01. Dictator:- Excuse me, we don't need a Hitler in the office. Not everything needs to be on result oriented; but it doesn't mean i'm on the human oriented side. A mix of both will be perfect. So please, fuck off you moron dictator... Don't forget getting a killer only needs RM3-4k now...
02. Human Hound:- Everyone here should know that i love dogs, but not these who evolved from human beings. These hounds only knows how to lick his master's ass/pussy. They are are stinky, the way they flatter, makes me feel like giving them a big slap on the face...
03. Double headed Dildo:- I used to called them "double headed snake" because snakes are creepy and nasty; but its not really that suitable; so i came out with "Double headed Dildo". These human forms of dildo will tells different stories of a same person/situation differently when in front of different people, it will do his best to make that person believe him and provide "ear pleasure"~ So, what could be a better name for this then?
04. Editor:- This kind of colleague is the worst among all, they will make friend with you and let you told them your secret unconsciously when you have treat them as a so-called-friend. Usually their creativity is extremely strong, they will only took 20%-30% of your real story and mix up with their story. The whole thing will become kinda real & usually all those dumb blondes will choose to go along with the editor's version.
05. Wet market aunties:- No matter it is female or male, we shall conclude them as the WET MARKET AUNTIES!!! This type of colleague is not as powerful as the editor, as mostly they are not good in creating story, but their "message telegraphy" power is scary~ They can announce a news in within 10 minutes throughout the whole department; 20 minutes to up and down 5 floors; in within 30 minutes they will successfully spread it to the whole company... some might even go to branches... oh gosh, they are more horrible than the SARS and H1N1. Sometime i felt that these 2 viruses must learn from all these aunties. Usually the war of these aunties took place in pantry, lunch time, toilet, smoking area... now they have upgraded and decided to go on FB, whatsapp, wechat, line....
06. The Fishmonger:- What did a fishmonger do? Of coz they sell-fish "selfish"~ usually they kept the easiest way of doing a work to themselves only, no sharing are allowed! Unless its an order from the superior, then they usually will "trick" the new guy by teaching them half while the other half is still kept to themselves. And yes, Bingo! When they new guy gets into trouble, they will come out and "aiyo, i already told you not like this ma...."
There are still many many more categories of colleagues than these, but most of them has been awarded as "The Best Actor" or "The Best Actress" before and they usually are politician-wannabe~ Even though i've involved in the corporate world for 6-7 years, sometime i will still got "hit" by them once in a while; especially to those multiple-categories-colleague...
And now i just feel so tired deeping myself in this nasty corporate world, i just wanna get away~ I believe in karma, one day they will get what Satan has prepared for them~ or else, i will just spend a RM14k to buy a real pistol from the black market to do it myself!!!
[Just another nagging post from me, after such a long time...]
What kind of people I hate the most in office...
Mission Accomplished :)
Yay, mission accomplished
Finally i managed to get to hike our KK mountain
More post coming up on it soon
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Canada's Next Top Model - Cycle 3
Seriously just when i thought that the standard of CTNM 3 is getting better, then kaboom, a not-so-good-quality girl was crowned as the winner. We can see that a lot of the photoshoot's idea was copied from the ANTM, is it the fat ass Nole Marin not good creative enough to think of something new? Or issit Jay Manuel insist on creativity?
CYCLE 3 WINNER
Meaghan Waller
Gosh, i never never ever expect that this girl will win this cycle. She is not as good as the others, just because in the end her performance has the biggest improve doesn't mean she deserves to win... And she looks old in certain shots as well. Not to say that she's totally bad, she did took a few good shots, but it doesn't really mean that she's good enough to win... i don't know... after she won, i feel sick of those panel judges... luckily the show closed down after this cycle~
Lindsay Willier
Another girl whom i think does not deserve to be in the top 2 with Meaghan... Of course, she also improve a lot during almost the end of the show. But seriously i don't think she's good enough to be a model. After the competition, she was not even signed up by any modelling agency... What a waste to put her into the top 2, it wrecked up the whole show!!!
Nikita Kiceluk
She's the one that i thought who will win, but no... poor thing :( Yes she was arrogant and sometimes kinda rude, but she can produce so many good shoots, and she definitely can be a chameleon when they change her look in so many ways~ i'm not sure what has blinded the panel judges... but they were fucking wrong not to crown her as the winner...
Maryam Massoumi
This Iranian girl is so beautiful and exotic, she got the look and took plenty of good shots. But her flaws would be that she does not has any passport. During the competition, she was twice being left out as the rest flew overseas for photo shooting. The first time, she was given chance to take the same photo at Canada in door studio... The second time she seek help from her friend to took some photos by herself, but this time it does not safe her butt and she was eliminated...
Heather Delaney
One of the strongest competition in this cycle. For me, she should at least be in the top 3, but nope... She started out the competition very strong and won a few best photo as well, of coz she keep up the standard but did not show much improvement on it... Then when she fucked up in the go-see section, she was eliminated~ The judges were weird and so wrong....
Malaysia: Rebak Island
Lately i have been over-stress from my crazy workload,
i really need to get-away, so i promised to go Rebak with my friend
But this is not cheap even though its a local trip
The Taj Hotel is the only hotel in Rebak Island
& Rebak is off Langkawi
A small island with only one hotel
We got a room of RM1000 per night
~There's gone my cash~
Look!!! This is the outlook of individual building
Each building has 8 rooms
We stay on the top and its kinda quiet...
Have good privacy provided :)
No matter how loud you moan, nobody will notify
This is the room we got
The big bed, the nice balcony, the cool tv,
the comfortable jacuzzi, the big space~
No matter where you wanna have sex, its comfortable enough
Outside of the jetty, there are a lot of yachts
These yachts stop at here as a rest station
Owners of yacht will go to buy their dailies at the convenient shop
But seriously, the convenient shop is sucks!!!
We get to know Robert & Mary
An Australian couple who sell yachts to earn their living
And one cheapest yacht can cost more than RM1 mil...gosh
And so happy that we were invited to have a tour in the yacht
This might be once in a lifetime chance
Inside the resort, this is the nice beach
Though the sands are not soft and the ocean is not that clear
But the privacy and quiet environment is good enough
There are visitors from India, Australia the most
i think we are the only Malaysian tourist there
I enjoyed and get a good tanned
The pool is nice too, but i don't like it as too much kids there
and there's no chance to swim naked there too~ lol
Overall the condition of the hotel is very good
Worth the price that we were paying for...
I'll be back...if i got the money lol
My Sex Partners
X: You have regular sex partner?
L²: Yes
X: Cool, how many of them?
L²: I lost count...
X: Usually you on 121 or group?
L²: Depends
X: Can i join you next time?
L²: Don't think so...
X: Why? i'm not qualified enough?
L²: Sorry, i dont share my external hardisc...
X: Huh?
L²: Oh sorry, i should clarify that my sex partners are my porn....
X: @#!$%@
Finally i lost weight
Lol, since i ever blog from 2008...
i've been on and off blogged about how i wanna lost weight
How i gonna do this, do that, bla bla bla
But things doesn't work out at all
Until the whole last year
Which the most terrible things turn out to become true
Which is my weight has hit 80kg...
Not only that, it goes all its way to 87kg!!!
What the fuck!!!
I immediately sense the urgency of get rid of these fats
But usual la~ i'm lazy and finding excuses for myself
Until this Feb i realize things cannot be drag anymore...
Well, i learn this slimming technique from a friend
it is not healthy at all
But no worry, i'm not taking any drugs or medicine for this
i just use some very very extreme method to lose all the weight
and when i lost my first 10kg in a month
i was so damn happy...
But i continue...
Now i'm only 70kg :)
Cheers for me friends
No worry, i have try to maintain a healthy lifestyle here
Now i have lose mt fatty tummy
Most of my muscles which i have build up previously are gone too
Ok, now its time to hit the gym again
Hopefully i can train my body
To the slim fit way that i always wanted
Love u all~
My 5th year?!? Amazing :)
Its really amazing that i'm actually been blogging for 5 years !!!
But i know my blogs are not that personal lately
Mostly i was blogging about something else rather than my personal life
Well as usual
I hope there's 6th anniversary in this blog :)
Swim nakedly
I have a crazy thought lately
i wanna swim nakedly
anyone has any idea where can i do it in KL without getting caught?
Lol
Or anyone has any private swimming pool?
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Asia's Next Top Model - Cycle 1
Tyra Banks goes all her way to Asia this time! This is a cross regional competition which ga
ther 14 girls from 13 countries to participate. Prizes are quite rich which includes a modeling contract with top modeling agency Storm Model Management in UK; All the expenses paid working trip to London for 3 months are covered; To be the cover of Haper's Bazaar Singapore; Cash prize of SGD 100,000; New face of Canon Ixus 2013 campaign; and drive away a brand new Subaru XV.
I'm a bit surprising on the selection of girls in this competition, a lot of the girls has modelling experiences while some of them has none. Age range wise, Jessica & Jee are so much older than the rest...
Back: Jessica, Kate, Filantropi, Sofia, Trang,
Jee, Helena, Stephanie
Front: Melissa, Bei Si, Rachel,
Monica, Kyla, Aastha
Panel judges: Daniel Boey, Nadya Hutagalung,
Joey Mead King, Todd Anthony Tyler
Let see some group photoshoot during the competition...
Filantropi, Kate, Helena, Monica
Jessica, Jee, Stephanie, Rachel, Melissa
Aastha, Trang, Sofia, Bei Si
Cycle 1 Winner
Jessica Amornkuldilok (Thailand)
Jessica was in her age 27 during this competition, her aim is simple, is to get this title before she's too late/old. For me, she's one of the best girl in the competition, she has continuously get best photo during the cycle and a few challenges as well. I was kinda worry for her on the final 3, i thought she will not win, but of course i've been praying for her haha~ and finally she became the 1st ever Asia Next Top Model's winner.
Kate Ma (Taiwan)
Being on her age 22, Kate is so goofy at the beginning of the stage. She was called by Nadya not to hop when she walk in front of the judges and make her do it again; Kate was also scolded by Daniel before on the boxing shoot, where Kate was playing and punching around. As the competition goes by, she was more alert and improved a lot, but still maintain her bubbly personality. For me, i think that Kate do communicate in good english (compare to a lot of Taiwanese who can't even speak english)... But of course some slang and grammar problems ought to be forgive :)
Stephanie Retuya (Philippines)
Stephanie is already a mother on the 23 yo, she has a special look which is very attractive but yet you won't get bored if look at it for too long. Stephanie has hit the record of being in the bottom 2 for 5 times during the competition, however she was not casted out. Is it because the main judge Nadya think that she got potential?
Sofia Wakabayashi (Japan)
Sofia is my favorite girls in this competition. Though she's only 24yo, but her height and figure makes her look kinda matured, yet she looks elegant too. Sofia is a model who can do vogue but not really into commercial, which i think she looks kinda serious on it~
Helena Chan (Hong Kong)
Being in her 22yo, Helena is very aggressive and her "not-to-be-defeated" personality won her a "BITCH" title throughout this competition. Even the judges thinks that her personality won't bring her far in this industry. But of course Helena being a Eurasian has a big advantage in the HK modelling market, and her outrageous body and sweet face will still bring her some work in the modelling field...
Aastha Pokharel (Nepal)
Its actually good to see a girl represent Nepal, Aastha in her 20yo is so exotic and pretty. I'm not sure how is the modelling market in Nepal, but definitely winning this will be perfect for her to expose to the outside world. Too bad, her timid personality doesn't bring her far in this competition...
Melissa Thng - Malaysia
Rachel Erasmus - India
Filantropi Witoko - Indonesia
Jee Choi - South Korea
Nguyen Thi Thuy Trang - Vietnam
Bei Si Liu - China
Monica Benjaratjarunun - Thailand
Kyla Tan - Singapore
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