Fat Bitch, I have enough of you

Early early morning my mood was spoil by this cb fat bitch sitting behind me.

I print something and went to collect the paper from the printer, only i realize that the paper is stuck. Obviously, somebody print's job has caused the paper to stuck. So i click on the printer and discover that 'someone' print a A3 size using a A4 size paper.

I'm not willing to open up the roller part and pull out the stucked-paper, as i always kena electric when my big hand touch the steel part. So i ask (almost shout) in a large voice, "Who's printing? Paper stuck !!!"

U knw what? Everyone look up but no one admit is their. So ok lo, i tried to take out the stucked-paper, and once again i kena electric again~ arrggghhh~ since no one admit, so i just switch off the main power of the printer, then all the print job will be gone.

Then this very very ccb fat bitch sitting behind me jumped up and said "aiyo, apa pasal u tutup switch? its my printing u tau?" I cannot tahan then i jst blast off "if u tau then u come and pull out your fucking paper ok? when i ask, u dun wanna admit, so apa u nak sekarang?"

I totally loss my coolness, everybody jst watch as i raise my voice as my sentence go. I know this is not a wise thing to do, but so what? i resign liao anyway. i dont fucking care. So i jst stare at her with my eyes full of fire. "eh, sorry la... i tak dengar" obviously, she fucking telling lie~ "tak dengar? u pekak ke atau ape?"

Feeling something gonna happen, a malay aunty quickly came up and said "aiyo, dia memang pekak, leu, sabarlah~" "i tau, this is not the first time k? i have enough with her la" then i jst walk back to my place and reprint my stuff...

Wow, its so fun to shoot back the ccb fat bitch for not respecting others. Then later on, i received 14 emails frm the colleagues around me saying i did a great job of scolding her. Cheh, these ppl are fucking annoying, they dare not shoot this fat bitch, and now thanx me for this? ish~ i hate them !!!

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April 12, 2010 at 12:42 PM

hahaha, today you are the HERO of your department!! cool, i love the way you scold her, sure she'll be afraid of you from now on.. anyway, you're leaving, who cares your uncoolness?? infact everyone thinks you were cool lor~~ :D


April 12, 2010 at 12:54 PM

Wah leu.. Very ganas wor. Chillax babe.~

  C'est la vie

April 12, 2010 at 1:55 PM

seriously, since you're leaving, so it's ok to be like this. LOL.

You actually really used the word "Fucking"? LOL, I salute you.

You're my man, come come and redeem your peck. :)


April 12, 2010 at 1:57 PM

At least you let the steam out.


April 12, 2010 at 2:12 PM

u really very 勁!

  the happy go lucky one

April 12, 2010 at 2:52 PM

cool down, no point spoiling ur day bcoz of those ppl. :)

  Little Dove

April 12, 2010 at 3:15 PM

You could ask the 14 people to buy you farewell lunch for the next 14 days.


April 12, 2010 at 5:20 PM

you are the Hero !!!!
haha :)


April 12, 2010 at 7:22 PM

wah..so "songz"....im also want open fire with people lor...


April 12, 2010 at 11:38 PM

i like ur character!! i once was like u, but i lost it since i came into uni.. =((((( i feel like a total coward now..

but to me that 14 emails are from cowards, so that's somethign that i will feel proud if i can do that.

wow, 14 emails! seriously! ur office environment is so full of selfish people until so many people xtahan but don't dare to speak up.

wise decision to speak up loud and resign =))


April 12, 2010 at 11:42 PM

it feels great, i know how it feels, :)