Police vs Driver

Polis : Encik, tadi u tak ada nampak lampu merah kah?
Driver :Ada!
Polis : Kenapa u masih jalan?
Driver : Saya ada nampak lampu merah,
tapi saya tak ada nampak u……
Polis : @%%&*
Driver: bagi peluang ..tuan...
Polis: peluang bagi dgn macam mana??
Driver: bagilah peluang..
Polis: ya.. dgn macam mana??
Driver: biasa looo..
Polis: macam mana biasa..???
Driver: wei.. u pura pura ke atau hilang ingatan ar..
Polis: ape u maksud??
Driver: haizz.. u memang sedang bazirkan masa saya ..
bagi saman...CEPATTTT...
Polis: saman RM200 o.. fikir baik baik ...
Driver: wei.. u tak faham maksud saya ka..
suruh u bagi then jus bagi la..
apasal mau cakap banyak...
u punya head suruh u mari sini chating ar??
mau saman then cepat sikit..
hanya tahu bazir masa saya..
saya sanggup bayar saman ini pun tak akan bagi u minum ..
biar u dahaga
Polis: #$5@!&&*%^$%^

13 who am I - questions:

  类私理

April 28, 2009 at 10:03 AM

The driver damn cool oh... But i do believe that not much of ppl will do like that lo... Haha!!!

  Medie007

April 28, 2009 at 10:30 AM

hahahahahaahahahahaha

  That My Goal

April 28, 2009 at 10:34 AM

driver tu pandai lah
tapi lain kali kena pandai sikit
nanti polis tu balas dendam

  [SK]

April 28, 2009 at 3:41 PM

i love this driver!! thumbs up, haha :D

  ~LeuMaS~

April 28, 2009 at 3:47 PM

dun say tat lesly, i got 1 fren really did like tat lo~

lolz medie

balas dendam? wat can he do wo? thats, my goal

SK, hehe...try to do tat SK

  ::. Anton ::.

April 28, 2009 at 4:43 PM

How much did you end up paying, dear Leumao?

+Ant+

  ~LeuMaS~

April 28, 2009 at 4:54 PM

cheh, its not me la anton

  Jerry

April 28, 2009 at 7:55 PM

Normally most of the driver would give Rm 10 - Rm 50... Above that they rather receive the saman paper LOL... Give saman also don give them...

Now lets see all in all I gave them Rm 20 before only... (Didn't buckle up my helmet)

  ryan小王子

April 28, 2009 at 10:27 PM

wah....u jz park ur car at the side and see ppl got saman ?! haha :P

  ~LeuMaS~

April 29, 2009 at 8:40 AM

jerry, haha~ y didnt buckle ur helmet? its very dangerous u knw?

ryan, not me la...tat photo i got it frm somewhere

  Twilight Zone

April 29, 2009 at 11:16 AM

Whoa I got more stories to tell but not safe to blog it coz I quenched his thirsts.

  ~LeuMaS~

April 29, 2009 at 11:38 AM

walao~ what have u done?

  ryan小王子

May 6, 2009 at 10:20 PM

oh...i thought you are so kind with it...haha