Who's Controlling ANTM ?!?

Every now and then when you hear this tune
La la la la la la~
watever~ u wanna be on top ?!?
Or u wanna sit on top ?!?

ANTM has almost finish with cycle 13
and this time they pity the short tiny gals
so they make sure only short gals are qualify in this round

For all these while
antm's fans like me, fable and lesly has been complaining
abt the unfair, critics that they make
but who's controlling antm?
let's have a look at these previous bitches~
Tyra Banks
she's the lead host in this show
of coz she's been controlling
heard that she's a control freak
she wants everything that she planned
so u will see black girl winning even though they are not tat good
such as teyona in cycle 12
u will see oversize gal win even though she's not the best
such as whitney in cycle 10

and who ever tyra hates, out they go~
including all those female-co-host
but how bitchy she is, i still love her the most
Paulina Porizkova
appear in cycle 10 - 12
only 3 cycles then she pissed tyra and kena kicked off
maybe its a threat for tyra tat paulina is beautiful
and yet have her own lots of idea in the early cycle 10
Janice Dickinson
appear in cycle 1 - 4
she's well-knw of her bitchy attitude
loud and fun is wat she is
but maybe too much for tyra
tyra might felt threat of her when she got all the attention
so tyra kicked janice out ~
and ms dickinson form her own show
appear in cycle 5 - 9
she's has the 2nd high appearance after tyra
she quit becoz of retiring
she's been calm and a good girl
so tyra has been keeping her around
coz she almost agree on everything tyra said
Kimora Lee
appear in cycle 1
kimora is well know of her loud attitude also
but she was not so over-acting in the cycle
maybe she is busy with her own company as well
like janice, kimora has her own show too
Ms Jay
Can i consider he as one of the bitches too?!?
Lolz gosh~
he's nothing good but jst a dog who wag his tail behind tyra
tats why tyra love him so much
come on ms jay~ fetch
u throw a bone, then ms jay will fetch it back to u~

7 who am I - questions:


November 13, 2009 at 4:49 PM

Wah, good observation wo. I alwiz thought of Tyra as a bitch too. Well, it's alwiz easier for a bitch to claw her way to the top. Quiet ones are left forgotten.


November 13, 2009 at 5:23 PM

hmm... I like the loud and bitchy Janice. LOL.


November 13, 2009 at 5:41 PM

Miss J fetch for Tyra and She fancies the pants of Nigel, she is always flirting with him


November 14, 2009 at 12:45 AM

I think Jay Manuel is a bigger bitch than Ms. Jay.


November 16, 2009 at 9:43 AM

ant, haha~ tyra has always been a bitch even though she didn't portrait it out too clearly like janice

bravebear, i like janice too... but tyra has always been my 1st choice :)

sgboy, yeap~ tyra never give up any chance to flirt with nigel in front of the tv~

william, why say so? i think mr jay is more proffesional than ms jay

  Fable Frog

November 16, 2009 at 1:15 PM

now looks who's the bitch here~ LOL bitching about others~ wakakaka I still don't think it's wholly Tyra's decision lor~ there are people behind the scene i'm sure~


November 16, 2009 at 1:24 PM

fable, lolz~ i only bitch abt antm la~ :P