廣東話歇後語

阿茂整餅：無嗰樣整嗰樣
屙尿入盅 : 執正來做
半夜食黃瓜：唔知頭唔知尾
扁鼻佬戴眼鏡：冇得頂
陳年中草藥：發爛渣
城樓跑馬 :  一味兜圈
豉油撈飯：整色整水
廚房階磚 (豉油樽蓋)：鹹濕
單眼佬睇老婆：一眼睇哂
賣布唔帶尺 : 存心不良（量）
番鬼佬月餅：悶極 ( Moon cake的諧音)
番薯跌落灶：該煨
飛機打交：高鬥
飛機火燭：燒雲（銷魂的諧音）
非洲和尚：乞人憎（黑人僧的諧音）
肥佬著笠衫：幾大就幾大
肥婆坐屎塔：佮佮陷
墳場發電機：電死人
風吹雞蛋殼：財散人安落
閉眼射靶  : 不妙（瞄的諧音）
棺材鋪拜神 ：想人死
棺材頭燒炮仗：嚇死人
跪地餵豬乸：睇錢份上
深海石斑：好瘀（好魚的諧音）
航空母艦/新澤西號：食水深（賺到盡）
和尚擔傘：無法（髮的諧音）無天
黑白天鵝：日哦夜哦
黃皮樹鷯哥：唔熟唔食
白鱔上沙灘：唔死一身潺
火燒旗杆：長嘆（長炭的諧音）
棚尾拉箱 : 走佬
無耳茶壺 : 得把嘴
屎坑三姑  : 易請難送
老公荷包：膚淺（夫錢的諧音）
老公潑扇：悽涼（妻涼的諧音）
老婆擔遮 ：陰功（陰公的諧音）
老鼠尾生瘡：大極有限
甩柄士巴拿：得棚牙
落雨擔摭：死黨（死擋的諧音）
賣魚佬：有聲(腥)氣 (引申句 : 賣魚佬洗身：無晒聲(腥)氣)
南無佬跌落屎坑：無晒符
牛皮燈籠：點極都唔明
年三十晚謝灶 ：好做唔做
年晚煎堆：人有我有
撒路溪錢：引死人
筲箕兜水  : 漏洞百出
山草藥：噏得就噏
神仙放屁：不同凡響
神仙過鐵橋：包穩陣
神臺貓屎：神憎鬼厭

Don't Judge Me~

As what I mentioned a few post earlier, I have been doing what I want

as long as it is not illegal

Just because I'm different than you

or you all other bitches

doesn't mean that i'm bad

Don't judge me

If you wanna judge, look at the mirror

and judge your ownself

Coz u ain't God

I just wanna be myself

All these while i've been thinking

I don't need to follow what everyone has done

Or the normal thing that the public usually do

As long as i did not hurt anybody

I'm not trying to be different

Or find a way to stand out from the others

I just wanna be myself

-peace-

Most Functional Word in the English Language

SHIT
The most functional english word

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit
find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit

Some people know their shit
while others can't tell the difference between shit & shineola

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits
There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit
or duck when the shit hits the fan

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle
You can find yourself in deep shit
or be happier than a pig in shit

Some days are colder than shit
Some days are hotter than shit
and some days are just plain shitty

Some music sounds like shit
Things can look like shit
and there are times when you feel like shit

You can have too much shit, not enough shit
The right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit
or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit
and other times you fall in a bucket of shit
and come out smelling like a rose

When you stop consider all the facts
it's the basic building clock of the english language

Once you know your shit
you don't need to know anything else

Well, shit, its time for me to stop now
Just wanted you to know that i do give a shit
and hope you had a nice day without a bunch of shit

But if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...
Well, shit happens!!!

Echo of Life

A man and his son were walking in the forest. Suddenly the boy trips and feel a sharp pain. He screams, "Ahhhh." Surprised, he hears a voice coming from the moutain, "Ahhhhh."

Filled with curiosity, he creams: "Who are you?", but the only answer he receives is "Who are you?" This males him angry, so he screams :"You are a coward!", and the voice answers: "You are a coward!" He looks at his father, asking "Dad, what is going on?"

"Son", the man replies, "pay attention!" Then he screams, "I admire you!" The voice answers: "I admire you!" The father shouts, "You are wonderful!", and the voice answers: "You are wonderful!" The boy is surprised, but still can't understand what is going on.

Then the father explains, "People call this 'ECHO', but truly it is 'LIFE'! Life always gives you back what you give out! Life is a mirror of your actions. If you want more love, give more love! If you want more kindness, give more kindness! If you want understanding and respect, give understanding and respect! If you want people to be patient and respectful to you, give patience and respect! This rule of nature applies to every aspect of our lives."

Quote
Life always gives you back what you give out. Your life is not a coincidence, but a mirror of your own doings
Unquote

No Pain No Gain

我说不好

朋友您好, 为了你好，请您坐好，用心听好。
钱多钱少，够吃就好。
人丑人美，顺眼就好。
人老人少，健康就好。
家穷家富，和气就好。
老公晚归，有回就好。
老婆唠叨，顾家就好。
孩子从小，就要教好。

博士也好，卖菜也好，长大以后，乖乖就好。
房屋大小，能住就好。
名不名牌，能穿就好。
两轮四轮，能驾就好。
老板不好，要忍就好。
一切烦恼，能解就好。
坚持执着，放下最好。
人的一生，平安就好。
不是有钱，一定会好。
心好行好，命能改好。
谁是谁非，天知就好。
修福修慧，来世更好。
说这么多，明白就好。
天地万物，随缘就好。
很多事情，看开就好。
人人都好，日日都好。
你好我好，世界更好。
总而言之，知足最好。

这条短信，真的很好，不发给你，是我不好。
发了给你，大家都好！
哈哈.! 你说我对你好不好？

Save Water - Drink Beer !!!

Water is precious
Save Water
Drink Beer

People who drink, get drunk
People who get drunk, go to sleep
People who go to sleep, do not SIN
People who do not SIN, go to heaven
So...So let us all drink and go to heaven

Wow, whoever wrote this
Impressive :)
Let's drink beer

God Has it Arrange 上帝早已预备

Well, I believe there's God. God maybe Jesus, Kuan Yin, Allah or any god/goddess in which culture you believe in. God should be the one who lead us to positive side; to do good things; to love yourself and everyone~

Did God arrange everything for us? Some say yes while some say no~
For me, I'm a Buddhist. I always believe that God do arrange a path for everyone of us, but we, as human beings have to work hard and do our best in this path. No matter how hard and difficult it is~ you have to do your best...

Wealth, Health, Love, Carrier~ you don't work hard, you won't get it...
God has it arrange? Yes !!! But you have to appreciate and work hard too~ or God is gonna take it back :)

Enjoy Sammi's song~

就算我可得到世间的财宝
但你却说要我知道是永生的道路
是我在罪人时你赐我中保
就算我可得到今生的自豪
但你却说要我知道
别为因此而烦恼在绝望里投诉
只要仰望主哪怕会迷路

上帝早已预备我不相信运气
即使风光明媚但却不是你预期
上帝早已预备至少我不被遗弃
难得你为我死

就算我可得到今生的自豪
但你却说要我知道
别为因此而烦恼在绝望里投诉
只要仰望主哪怕会迷路

上帝早已预备我不相信运气
即使风光明媚但却不是你预期
上帝早已预备至少我不被遗弃

难得你为我死
感谢你你会为我打气
感谢你从谷底将我救起
感谢你纵使失去我的真理
但我没有忘记

上帝早已预备我不相信运气
即使风光明媚但却不是你预期
上帝早已预备只少我不被遗弃

难得你为我死
难得你为我死

Forgiveness Make You Happy

Saw this sign when i was in the Big Buddha Temple during Phuket trip.

"Forgiveness make you happy"

How true issit? Well, i won't deny that forgiveness do make us feel better, but not really happy... Some hurtful things which others did, can't be forgive... and the hurts will form as a wound which will forever hurt and harm u, u will never gonna forget abt it...

But forgiveness is a good thing that we should do and practice. But to you out-there, i knw u didnt read my blog, but i wanna tell u... i'm not gonna forgive u for wat u did... of coz, i'm not gonna make any revenge for it... i'll let the God to punish u when the right time come :) PEACE

6 Principles of Life

Just read this forward email, find it quite meaningful thou i do not agree on some of them

1. No point using limited life to chase unlimited money
2. No point earning so much money which you cannot live to spend it
3. Money is not yours until you spend it
4. When you are young, you use your health to chase your wealth;
When you are old, you use your wealth to buy back your health.
Difference is that, it is too late~
5. How happy a man is, is not how much he has but how little he needs
6. No point working so hard to provide for the people you have no time to spend with

So, what do you guys think?

The Boy Who Talks Too Much

Talk wisely and speak your words respectively is very important. People who talk too much and talk non-sense usually has immature thinking and blast out bullshit of watever in his mind at that moment. Words that they speak might not affect some people; but to others, it might be quite hurtful and will cause unhappy situation.

Someone who i knw happens to be having this kind of problem and attitude... Trying to gain attention and talk rubbish... bla bla bla~ hmmm.... it actually kinda irritating and disturbing to some of the frends... but its weird if i told him abt his bad attitude... hmmm~ or should i keep quiet instead....

I think i better dun talk too much crap~ happy enjoying my own life and let the boy learn his own lesson, then he will grow :) Respect others if you want others to respect you as well

Appreciation for my 26 years

Just passed my birthday few days back and now i'm officially 27 years old, sad~ coz i'm older now...hahaha~ but i really appreciate for what i get of the previous 26 years...

Thank you Daddy

For all these while, i didn't really talk abt serious stuff with my daddy, coz it feel kinda weird. But i love my daddy deep inside my heart, i knw how he sacrifice for the family... i think a lot of daddy in almost all the families do so... My father always let us have the biggest piece of apple when he eat only the middle part of it; he always let us eat all the meat while he eat the bone part only; he always fetch me and my sister to school when all other kids need to wake up earlier for school bus; he always wake up in the early morning and buy us breakfast everyday~ I love you daddy

Thank you Mommy

My mom takes charge in the family, of coz she will discuss with my dad when big things come up. Since small, me and my sister knw tat we have to manja with our mom to get wat we want~ lolz... Although we are not rich, but my mom manage to arrange all the financial things and send me for piano, swimming, karate, tennis and drawing class... i always think she's a wonderwoman :) But in these few years, mum has not been so healthy. Been to hospital for a few times and i'm worry. And now daddy is not feeling well too, what can i do? i can only pray and hope all the things go well... Love you mom

Thank you My Little Sister

3 years younger than me which make her has the right to manja to her brother. I learn to be more responsible and independent becoz of my sister... I have to take care of her when she's having problems... I learn how to save (although not much) for her studies... We're the only 2 children that our parents have, we learn to love each other and appreciate what each other do for the others... :) Muaks~ big kisses to my sista~

Thank you My God

Not trying to be alleluyah or wat~ coz i'm buddhist... hahaha...ok ok, no offence... Although i think my life is difficult, but i appreciate coz i was born in Malaysia... Malaysia is much more better than Africa, and thanks for it... Difficulties and problems always appear non-stop these few years, but luckily everything has been solved... nothing really that serious and troublesome... thank you to my God, Kuanyinma :)

Thank you My Best Friends

Cedric, thanks for being my best-est friend ever since kindergarden. It has more than 20 years we have been this close. Although you r working in Singapore now, i really appreciate that you have make up calls to me and Micheal...
Michael, thanks for being my best friend too. We have knw each other since standard 5, and thanks for all the support and help everytime when i face problems :)
Ryan, thanks for being my clsoe friend. Its an honor to be your best man during your wedding... hopefully mine will be here soon :) and thanx for introducing Sammi into my life :)

Thank you My Ex

R, thanks for being the 1st one... i will always remember our sweet memories
A, although you have been the useless bump, but thanks for letting me knw the cruelness of this world
J, although you have gone back to Portugal... but the short period of 6 months have been wonderful for me... i get to experience all the things that i might not able to enjoy...
B, thank you for taking care of me although you knw i dont really love you
F, thank you for letting me knw that there's no true love at all
O, thank you for all the helps and support, wish u all the best :)
L, thank you for letting me knw that love needs money

Thank you My Blogger Fellas

Darren Kee, thanks for everything... we have been supporting and accompanying each other when we feel for it
Lesly, thanks for being my best friend now... at least i knw there's someone who's not fake in the blogging world
Twinkle, Michi & Ant, thanks for all the advises and knowledges which i appreciate very much
Danny, although i knw this gaga's lala before blogging, but i appreciate him for listening to me when i have problems
Koala, although he's not blogging anymore, but appreciate for all the help and things that he provided... a very good fren indeed :)
Jerry, SK, Evann, Tz, Ken & Tagnan, thax for al lthe comments and support...

After writing all these, i feel that i've been lucky :) And there should not be any self-pittiness anymore... shall strike for my best and hope to achieve better in my life... Have to really work hard and accept all the good suggestions and ideas...

As like i said:-
"Minds are like parachutes, they function best when you open"

Have a nice day everyone :)

I don't like to loss

I don't like the feeling of losing~ nope... since i joined St John during my high school time, i know that failure will bring embarassment and disaster... While the taste of winning is damn good~ the taste of victory and proudness~ ahhh~ tat simply feel so good... I always wanted to win my opponent or even strike a new record for my ownself~ but loss has become my frens lately... am i not doing my best? or am i lacking all the power of doing so? Finally i find out why i'm feeling empty these days... coz i kept losing...not gonna let this be happen again~ never !!!... i must aim Gigi Leong as my target... never admit to failure and loss... My quote for today:

Winning Isn't Part of the Game

It is the Game

Spiritual Thought for the day

Alcohol may not be the answer to all the questions
But alcohol helps you to forget the entire question itself

造孽

錯,人人會犯;
孽, 人人會造.
但很多時候,
一個人所犯的錯, 造的孽,
會有另一個人去承擔。