Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom?
A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catch the drop.
Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?
A: To ride a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs.
To ride a woman you fix your legs and move your ass.
Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... stop and eject!
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come, you are in big trouble.
Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place where most people find pleasure!
A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catch the drop.
Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?
A: To ride a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs.
To ride a woman you fix your legs and move your ass.
Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... stop and eject!
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come, you are in big trouble.
Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place where most people find pleasure!
11 who am I - questions:
June 29, 2009 at 4:25 PM
I like the bicycle 1. :)
June 29, 2009 at 4:35 PM
What 's the differentce between Leu and a condom?
Leu pumps the catches, whilst the condom catches his pump . LOLZ
+Ant+
June 29, 2009 at 4:46 PM
a big LOL for this!!
June 29, 2009 at 5:12 PM
Muahahahahahahaha! You so free gah, made me giggle so hard in the office! I think Anton lagi jia lat, nanti Leu spray your head.
June 29, 2009 at 5:48 PM
Hahaha... I like the last joke.
June 29, 2009 at 6:23 PM
Haha... That funny man... I like it!!!
June 29, 2009 at 6:25 PM
haha... funny lor.. but quite true.
June 29, 2009 at 6:34 PM
Hey, the job one.. So true so true... U made me smiled for a while lol...
June 29, 2009 at 7:52 PM
Haha witty. Here are a couple for you ;)
Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"
Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they can't taste it!
June 29, 2009 at 10:07 PM
hahaha can't stop laughing again...
June 30, 2009 at 8:55 AM
this has made my day! LOL
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