i'm so Vogue

I knew this guy, no...a boy from california fitness who is so "Vogue"...He is a 20yo boy who is hooking for rich people. I happened to be his friend because i was not sure how to function a machine, and he taught me how to use it... i thought he was helpful at tat time.

But no~ This little boy happen to "know" my friend, Darren too !!! I think he got some misunderstanding or wat-so-ever, he thought Darren mix around with a lot of rich people. One day, me & Darren were doing the gym together and the vogue-boy turn up...

Vogue: Hi guys, working out on ur chest?

Darren: Ya, do u think we do it correctly?

Vogue: OMG~ (Very fake-action & point at me)

Me: What ?!?

Vogue: Why do u take such a heavy kg?!?

Me: Huh? (But its just 75, and its not heavy for others)

Vogue: i usually just do 35....

Darren: So light?

Vogue: Ya~ (smile-fakely)

As we continue working out, this boy keep on appearing in front of Darren & try to use his "he-think-so-vogue-heavy-accent-english" to talk to us...Come on la, ur cantonese is not good enuf then u dare to speak ur classy-vogue-english to us....please...

He kept begging us to fetch him home, but we refuse to... And he try to use his cute-cute face and beg us like a doggy. Yuck !!! I reject him is becoz last time i fetched him home once...He told me he live in jln ipoh which is the opposite side of my way to go back home.... Becoz i'm a total loser in recognizing road, i jst say ok... But it turn out that he was actually living in sentul, tat fucking idiot... Frm that time onwards, i told myself i would never fetch him home again...such a fake guy to make fren with...For a while then, he knw tat we're not gonna fetch him home. So he turn to search for others to fetch him home... and we can heard that he keep on saying "fetch me home la" ....

I'm wondering why he can come to gym everyday and he can find so many different people/friends to fetch him home... Somebody just knw how to act...

I'm So Vogue

haiz...wat-so-ever