Pregnant Non-Stop

I heard a very interesting conversation in the pantry just now, you know what? There's actually 20 female colleagues in our company who is actually pregnant !!! Geng leh?

2 from Customer Service
4 from Marketing
3 from Internal Audit
1 from Secretary side
6 from Technical Side
2 from Finance
2 from IT

Is it a good season to give birth next year? Seems like everybody is "rushing" to get pregnant~ hmmm ~ There would be tons of babies in the company if the mothers are allow to bring their children to work~ hahaha... and another interesting is, out of 20 pregnant ladies, only 1 indian and 3 chinese, the rest are all malays~ :)

Especially this lady in the internal audit dept. When i first joined this company, she was pregnant... then after she gave birth, 2 months later she's pregnant again~ and at that time i thought she's jst fat after giving birth... and who knows? gosh~ she jst gave birth to the second baby few months ago~ and now she's in the list of the pregnancy again !!! really geng ~

Sometime i do wonder, why the malay's population increase much more faster than other races in malaysia, now this is the answer :) coz their husband must be very geng :) wow~

7 who am I - questions:

  Legolas

November 12, 2009 at 11:08 AM

If I get subsidization for everything the child needs, then why not? I'll have lots of kids, but don't exactly need a lot of money to raise them.

  ray brixton

November 12, 2009 at 12:02 PM

well, they must have planned to get pregnant around MAY to JULY of the year, then give birth around DEC to FEB 2010, so that they can have a longer leave ma!!!! hahaha.

most pple will apply leave around dec, so dec on leave, then give birth on jan and feb will still on maternity leave, so can celebrate valentine n chinese new year, no need to apply annual leave...

anyway malay population increased tremendously becoz they never plan!!! when they are too bored with TV program, they just BANGED! after makan too free, they BANGED, they just BANGED anytime they want... and they dont use condom. Malay can have a few wives, so here BANG there BANG.... u can imagine hor.... their hobby is BANGING!!! hahaha...

  Gratitude

November 12, 2009 at 2:09 PM

Yup, my malay friends say the are "geng" coz consume too much Jamu! lolz
Also, their religion prohibits consumption of contraceptives and other forms of contraception based on "rezeki jangan ditolak!"....so there you go!
+Ant+

 

November 12, 2009 at 2:57 PM

legolas, haha~ they got subsidize for every kid meh? i thought jst the 1st two?

ray, ooo~ bang bang here and bang bang there? haha~ u wanna have a bang? :P

ant, but its not good to do abortion lo based on karma thingy... but they should use condom

  类私理 Lesly

November 12, 2009 at 4:48 PM

Not their husband very GENG!!! Just they to hamsap, lack of knowledge on how to prevent pregnancy (Can be called Stxpxd)and the lovely Gov always supported them to give more birth, which just like their origins... BABEEEEIEEE!!!

  KY

November 13, 2009 at 10:35 AM

I think probably for them, prevention is a sin. Therefore their productivity is higher than others.

 

November 13, 2009 at 11:02 AM

lesly, haha~ maybe they dislike the rubber leh~

KY, prevention is a sin?!? since when? i thought only abortion is a sin