My dear so-called-fake-frend Spidy come to attack again... It was on Sunday, as a group of us gather around, Spidy suddenly appear... At first, he claimed that we're cheap. Ya, CHEAP is the word he used... Coz he said he jst happen to hang around with a group of friend who is very class. They will have tea in starbucks while we only sit in Old Town...
Well, he also claimed that we're slut... Becoz his NEW Friends is very polite, never use vulgar words and never sleep around with others... He especially pointed his croocked finger at me~ Damn !!! Who tell u tat i sleep around wif other ppl? Then this evil Spidy says i give others the feeling tat i'm a slut.... I mean really WTH~ Shit... and Damn u !!!
So one of my fren help to protect me. "Not everyone can be slut, at least with ceratin level of look" ... "Ya, with ur look, u definitely cannot lo Spidy" And all other burst into laugh while Spidy and I kept silence... So i tell him "I knw u urself wanna be slut...but too bad..."
Haha, u should at least have the look of Zac Efron or Daniel Hennessy to be a top slut... if not, you must have a seductive body to become a slut... just like Matthew McConaughey or Ryan Phillipe... Ya ya, i knw i dun have either one... so how come u say i'm a slut leh? i also didn't sleep with others... if not, i'll be so damn busy right now...
Now only i knw, being portrait as a slut is so hard-feeling... Damn !!! I should have change my attitude, dun be too friendly and try to act cool; dun talk non-sense and be more serious... Darn... but i'm already been portrait as a slut...
5 who am I - questions:
July 13, 2009 at 2:58 PM
You cld dedicate this to Spidy ....
He went to the doctor, he x-rayed his head.
Doc stared for a moment, this was what he said.
"It looks as if you've got a banana in there,
an apple, an orange, a mango and a pear.
I also see something that looks like a shoe,
a plate of spaghetti, some doggy poo,
an aeroplane, an arrow,a barrel, a chair,
a crow, a camera, an underwear.
With all that junk that's inside your head,
it's amazing you got out of bed.
The good news, at least, is you shouldn't feel any pain,
From what I see here, you don't have a brain."
+Ant+ ^_^
July 13, 2009 at 6:19 PM
低能啊地能。。。叫哪個白癡去吃大便啦。。。你有醫生朋友嗎?介紹給他吧 哈哈哈。。。
還有噢，坐在starbucks不是很有class咯。。。坐五星級酒店的lounge才算classy >.<
July 13, 2009 at 7:37 PM
Who is Spidy? Why no ending woes? Peace to you and love your enemies!
July 13, 2009 at 10:01 PM
Oh, he just jealous u have so many networks and friend stick to you more than they stick to him... This mean u are doin jus fine... U can't please everyone.. So jus don bother about him la haha... I'm with ya Leumao the SLUT LOL!!!!! Jus kidding..~~
July 14, 2009 at 8:28 AM
低能 ur head la~ willy ~ lolz ...
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