L² Evolution: January 2009

熊猫 vs 猫熊

Evolve by L² Saturday, January 31, 2009 at 6:50 PM

开始很讨厌台湾的人

为什么呢？

因为他们都喜欢乱乱改字

例子如以下：

可爱 = 口爱

主角(jue) = 主角(jiao)

为什么要把中国人千百年以来的字改来改去？

好无聊~~~~

有可能最近比较落后了

都没发现到台湾媒体把“熊猫”

改称了“猫熊”

为什么？？？

有人可以解释给我听吗？

马来西亚的年轻人也很爱跟风

发现很多部落格的朋友都喜欢跟台湾人的方式

本人是觉得不太好咯~

如果你的下一代也跟着这样乱乱来

那不是破坏了正统的华文吗？

自己想清楚吧！！！

反省哦~

Prosperous Year = Fatty Year

Evolve by L² Friday, January 30, 2009 at 11:52 AM

Fatt Fatt Fatt

If minus one "t" frm each word will become

Fat Fat Fat

Lolz~

I really grow fat alot during this CNY

Haha~ never mind abt my weight first...

I will write abt it in others post...

Let's have a look at the hamper we got this year

This is frm a best friend, this is a chocolate hamper...I love this the most~Its all my favourite Cadbury Chocolate

This is frm my mum's company...It's a very "tall" hamper...But...the things are jst so so only :P

This cute basket contains a lot of mandarin oranges
It's frm my previous department's head.Well~ got all these things, such a prosperous year and such a fat fat year...HaHa

Fly sparrow fly ~

Evolve by L² Wednesday, January 28, 2009 at 2:10 AM

It happened when i was on phone talking to my fren today
I was downstair and pacing around while chatting
& i saw this cat playing something with its feet nearby
I walked close and saw that the cat have a sparrow bird under its paw
The bird was injured, and the cat look at me fiercely
As if he's telling me "Go away! None of your business!"
I feel sad and pathetic towards the bird
So i pretend to kick the cat, and of coz the cat run away
And in less than 1 second, the sparrow bird flew away
The cat try to jump up and catch it, but failed
Later on, the cat turn back and stare at me~
Yerr...so evilicious~
Well, you can't do anything, unless u scratch me lo~
Watever, take care birdie...dun ever let the cat get u again :)

Mahjong Maniac

Evolve by L² Tuesday, January 27, 2009 at 5:04 PM

It's always the best time and the best excuse to gamble during CNY...it's like a traditional things in our family...hehehe...i simply love gambling...but of coz i do got my own limit when i'm gambling...so dun worry bloggers...

I remember when we were small...all the kids play poker aside while the adults play mahjong...we never kacau them and they never kacau us...we used to play with my second uncle who always win the most...but as time passed...things changed....haha~ the kids are all grown up...and we're all playing mahjong now...sadly, the adults just stand beside or watching tv...hehe...same as this year...

But this year, my cousins are back to poker again...so i play mahjong with 3 crocodiles :P whom is my granny, my mum and my aunt....at first they keep on winning...i cant even win a bit...how sad...but on the last round, i win !!! Not only getting back wat i have loss, but i win a lot from my aunty...hahaha~ it's really fun...

There's always a different between 4-person-mahjong & 3-person-mahjong...but watever...i still conquer all of them...hahaha

Gong Xi Fatt Chai

I'm an Angel

Evolve by L² Monday, January 26, 2009 at 4:40 AM

Yesterday night i transform

I transform into an angel

I walk into your dream

I told u i love u

I will bring u to heaven

But u rejected

I feel hurt, but i still smile

I turn away and fly

I know that

You will still be mine

Double steamboat for Double reunion

Evolve by L² at 3:00 AM

Yay~ alwayz enjoy myself in hometown during holiday...
I thought i was not gonna be online during the holiday...but i'm here...
Today is the eve of CNY, and we have steamboat for our reunion
At lunch time, i have steamboat in my own hse with my parents, sisters, grandparents and my cousin...while at dinner time, i have steamboat again in my uncle's hse...
Was so busying eating the food till i have no time to take photos of those delicious food :)
I think i'll be getting fatter after CNY~ *burp* excuse me ~ :p

後悔愛上小龍

Evolve by L² Sunday, January 25, 2009 at 4:15 AM

My friend (W) told me, falling in love with Bruce Lee is a big mistake...Is it? W met Bruce today after they know each other frm a website...W fetched Bruce to a beach and they talked like old frens...they are having good time...And immediately Bruce has a strong and good feeling towards W; and W has a crush on Bruce as well...Not long after this, W and Bruce make love...

But W & Bruce are 2 different people living in 2 different cities... although they love each other, but W is afraid that long distance relationship won't work...Bruce knows about it and doesn't wanna force W...But W keeps saying tat it's a mistake of meeting up with Bruce...and regret about it...

I, myself personally feel tat they could try...both W and Bruce are such cute couple...they definitely will become a lovely couple whom everybody will be envy of...But wat to do if W refuse to open up the fence of its heart? I'm a bit pity for Bruce as well... I really hope that both of them can appreciate of the fate that God give to them...

Happy CNY

Evolve by L² Friday, January 23, 2009 at 12:13 PM

Dear all,

I'll be away and not be able to write my blog daily
So i have to stop here

See you guys again when i come back to kl next month

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR

-love leumas-

ANTM - Cycle 4

Evolve by L² at 9:10 AM

Cool~ jst 2 days and i finish this cycle 4...
Really can't resists to watch all this pretty gal posing :)

Cycle 4 winner
Naima Mora
She's mix with a lot of different ethnic. I like her mohawk hair, it made her so edgy and chic...she really can do high-fashion look when she go fierce

Kahlen Rondot
Shy and timid girl who want to become a model so much. She was in the 2nd top, shoot great photo and strong runway walk, but too bad her luck is not as good as naima...

Brittany Brower
I like her attitude...she was loud and fun...when they are visiting africa...they were told not to make noises jst in case the lion will attack them...But Brittany just make noise and attract the lions...and put everybody's life on danger

Christina Murphy
She looks kind of cold...but pretty eyes and thin lips...She was send home because the judges can't feel her passion, which is so not true :(

Keenyah Hill
She's a bit plum...but she definitely shot good picture...she eats a lot when she feel pressure...and after 14 weeks...she was fat like a pig

Michelle Deighton
A bisexual wrestler who has a good body shape...i dun really like her coz she always blushed and her face will be so damn red...a bit scary...and she got this skin problem which scared out everyone in the show

Drama Queen

Evolve by L² Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 1:47 PM

Remember i mentioned b4 in my previous post about CK & Winnie?

Well, the couple jst broke up a few days and make announcement in the facebook

But today, Ms Winnie put a new announcement again~

They are together again...

Heard that CK bought her a laptop that she wanted to buy for a long time

And this is the story

So dramatic...

Dunknw whether this is a strategy to force a bf to buy something

Watever~ Drama Queen

Hamster to give out

Evolve by L² at 8:24 AM

~Lelong Lelong~

Who want hamster???

I got a big hamster from my friend...
I'm not really used to it coz i already got mine
Anybody interested to adopt it???

It is the size of my palm...
Furry with black eyes...
In white and light brown colour...

I'll give it out together with the cage...
Anyone from KL who is interested
Please let me know by today b4 5pm
We arrange a time by tonight to meet up and i'll pass it to u

Please leave me your email/handphone number in comment box

Thank you

Dirty Jokes

Evolve by L² Wednesday, January 21, 2009 at 2:00 PM

1) Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin.
Mom asked "How do you know?"
Girl replied "Last night when we made love,
his cock was still in plastic cover."

(2) Bangladesh Worker: "Sir, me no come to work, me sick."
Boss: " When I am sick, I have sex with my wife - try it."
2 hours later Bangladesh Worker: "Boss! It worked!
Me ok now. You got nice house."

(3) After sex, Thai girl kept fondling man's cock.
Man asked: "Why? Want to have sex again?"
Thai Girl replied: "No lah, just admiring your cock.
I used to have one before."

(4) Women's lives are hard.
Morning wash clothes. Noon hang clothes.
Evening keep clothes. Nite iron clothes.
Midnight take off clothes. After midnight find clothes.

(5) To make it straight she pulls it.
To make it stand she rubs it.
To make it stiff she licks it.
To let it in she pushes it. True?
Threading a needle is not easy.

(6) Priest lost his chicken and asked during mass:
"Anyone got a cock?"
All men rose.
"I meant anyone seen a cock?"
All women rose.
"I mean anyone seen my cock?"
All nuns rose.

(7) A Sad story. A woman's husband died & she had him cremated.
She then blew his ashes into the ocean and said
"Sweetheart, this is my last blowjob for you."

(8) Girl: "Mom what is a penis?"
Mom: "When you become a good girl you will get one."
Girl: "But mom what if I am not a good girl?"
Mom: "Then you will get many!"

(9) A lawyer who was confused in his mathematics asked his secretary:
"If I give you $3 million less 17.5%, how much would you take off?"
Secretary: "Everything sir! Dress, Bra and Panties."

(10) Schoolgirl: "I do not want to take the sex Education class."
Teacher: "Why?"
Schoolgirl: "Someone told me that the final exam will be Oral."

(11) Two sperms talking on mobile.
Ist: "I'm somewhere between the fallopian tube and uterus.
Are you close by?"
2nd: "No boy, I am taking a different route.
I am just crossing the tonsils."

12) Scientists have discovered that the lightest thing in the world is a PENIS.
This is because it can be lifted up even by a simple thought

Honk

Evolve by L² at 8:21 AM

Pon Pon Pon !!!

Do u ever honk others while u r driving?
Well, I do... and i do it a lot to those wreckless drivers...
I just notice something from these days tat i started to drive in KL
I realise tat lots of my frend and colleague refuse to honk others when they make mistake
They rather wait for that car to take their own sweet time to make the parking
While all others car lining behind the traffic jst becoz of tat...
There are also some cases when those drivers use their handphone without hand-free
They drive so slow coz they use only single hand to drive
And yet, they are driving in the right lane...tat's so fucking annoying...
Y cant u jst buy a handfree...it wont cost much?
Or y cant u drive in the left lane if u wanna drive slow?
You are making the traffic jamming up~

And to those drivers who see others make mistake or nearly knock your car
Please press your fucking honk...
If not, dun ever keep on scolding in your own car and complain
I know a lot of you are trying to be nice and gentleman...oh fuck off~
What if there's someone who is in emergency to the hospital?
And they are in the jam behind becoz of those stupid drivers?
Or if there's ambulance, fire-fighting car behind to the rescue?

To those wreckless/brainless drivers
Don't ever just think for yourself only...
You are just being selfish...

To those who act nice and don't honk
Next time when u buy a new car
Ask them to take off the honk, becoz you're not using it

p/s: Happy driving to all my blogger's buddies

Drive safe while on ur journey back to hometown for CNY