Joke for a day :)


有一美女下夜班,被一好色男子尾随跟踪.
美女很害怕,正好路过一片坟地,好色男子正要下手.
美女走到一座坟墓前说:
"爸爸,开门吧,我回来了"。
吓的好色男子狂奔而去。
美女为自己的聪明得意地笑, 哪知笑声未落,
从坟墓里传出一个阴森森的声音说:
"闺女,你咋又忘记带钥匙了呢?"
吓得美女尖叫著跑了。
这时,一个盗墓者从坟墓里爬了出来,
说:"影响我工作,吓死你"。
突然发现墓碑前有一老者,手拿凿子在刻墓碑,
就好奇地问:"你在干吗"?
老者生气地说:
"这些不肖子孙把我的墓碑都刻错了,只好自己来改啦"。
盗墓者一听,吓得撒腿就跑了。
看著盗墓者的背影,老者冷笑道:
"跟老子抢生意,吓死你"。
一不小心,凿子掉地上了.
老者正要弯腰去拾,却看见从草丛中伸出一只手,
同时还有个冷冰冰声音:
"啊,敢乱改我家的门牌号"。
吓得老者连滚带爬地跑了。
一个拾荒者从草丛中爬出来,捡起地上的凿子,
感叹道:
"这年头,捡块烂铁还得费这么大神."

9 who am I - questions:

  人鱼球球

December 19, 2008 at 12:04 PM

哈哈,不錯的笑話,但是這個年頭還是真的處處要小心!

  Twilight Zone

December 19, 2008 at 12:30 PM

Got English translation kah?

  ~LeuMaS~

December 19, 2008 at 12:43 PM

fish ball -- ya~ who knows? this is wat usually happen in our politics too, right?

Twilight -- hey~ y u delete ur previous comment in my previous blog?

  Twilight Zone

December 19, 2008 at 5:26 PM

Sorry dude - I deleted coz I should not talk so much lah! Don't be angry okei.... I will post it back if I can remember what I said. What did I say?

  wayne

December 19, 2008 at 5:38 PM

很有连贯性,把几个笑话串在一起也不错。

  Sanze

December 21, 2008 at 9:34 AM

哈哈!太好笑了!如果真的发生,不知道他们知道自己受骗后,是什么感想呢?

  stiva

December 21, 2008 at 3:51 PM

很熟悉哦...好象在那里看过这文章,你DOWNLOAD的吗?
有点人骗人的报应...@@

  天蓬元寿

December 22, 2008 at 12:26 AM

haha... Funny jokes... I like it!!!

  ~LeuMaS~

December 22, 2008 at 3:04 PM

twilight -- its ok~ let's exchange numbers and i will ask u more abt tat :P

wayne & stiva -- i got ths frm a mail send by my frenx~ i think its funny so i jst wanna share it with u guys

sanze -- wat do u think if u r one of them ? :)

piggy -- i like it too :P