Dirty Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom?
A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catch the drop.

Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?
A: To ride a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs.
To ride a woman you fix your legs and move your ass.

Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... stop and eject!

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come, you are in big trouble.

Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place where most people find pleasure!

11 who am I - questions:

  K|E|E|N|Y|E|E

June 29, 2009 at 4:25 PM

I like the bicycle 1. :)

  ::. Anton ::.

June 29, 2009 at 4:35 PM

What 's the differentce between Leu and a condom?
Leu pumps the catches, whilst the condom catches his pump . LOLZ

+Ant+

  erictbk

June 29, 2009 at 4:46 PM

a big LOL for this!!

  Twilight Zone

June 29, 2009 at 5:12 PM

Muahahahahahahaha! You so free gah, made me giggle so hard in the office! I think Anton lagi jia lat, nanti Leu spray your head.

  Mannpriedo d'Saintner

June 29, 2009 at 5:48 PM

Hahaha... I like the last joke.

  类私理

June 29, 2009 at 6:23 PM

Haha... That funny man... I like it!!!

  Chris

June 29, 2009 at 6:25 PM

haha... funny lor.. but quite true.

  Jerry

June 29, 2009 at 6:34 PM

Hey, the job one.. So true so true... U made me smiled for a while lol...

  IcyFire

June 29, 2009 at 7:52 PM

Haha witty. Here are a couple for you ;)

Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"

Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they can't taste it!

  ^NgoH wiLLy^

June 29, 2009 at 10:07 PM

hahaha can't stop laughing again...

  Queen B

June 30, 2009 at 8:55 AM

this has made my day! LOL