Drink Coffee when you have Flu

如果你感覺到已經開始流鼻水、
連續打噴嚏、有點頭痛，就快要感冒了！
If you have watery nose and feel a bit headache,
means you gonna got flu soon
趕緊先喝兩、三杯熱開水（不可以喝冰的)
Drink 2 or 3 glasses of warm boiled water (without ice)
等三、五分鐘，再沖一杯咖啡.
After 3 to 5 minutes, make yourself a cup of coffee
任何咖啡都可以，三合一的最方便了，
如果沒有，鐵罐子的咖啡也可以，
一定要熱的喝才有效(不可冰）。
Any coffee will do, 3-in-1,
or even those in can will be fine
but must drink it when it's warm (without ice)

二、三十分鐘以後，咖啡和先前喝的開水會讓你要尿尿，
After 20-30 minutes later,
the water and coffee will make you wanna pee
而且，很神奇的，流鼻水、打噴嚏、頭痛都慢慢不見了！
And surprisingly,
watery nose and headache will be gone too~

想知道為什麼這麼好用？
Wanna know why is it?
一、咖啡可以讓你加速排尿，
加上先喝的開水，
可以把已經侵入繁殖的病毒，
從身體裡「洗」掉大部分。
1. Coffee will increase
the time for you to pee
With the water drink before that,
it can help to drain out the virus

二、咖啡有提神、興奮的作用，
會讓你低迷不振的免疫功能提振起來，
病毒從尿尿排掉了一部分，免疫功能又加強了，
感冒繼續惡化的可能當然降低不少。
2. Coffee will make you more energetic,
increase your immune system
The virus will be drain out partly from the urine
When your immune system become stronger,
it will fight off the flu virus