My Sex Partners

X: You have regular sex partner?
L²: Yes
X: Cool, how many of them?
L²: I lost count...
X: Usually you on 121 or group?
L²: Depends
X: Can i join you next time?
L²: Don't think so... 
X: Why? i'm not qualified enough?
L²: Sorry, i dont share my external hardisc...
X: Huh?
L²: Oh sorry, i should clarify that my sex partners are my porn....
X: @#!$%@