Who wanna go Phuket with Me?

Hey bloggers, 1 of my fren fly us aeroplane for the phuket trip. So we got 1 extra seat here... u jst need to pay for the air ticket and ur spending at there, the accomodation is free...

Venue: Phuket Island
Date: 21st October 2009 - 25th October
So, who is interested, please leave me ur email add/msn add... dun worry, i got comment moderation... so ur email will be save with me~ CIAO !!!

What are you doing in the Toilet?

Early early already having a bad mood, why? Its becoz of my stupid's hsemate. Bring his playmates back last night... having sex and shout like whore... damn~ can't they keep it down? And this morning, the playmates wake up so earlier and went into the washroom 1st at 7am.

Usually i need to bath and ready on 7am, then depart on 730am... so i wait and wait... walao~ till 735am also didnt come out... so i knock for my hsemate who's still sleeping and wake him up... Dragging his sleepy feet towards the toilet and asking the playmate to hurry on... and u knw wat? the playmate came out of the toilet showing his "un-happy" face and claim that he still hasn't bath, wat's the hurry? Walao, i feel like slapping this fella~

So i jst clean my face and rush for work... gosh... work without bath in the morning? damn~~~ especially a hygenic virgo like me... i really cant stand it... arrggghhhh~ i dun understand. Why he occupied the washroom for more than half hour and not even bath yet? Crazy... u think this is ur hse meh? Wank yourself inside toilet? Really a big fucker~

Emails From Heaven

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent out the e-mail.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her inbox, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read as follow:

To : My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date : 16 May 2004

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They gave computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones. I've just reached here and have been checked-in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!

Bye

Have a good laugh

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
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Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.

Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
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Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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Teacher: 'Where were u born?'
Student: ' Singapore , Sir.'
Teacher: 'Which part?'
Student: 'All of me, Sir.'
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A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?' Only one hand shot up. 'Ok, answer, Joan' said the teacher. ''unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'
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Teacher: 'How come you do not comb your hair?'
Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.'
Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.'
Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.'
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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
'What did u get?' asked his father.
'My marks are under water,' said the boy.
'What do u mean 'under water'?'
'They are all below 'C' (sea) level'

The Year Without Beijing

My family is going to Beijing next month, and I'm not able to join them. Damn!!! Its because year end coming and due to lack of manpower in my department, i was told not to apply leave~ cry... Haiz, but i knw its really difficult for me to apply leave next month coz everybody will be so tense up and gonna have a lot of things to do, target to hit... Well, no beijing for me then~ :(

Don't cry for me Beijing China~ (Evita's theme song, lolz)

Arrggghhh, i dun understand why my parents choose to go at next month. All becoz of my sister, wanna experience the cold season at there lo. And they left their precious son alone in Malaysia... Cry~ wat to do? nvm la... i will go by myself next time :(

Anybody wanna go Beijing?

Makan Makan with B.E.P.

B.E.P. = Black Eye PEE~ hahaha....

Ya, you're right... i have lunch with lead singer of BEP jst now, the legendary Will I Am~ lolz... makan makan at lot10 which so coincident, I saw my CEO, GM, AGM, CFO and other managers eat at there too~ lolz... Have to say harlo to them and kinda funny abt it...
Watever, so this is the first time i meet this legendary blogger. A very friendly dude :) polite and nice to talk with... I was complaining abt my meeting this morning to him, and he listen and gave some advice... but i have to stop coz too many top management ppl appear in the same restaurant later... lolz~
BEP really is not bad, so have to puji puji sedikit at here... ya, and for him, i purposely add-in a lot of Malay words... haha~ tengok, baguskan? Hope to meet you soon, and remember to make the arrangement which we mentioned jst now k? Terima kasih~

Tiring in Shah Alam

Yesterday was in Shah Alam the whole day... Met up with 3 clients then reach home at 4pm :) haha~ i love meeting clients when in the end i gotta go home earlier and lie naked on mhy small bed~ muahaha~

So tiring... especially when you need to drive and follow another person's car... The new boss is different from the previous boss... Previous boss drives so slow until a tortoise can crawl faster than her; The new boss drives in a normal speed, but always drive into the wrong lane... these woman drivers... aiyo... very tiring la...

So i was home earlier after busying for the whole day at there, the deserted shah alam... and i notice something, the new boss likes to speak very fast and used a lot of over-technical words to the clients... then clients have to ask questions everytime abt this... tiring... listen to them very tiring... but still have to smile and pretend i'm aware ~ tiring... suddenly feel like i'm a gigolo...hahaha... well, maybe a gigolo with big tummy~ lolz

Long Lost Leu

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Hallo earthling... I'm back... Remember i told ya guys i'm gonna cut my hair short previously? And have some mustache on? Well, this is my short-hair look without mustache... Coz my mum said i look like a rapist with the mustache~ lolz... So jst some quick snap for u guys :P

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My tummy is getting better... and simply cant resists my daily slurpee dy :P hehe... Havent been having slurpee for 3 days dy...hehe ~ i simply love slurpee... Good day ya all~

A Modelish-Insult

Went to dinner with my colleagues yesterday after work. I still look like a zombie after the dehydrated stuff, so i was like floating along my way when we go to Pavilion. And my colleague got a call from her friend, wanting to join us for dinner. Her friend is a model!!!

I thought of giving excuse and ran away becoz i look terrible with my zombie look, but my colleague begs me and say she was shy to meet the guy alone...wth~ if so shy then dont promise to makan with him la... So i was drag along to the food court to meet up with her model friend. Surprisingly, i saw him b4 in gym~ So i jst smile and didnt really talk much during the dinner... From 1st impression, this model portraits to me that he's very good looking and nobody can be his fren... a very arrogant type of person...

I knw i m being rude for playing with my mobile during their conversation coz i really dun feel like talking when i m sick... but then, the model ask me something...Leu(L), Model(M), Leu's Colleague(C)

M: Hey Leu, i think i saw u b4 in gym
C: Yalo yalo, u guys in the same gym de (smiling broadly, got anything to smile meh?)
M: How often do you go?
C: He? He very lazy de la... always go home to watch drama only
M: Haha, i love drama too...
C: Me too me too...
M: Btw Leu, why u keep on playing with ur mobile?
C: Aiyo, must be sms-ing his gf lo~
M: Haha, a lot of gf?
C: Leu is a playboy la...got many gf de...
L: Apalah?
C: Yala~
M: xxx, dun bully Leu la... he seems sick
L: Ya, not feeling well
C: He hor....!&^*&*(&*@&&*()^*$^$^

At this moment, my stupid colleague suddenly tell her friend so many things about me which i feel so uncomfortable and rather shocking abt the speed that she speak...i cant even stop her M16 mouth...

L: Wei enough la~
M: I wanna knw more abt u... so interesting...hahaha~
C: Leu hor....!#$^*%^*(*(*&!^#&&()*()&
L: WTH!!! Stop it...
C: Ok ok...
M: Btw, have u ever think of modelling?
C: Leu wo?
M: Yup, he got the look

This time i really feel sien liao~ this guy is trying to insult me or wat? Model?!? I knw wat my quality is... the most i can become is a director for a multinational company; but not a supermodel in an advertisement or on a runway... Then thanks to my M16 colleague again...

C: Cannot la, Leu so fat... look at his big tummy (then she lean forward and grab my tummy)
L: Cibai~ (the word jst came out so suddenly)
M: Wei, dun bully Leu la...

The conversation goes on and on... I didnt speak a word then until its abt time we left... So i left my "hiao po" aka "M16" colleague with her so-called-supermodel guy alone and walk in another direction of the mall... Then someone tap my shoulder when i was somewhere near the starbucks... It was the model... He grinned and ask whether we can exchange our number...

Somehow i dun feel comfortable to give ppl my number after getting such a big insult... And i think he looks like Goofy in disney cartoon... So i give him my number with one of the number difference... I'm so afraid he will miscall me on the spot coz he will realize that... So i quickly make up an excuse and run off... haha~dun play a fool with me when i'm sick... i can be very sensitive...

6 Principles of Life

Just read this forward email, find it quite meaningful thou i do not agree on some of them

1. No point using limited life to chase unlimited money
2. No point earning so much money which you cannot live to spend it
3. Money is not yours until you spend it
4. When you are young, you use your health to chase your wealth;
When you are old, you use your wealth to buy back your health.
Difference is that, it is too late~
5. How happy a man is, is not how much he has but how little he needs
6. No point working so hard to provide for the people you have no time to spend with

So, what do you guys think?

Horrible Diarrhea

Been suffering from diarrhea since yesterday, the most horrible one. Doc said i've ate some raw and not fully-cook stuff~ damn... and i go to toilet like twice per hour... wat came out were watery things... damn... And for a moment, i was dehydrated. I have to sit down on the floor when i came out frm the washroom~ Totally blackout. I can feel cold sweat forming at my forehead... damn !!!

I'm fine now, so sorry to Ant coz i cant attend his gathering which i have promise earlier...

The Boy Who Talks Too Much

Talk wisely and speak your words respectively is very important. People who talk too much and talk non-sense usually has immature thinking and blast out bullshit of watever in his mind at that moment. Words that they speak might not affect some people; but to others, it might be quite hurtful and will cause unhappy situation.

Someone who i knw happens to be having this kind of problem and attitude... Trying to gain attention and talk rubbish... bla bla bla~ hmmm.... it actually kinda irritating and disturbing to some of the frends... but its weird if i told him abt his bad attitude... hmmm~ or should i keep quiet instead....

I think i better dun talk too much crap~ happy enjoying my own life and let the boy learn his own lesson, then he will grow :) Respect others if you want others to respect you as well

Mackenzie Phillips: I had Sex with my Father

While i was doing my cardio in MidValley yesterday, i saw something interesting... Its in Larry King's talk show, Mackenzie Philips claiming that she had sex with her biological father, John Philips. I was shocked to see that...

In the whole talk show, some sentences were shown out on the screen which are really interesting such as:

1. The first time when i have sex with my father, i felt raped
2. The sexual abuse only ended when i get pregnant
3. The baby might be from my father, so there was an abortion
4. My father shared his drug with me when i was 13yo
5. Although my father sexually abuse me, but he is not a monster
6. I forgive what he has did at his deathbed
7. My father wanted me to be his wife
So, I google this woman and try to see who she is...

Name: Laura Mackenzie Philips
Born: 10/11/1959
Carrier: American Singer & Actress in Sitcom
Film involve: American Graffiti (1973), The Jacket (2005)
TV show involve: The Incredible Hulk (1979), Murder She Wrote (1985), Beverly Hills 90210 (1994), Caroline in the City (1997), ER (2002), 7th Heaven (2004)

The father, John Philips was the lead singer in a band "The Mamas & The Papas". The band was quite famous in the early 1960's. John passed away in 2001 at his age of 65 due to the heart failure.

And this is Mackenzie when she was young, the young black hair girl on the left
John Philips when he was young.

Hmm~ weird things do happened around at everywhere....But Mackenzie chose to wrote it down in her book is really weird lo~ Everyone will knw about this secret... She even attended Larry King and Oprah Winfrey show to talk about this... John will never guess this will happened after his death~

But how true issit? Only Mackenzie can tell...

Busy Bee

Busy busy busy... Work work work... last time i used to complain being so free in this new department, after 9 months of staying here, finally i'm getting more attach/involve and more clients to handle... all multinational companies, their HQ and the local branch too... cool~ busy like a bee... not complaining but happy tat i can be more personally handling all these difficult clients and happy tat my dept colleagues have to depends on me for a lot of things :) Yay!!!

Woo-Wee, I like tat~ i like tat~ :P

Later still gonna go out to meet clients... see ya~ *Beez Beez* Leu flying off to collect honey for his company liao~ lolz

A Perfect Getaway - Milla Jovovich

This must be kinda hilarious to some of you, ya... after almost one month, Leu still got to celebrate his birthday~ wow :P haha~ my colleague, San San said she wanna treat me for my birthday... at 1st i thought she was joking but she was damn serious... Insisting of paying the bill for dinner and movie... So paiseh~ so i jst bought her drink and popcorn for the movie~ :)

We went for Yo Sushi in Pavilion for dinner. God, it is the worse sushi i ever eat at there, the things are simply not fresh and not tasty. But the customer service is good coz we're the only customers, pathetic~ And the environment is still ok, look fresh and clean... After a few plates of sushi, we decided to leave and said that we will never go back to the shop again~ haha
So, we went for A Perfect Getaway for the movie. The whole movie seems nice, i rank a 3.5 out of 5 stars for it. Nice scene, good looking people and nice bikini ~ wo ho :P Starring Milla Jovovich as Cydney; Steve Zahn as Cliff; Timothy Olyphant as Nicko; Kiele Sanchez as Gina; Marley Shelton as Cleo & Chris Hemsworth as Kale.

The story line goes perfectly well. At first you might thought Cydney & Cliff are a happy newly wed couple, went for their honeymoon. Doubting other 2 couples are the murderer whom took other identities as their own use... But the twist and turn is perfect. Cydney and Cliff are actually the real murderer. Milla is the actress in Resident Evil Series, so no doubt that she has some action scene goes for her which look good too~

Nicko and Gina are dating couples who has weird experience. Nicko has been in military before, and he got his skull crack and sealed up with gold material during the war. Thats why when Cliff shot his head, he was not killed and went back to save Gina instead. Gina on another hand, is desparately in love with Nicko, and hope to get marry with him. Well, the scene she fought with Cydney is not bad

See? Beautiful beaches are all around in the scene at Honolulu Hawaii.
Nice Spring to wash your tiredness away as well~

Overall the whole movie goes well and ends well :) And make me so wanted to go Hawaii now~ damn !!!