I think you're the father of one of my kids...

A guy goes to the supermarket
and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello.
He's rather taken aback
because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back
to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
'Are you the stripper I made love to on the pool table
at that Bachelor party with all my buddies watching
while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

17 who am I - questions:

  HanLun

March 31, 2009 at 11:16 AM

hahaha
funny.

  Sanze

March 31, 2009 at 11:59 AM

Haha... Really funny lo.. Eh, you want to change ur blog to 18sx is it.. Hahal...

  Sam

March 31, 2009 at 12:00 PM

Now THAT is a big Ooops. :P

  ~LeuMaS~

March 31, 2009 at 12:16 PM

hanlun, thanx for visiting...have a good laugh then

sanze, i thought 18sx more suites u :P

sam, double oops for me :D

  牛奶 Milk

March 31, 2009 at 12:20 PM

Whoooopsie. Back fired. English has such way of tricking people.

  TZ

March 31, 2009 at 2:14 PM

Ooopssss... LoL.

what a short and humorous jokes ... :)

  Jerry

March 31, 2009 at 2:16 PM

U got me!!

  ~LeuMaS~

March 31, 2009 at 3:33 PM

Milk, i dun think english is the only language tat can play tricks on human beings :)

tz, short yet can send pleasure~ muahahaha

jerry, gotcha !!!

  Fable Frog

March 31, 2009 at 3:52 PM

OMG~ it actually took me a while to figure out the joke! damn~ but it's funny! LOL

  ~LeuMaS~

March 31, 2009 at 5:08 PM

Gosh Froggy, since when u r so slow in humors and jokes? Issit becoz u stay too long in the hospital?

  *Anton*

March 31, 2009 at 6:35 PM

Our dirty minds! lolz

+Ant+

  Vin vin

March 31, 2009 at 7:43 PM

This is Funny~

ur previous blog quite accurate,
cuz i choose ocean...

n ur previous previous blog bout international, i also watched b4, sux... don like it... i also the one fall in slep...

  Chris

March 31, 2009 at 10:16 PM

haha,,, hum sup!

  K|E|E|N|Y|E|E

March 31, 2009 at 10:44 PM

Haha, good joke.

  ~LeuMaS~

April 1, 2009 at 8:12 AM

anton, coz we're normal :)

vin vin, wow! u save all ur comments and make it into 1...

chris, i rather hamsup u :P

keenyee, i always love ths kind of joke..got any to share?

  K|E|E|N|Y|E|E

April 1, 2009 at 3:30 PM

Wow..U wanna hamsup Chris. Interesting lor

  ~LeuMaS~

April 1, 2009 at 3:33 PM

keenyee, i can hamsup u as well if u want to ~ muahahaha :P