Priest with Big Tool

A distinguished young woman
on a flight from Switzerland
asked the Priest beside her,
'Father, may I ask a favor?'

'Of course. What may I do for you?'

'Well, I bought an expensive
woman's electronic hair dryer
for my mother's birthday that is unopened
and well over the customs limits,
and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it.
Is there any way you could carry it
through customs for me?
Under your robes perhaps?'

'I would love to help you, dear,
but I must warn you, I will not lie.'

'With your honest face, Father,
no one will question you.'

When they got to Customs,
she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked,
'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

'From the top of my head down to my waist,
I have nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer strange, so asked,
'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'

'I have a marvelous instrument
designed to be used on a woman,
but which is, to date, unused.'

Roaring with laughter, the official said,
'Go ahead, Father. Next!'

3 who am I - questions:

  TZ

December 10, 2009 at 1:46 PM

hahahahaaa.... :p Dude, do you have anything to declare?

  [SK]

December 10, 2009 at 2:07 PM

hmmm, i think this Father is kind of witty.. he didn't lie and yet get through the customs..

  ~eRiC~

December 10, 2009 at 2:26 PM

haha... where u get all this jokes wan hurh!