学生是天才


老师问学生: 人生自古谁无死...你接下一句!
学生答: 人生自古谁无屎, 有谁大便不用纸!
老师很生气. 叫学生罚站.

隔年, 老师又问回同样的问题...
学生回答他答:
人生自古谁无屎, 有谁大便不用纸.
若君不用卫生纸, 除非你是用手指.

老师很生气, 又叫学生罚站!
老师看见窗外下着雪, 就遗憾的说:
天上下雪不下雨, 雪到地上变成雨.
雪变雨来多麻烦,为何当初不下雨...
学生又回复老师:
老师吃饭不吃屎, 饭到肚里变成屎.
饭变屎来多麻烦,为何当初不吃屎...
老师当场晕倒!!!

3 who am I - questions:

  [SK]

April 30, 2009 at 4:58 PM

這不就叫做「青出于藍」囉.. :D

  Adept Strumpet

April 30, 2009 at 5:22 PM

I can't understand Chinese. But the picture is interesting. What is this about?

  ~LeuMaS~

April 30, 2009 at 5:29 PM

sk, haha~ i think u r like the student also :P

adept, thanx for visiting... got attracted by the pic? hahaha~ actually its just a joke abt shit only....