"If I give you $3 million less 17.5%, how much would you take off?"
Secretary: "Everything sir! Dress, Bra and Panties."

(10) Schoolgirl: "I do not want to take the sex Education class."
Teacher: "Why?"
Schoolgirl: "Someone told me that the final exam will be Oral."

(11) Two sperms talking on mobile.
Ist: "I'm somewhere between the fallopian tube and uterus.
Are you close by?"
2nd: "No boy, I am taking a different route.
I am just crossing the tonsils."

12) Scientists have discovered that the lightest thing in the world is a PENIS.
This is because it can be lifted up even by a simple thought