Waiting for Bonus

Bye bye Devil :)

Remember the evil senior i mentioned b4 in my previous department? Well, she's gone finally... Yesterday is her last day... she has moved to our rival company. Finally the evils is gone. And the funny thing is, my previous boss now wanna hire an assistant manager. And the evil was not even have the chance to climb on this spot in this company

BYE BYE

The Animal Kingdom

What will happen if u try to transform everyone in ur company into animals? wat kind of animal will they be based on their behaviour, position and attitude? :P Let me transform my department into the animal kingdom~ KaBooMz ~First will be my boss, i immediately think of the lion, king of all animals. She's my boss, i definitely must give her face lo... She's like a lion, calm and confident. When she's quiet, she's observing.. When she's on action, u make sure u run far far away...muahahaha~ but this lion might be a bit dumb dumb coz sometime she follows the rules on a strictly way...far too strict...
Next is my senior, the chinese foxy... I had argue with her once when i was in my previous department. Her face is kind of like a fox, everbody in my company mentioned abt tat... not tat i'm lying or wat...hahaha~ she's kind of tricky and always make trap for other ppl to step in... Well, honestly, i already kena once when i was first in this department... she's really as tricky as a red foxy

Then my senior malay staff.. I let her be the tiger is because she loves tiger so much. She has picture of tigers all around her cubicle. She kind of friendly when she's in a good mood and free.But when work-load increase, she'll go mad like a tiger... she's sitting beside me, so to avoid kena anything frm her, i usually didnt disturb her

The wild pig is my marketing support staff... She's a malay aunty with a huge fat body... She's kind of smelly and always eat non-stop of her junk food during working hour... She's not very good in her work but somemore very action coz i'm new in here, and she always think she's my senior... With a lazy attitude and stupid brain, she'll always be the marketing support role~ :P

And last will be pity Leumas :) i'm an artic fox... very attractive yet pitiful... coz everyone wanna strip my skin...:( although i'm not a 1st class lengchai in this world, but at least almost the top in my company... its so weird that my company really dun have any guys who can be consider as good looking except me and another 2 malay guys... But hor, this poort artic fox always kena jealous by his senior coz he can perform better than them... i really dunwan to... but who ask my mama to born me with such an intelligent brain meh? hahaha~ a bit too much... and thats all for my animal kingdom~ hahahahaha

Tyre Punctured

Last Friday, when i was driving back home frm gym with my baby, something stupid happened. A man frm a van beside us scroll down his window and told us that my car tyre has punctured. Huh? alamak~ i slowly drive back to my house since i was nearby, after i check the tyre... really teruk la~ got 1 big nail inside...Haiz~ Feeling a bit frustrated and look at my watch~ 1030pm... the car services center should has been closed then, i have to walk my baby to LRT station coz cant send him back... and the next day still need to work half day.... :(

The next day Ryan came and help me with it... He was so "kind" to fetch me from my office to my house... i knw wat his motive is...but watever, i jst bought him a lunch, tats all !!! So we reach my car, and he jst stand there...damn far away and instructed me how to change my spare tyre on... Well, it's my 1st time to change a tyre, i really have no idea at all... And i never realised its such a hardwork and tiring... and Mr Ryan jst stand in the shed and fanning himself with some papers, somemore still request water frm me... Haiz... i really shouldn't ask him, i can do it by myself... But i use around 45 mins to change it...hahaha~

Later on, i drive to a car service center nearby to fix my tyre... and here they go, not more than 5 mins, they fill up the hole in my punctured tyre and put it back in... Walao eh~ so fast? and jst RM6 only... Tiredly, i drove my car back to my hse there and find some excuse to belanja Ryan a lunch as a "thanks" and shoo him back home...

Leumas Quote: Changing a tyre is like working out in Gym~

Bullshit Pos Malaysia

Fuck Fuck Fuck

Really feel like scolding and cursing even worse thing, but i will calm myself... and try not to type oout all those bad bad words at here in hokkien... Y am i so angry? Ask our pos Malaysia... I got a call last Friday during my working hour frm a postman regarding my credit card frm a bank. He drops me a collection-note so tat i can pick up from the Shamelin Perkasa Branch... And on the 6th April, it was the 1st Saturday of this month, so they didnt work. Then I went over to it on Tuesday at 7:45pm, and the post office was closed... I called b4 i went, i double confirm the time that they closed, its 8pm... and wtf?!? Ok, nvm, its 15 mins b4 they close, and they might think nobody will appear in this 15mins, so they closed; or maybe the person incharge has something urgent and need to close the post office earlier...this can be forgiven....

So i plan to visit yesterday, it was the last day tat i should pick up my things. I cut off my gym and my date with my baby, jst to went over to pick up my things...so, i reach there at 7pm... and u knw wat? the door is closed...CLOSED !!! i like~ wat the hell?!? there are a lot of ppl standing outside and everyone was calling the phone...i was quite pissed off yesterday, and i really hope to throw some shit and stone inside the post office...

I really fed up with their services. If u r not open till 8pm, please dun put it in ur collection note. And all these stupid government workers are so damn lazy...tat y u make MALAYSIA TIDAK BOLEH.. u guys are wasting everybody times and energy... In the end i have to call the bank to make another arrangement... But wat if those things r not frm the bank? then wat happen to the things? It is going to post back to the sender... And wat if the thing is urgent? Please la... spoiled my mood last night...

My Heart Still Beat Fast

Although I've seen u for so many times, my heart still beat damn fast whenever i see u. Its true... Yesterday when we went gym together, i saw u in the step class... so energetic yet joyfull. I smile when i saw u inside there... your smile makes me melt every time when you flash it to me... It makes me feel like: "God, i'm falling in love again"~ I love u cutie pie :)

Show you My Cock

Day with the Letter "T"

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husband's constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage.

While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, 'Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So, I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimize the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you.'

On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.

Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads, 'Baby, I didn't' realize that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry. I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page.

1. TUESDAY

2. THURSDAY
3. TODAY
4. TOMORROW
5. TONIGHT
P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs.'

Hey Big Spendour

Hey big spendour~ who? Me lo... Y leh? Coz i over-spend this month... And this is just the beginning of the month... Shit !!! Really feel like a shit now... Think i have to cut down all my other expenses... and find a part time job to cover my ass up~ :( Any part time to introduce?

Dreams

Do you ever dream? Most of us do... I read from a book, tat explain wat kind of dream it is when u dream of these different animals...

Cat - When u dream of cat, whether its a big fierce cat or a small pussy, it means there's something dangerous approaching you. So you have to becareful in ur real life.
Dog - Although dogs are men best friend, but when u dream of a dog, means you're in a situation which you can't find a solution out of it... Means u have some tricky problems to solve...

Cow - Cow give u good luck :) When u dream of cow, means you'll have some unexspected income or properties.

Horse - Horse can run very fast becoz of its great energy. So when u dream of it, means you'll have strength or energy to deal with the problem/situation you're having now...

Sheep - Means you're a stupid/idiot/dumb asshole~ hahaha... You're lack of common sense and didn't consider much abt a situation/problem. But, dun worry... if its a black sheep, means you're going to have a good luck

Rat - Means you're filthy, dirty... And there'll be illness coming towards you
Bat - When you dream of bat, congrats... Means you're gonna be rich !!! But dun happy too fast ... it got another meaning, it might be showing that you're not willing to face a problem in real life...Just wake up and solve it

Bear - When you dream of this, hehehehe.... means there's an evil and dark power coming through you... It might be something devil, or maybe gangster or bad luck

Snake - Snake also means rich and properties, so you must dream more of snakey la~ hiss hiss... Although you might hate snake in the real life, but dun kill it in ur dream. Coz if you dream of yourself killing a snake in your dream, means you're going to face some losses on your properties

The Bowling Competition

Bowling, Bowling

Last friday is my company's bowling competition. I thought i can go off earlier as everyone in my department take part in the competition. But very bad luck, my boss asked me to attend as well coz wanna intro some of the brokers for me...yerr...unwillingly, i have to say yes with a big smile.

It was raining cats and dogs tat day and the competition hold place in TimeSquare, so i thought we're gonna take monorail, but they insists to walk @#!%*!?@# ...Ok watever, walk then walk lo...when we reach there, my pants was wet...

When we reach there, i follow my boss to see the brokers... But she was too overwhelmed with their passion and they chat happily like long-lost-friends...And she forgotten to intro me...i mean like... WTF... I was standing at there, preparing my name cards in my pockets and ... sweat~ OK, nvm, i immediately look around and glide towards other ppl... Everybody was there and asking me y i didnt take part... i'm not a member in my company sport club, therefore i 'm not entitle to join the competition.... So i jst hang around and talk with them... Everyone keep on dividing their food for me and say i'm pity to come all over here as a CHEERLEADER~ watever!!! HAhaa, now only i knw they treat me like a kid and keep on ask me to eat...

A lot of my colleagues think that i m younger than them, but its not true... y? did i look young or childish?!? Nvm, at least i got to eat... I waited for the game to start and pretentiously cheers for the brokers and the CEO while watching at my watch... Finally the 1st game ends, and i quickly find an excuse to leave... Hehehe, luckily Siew Chin is leaving too, so both of us can sneak out together... I really feel like i wanna play, but too bad... i'll pay for myself and find some gang to play bowling next time... anybody willing to join me? :P

Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...Is it true? yes i think so... But provided you have the outer beauty...Outer beauty consists of pretty and flawless face and a nice figure of body shape...If you doesnt have it...then inner beauty will be very important...but issit only with the inner beauty is good enuf...some ppl might say yes while some might say no...ok ok, lets think it this way...If u only have inner beauty, how long do you need to attract someone? i think it might take quite a long time...But if u have only outer beauty, u must have the inner part as well or u might become the bitchy asshole only...Do you like beautiful ppl? Yes, i do.. seriously, i dunwanna lie... I like to look at beautiful ppl whether guy or girl... rather than look at those ugly ppl... i believe that our body-cells will imitate others...if u watch more at the pretty ppl, automatically u will become pretty (hahaha~ jst kidding)... but please dun say u dun like beautiful ppl or u dun trust them ...those kind of bullshit things...

I believe there's always something beautiful on everybody..Everybody must have something that's unique and special that make him/her looks good...Although overall it might not be perfect, but its beautiful also... for me, i think a lot of bloggers look quite pretty... such as jerry, stiva, willy, ryan... Others like darren and eleanor, they might not be the typical type of beauty, but they definitely have something tat make them looks good...
I remember i watched a film b4... there's no ugly ppl in this world, only lazy ppl...You can make yourself look pretty by doing something...whether its excersice, facial, get rid of smoking and alcohol (bad habits) or even plastic surgery... as long as u do it, then u r on the path to beauty.. You might not ever going to reach the 1st class pretty, but 2nd class is better than nothing... I dunknw how other feel abt me... but of coz, i hope i can belongs to the good looking category :P who doesnt want wo? if u say no, means u r a liar...jst go out frm my blog now, dun wanna see ur comment also...i hate fakers...

As age increasing, i have lost my used-to-be-nice body...hahaha~ i never realised that i have good body also... until my hsemate and friends told me recently... They said i used to have "waist" and "chest"...and now only got big belly and soft chest...feel so sad... i always thought i m the fatty guy... :( really need to work hard from now on and keep my diet in a correct way....Dear all fellows, please give me some mentally support so i can become the 1st class lengchai...hahaha

Taking Advantages II

Wei !!!! YOU !!!

~ Enough ~

Betul-betul enough

I already avoid u today

I will not let you have what you want

Just go and buy it

You're so damn rich dy

Please dun be so kedekut

Y do u have to tell everybody abt it?

And make me feel like as if i'm so kedekut

Its new, and i jst bought it

i havent even use it yet

Y must i lend it to you?

And its not cheap

FUCK YOU

Taking Advantages

I hate it when ppl trying to take advantage on me

You dont like it and i dont like it either

So stop doing that

And dont keep on telling other ppl that i have something that you want

If you want, go and buy it

I buy it with my own money

So get the hell out of my face

Fucking Bitch

Options for lovers

Ever think of wat kind of lover you want? I think u do! Me too :)
Dun tell me tat depends on Feeling la~ Fate la~ Age la~

B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T

Ok ok, jst say tat... wat kind of outlook u want from your lover? Jst pretend you're in the best figure, best face, you're wealthy & healthy and age is not a problem...

Ok, if you are a STRAIGHT guy or Lesbian:
Sammi Cheng? She's my 1st ever idol..of coz i will pick her :) But can u stand a girl who is so skinny but yet beautiful... Keira Knightley is another example. They might not be good in expressing her feelings and thoughts... you might have difficulties in communicating with her if she doesn't wanna say much...Do you want this kind of gf?

Or you would prefer somebody sexy and hot like Christy Chung or JLo? She's damn well good in bed and will make you feel so good in bed... :) When you bring her out, everybody might be so envy or jealous at you, and she can make you proud of it... But what if she needs to work oversea for 3 years? Will you be willing to wait for her?Taiwan diva, Ah Mei might be hot to somebody but not everyone. Would you wanna take her as your gf becoz she's so caring and understanding? She might be a good mum to your child in future... but, she's a career woman...She might earn more than you ! She might need to travel to a lot of places to work... Can you stand the loneliness of most of the night without her in your bed?

Od you would like someone as mature as Rosamund Kwan? She might be mature and will give you freedom... You can bring her to watch your football match, play snooker and socialize with your buddies... But wat if she's not a loyal lover? Would you still want her?

Or sombody like Rihanna...but it will be so tiring...coz u will need to beat her up everynight :P

if you are a STRAIGHT female or gay: You met a guy like the rapper Eminem or naughty boy Edison Chen. He might be good to you at first... You definitely will fall for his cute and charming look... and he might be good in sex too~ But later on, he will request you to take some naked photo or group sex, can you accept it? You might be able to meet Zac Efron or Louis Koo type of guy if you're lucky...who doesn't want them? :P Whether they are cute boy or muscular hunk, you will feel so proud to have them as your lover... But you might feel insecure coz they are too good for you? You might become so sensitive towards their surroundings ... like... who's they're fren with, wat are they doing and bla bla bla...
Or you would want somebody like Bobby? Although he might not in the best body shape, he definitely can bring laughter and joy to you with his humor... He may be a good father too in the future... But, he might not be so rich as other, or maybe even damn poor...You might need to face the financial problem with him, will u still willing to take him?
Or you just want a mature yet charming guy like Simon Yam or Richard Gere... Their mature thinking and action will never bring any stupid behaviour and confronting you with those childish situation like other young guys... But they might be married....
Or you just want a rich sugardaddy like Mr Donald Trump? You can spend and buy watever you want without a limit...But he might be controlling your life forever... So, you want bread or freedom?

Although you might think wat i write at here is bullshit...yes I am!!! Dun tell me you havent meet any kind of this candidates b4...think about it...wat do you want? If for me, i would like a combination of all their best things. Becoz I am

G.R.E.E.D.Y