18件傻傻的事

18件傻傻的事情，你做过几件？
18stupid/funny things, how many did you do for fun?

1、用手插入米缸的米里面插来插去/玩来玩去

Dig your hand(s) into the rice jar(? or whatever you keep rice in) and play with the rice (of course i mean the one uncooked)

2、地下有阶砖时，特意隔一格一格来走（不可走过界，要完全在格内）

Purposely walk on the squares(that you want to and never exceed the boundary of square) of the floor.

3、用镜面等反光物品反射阳光，照来照去

Use mirror or things that reflect light to reflect light and play with it like that.

4、铺张纸在硬币上面，然后用铅笔在上面描，描个形出来

Use frottage(art technique) to rub out the lines/picture of/on the notes(money)

5、吃完瑞士糖（Sugus）之后，将糖纸包回原本四四方方的形状出来

After eating the sweet, re-wrap the paper into the original shape it had as if the sweet is still in there.

6、超级市场踩着购物车行走

Stand on the trolley and go around like that.

7、贴张写着“我是白痴”等等的纸条在同学的背后

Stick paper, which 'I am idiot' is written on the paper, on classmates' back.

8、拍别人左边 站在别人右边

Nudge a person on the left but stand on right hand side of that person.

9、踩别人的影子

Purposely step on people's shadow.

10、丢别人门口的拖鞋下楼

Throw someone's slippers, which were placed in front of the doorstep, downstairs.

11、下楼梯时坐在扶手上面滑下来

When going down staircase, sit on the railing and slide down instead of walking.

12、在电梯(Escalator)上往相反方向走

Walk against the way the escalator is moving on the escalator.

13、用萤光笔(Highlighter)油指甲

Use highlighter as nail polish.

14、下雨用伞，总是故意地转那把伞

Turn/Flip the umbrella(in the way such that rain drops will splash) when you're using it in the rain.

15、对着镜子学跳舞／演戏／唱歌

Facing the mirror(alone) to dance/sing/act.

16、在街上见到狗就扮猫叫，见到猫就扮狗吠

Bark like a dog when you see cat walking on the street, meow like a cat when you see a dog..

17、下雨的时候,拿起伞故意往雨大的地方走去 听雨啪啪的声音 感觉很爽

Purposely walk into the heavy rain to listen to the sound of big rain drops hitting on the umbrella.

18、玩家电包装里的那张有很多泡泡的塑料膜,把泡泡一个一个按破

Press the bubbles on the air bubble bag(those for reducing shock for fragile items) one by one.