這年頭和尚不一樣了, 樣樣都來？

保守的大陸和尚尼姑尚且如此，就不用說前衛、先進的台灣了，我建議應該派人去查所有宮廟的財產與帳務，然後在每個房間裝上針孔攝影機，相信會有比這個精彩一百倍的畫面。

這年頭的和尚真是跟以前不一樣了

選美佳麗去寺廟參觀

和尚也交女朋友

上海靜安寺的尼姑，漂亮到爆燈，有沒有搞錯 ...

和尚踢足球，尼姑們在旁邊加油…

和尚打電動…
和尚吃肯德雞…

和尚上軍訓課 ...咦 ...？

和尚也上網…玩網路遊戲…
和尚與名車…

和尚也炒股…

和尚也玩起衝鋒槍

Up or Down ?!?

Imagine u r living in a double storey house, would you choose to live top up there? or bottom down there? Well, i used to live at bottom part when i was young. But recently, for around 3-4 years, i have been living on top... And i m comfortable with it. Hehe, i mean... i can live at both side, just depends on who i wanna live with in my house only... tats all.

Introduce someone for me

I got a friend, i will call him Spidy. Spidy is same age with me, but always act decent although he's not. He likes to criticize all other friends and make fun of people, but he never look at himself, of wat he has... So he always claim that Leu is fat, but he himself has bouncy chest and soft hand... Although i have a tummy, but at least my chest is firm and the biceps and triceps are not swinging around like his... :)
Being as single for his 27 years, he finally cannot tahan and ask me to introduce someone for him... Of coz, i have to knw wat is his requirement... the conversation goes like this:

Leu (L), Spidy (S)L: Face?
S: Not neccesary have to be good looking, but must have the standards of xxx
*xxx is one of our friend, and he is damn hot
L: Like this also not good looking arrr?
S: Aiya, good looking no use de... not trustworthy....
L: But xxx is damn good looking wo~
S: Aiya... ummm... ummm... ummm...
L: Nvm, then body leh?
S: Average lo....
L: Wat is average? (purposely)
S: Not fat not slim lo...
L: Have to be muscular or not?
S: A bit lo
L: Wat is a bit? please specify
S: Must be like yyy
*yyy is xxx's bf... the body is damn good
L: Huh? yyy wo?
S: Ya
L: U can handle a hottie with xxx face and yyy body or not?
S: Aiya... must have feeling 1st ma...
L: ok, then, wat else?
S: Must at least study in uni lo~
* i stare at him. hello~ u sendiri only got spm standard, wat do u want?
L: Umm, ok... then?
S: Should have car and house lo...
* once again, i stare at him... u sendiri also dun have car and hse la~
L: ok, wat else?
S: Should not be too short lo, ur height will be ok
L: ok, then...?
S: Must sayang me de lo...care for me de lo...
L: How would i knw some1 will sayang u or not? u think i'm god meh?
S: Aiya, must be a sensitive guy and romantic de... they sure will sayang me
L: u knw wat?
S: wat?
L: Sleep earlier tonight, and find 1 in ur dream~

Take a bow - Rihanna

Ohh, how about a round of applause
Yeah, standin' ovation
Oooh ohh yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah

You look so dumb right now
Standin' outside my house
Tryin' to apologize
You're so ugly when you cry
Please, just cut it out

And don't tell me you're sorry 'cause you're not
Baby when I know you're only sorry you got caught

But you put on quite a show
Really had me going
But now it's time to go
Curtain's finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertainin'
But it's over now (but it's over now)
Go on and take a bow
Ohhh...

Grab your clothes and get gone (get gone)
You better hurry up before the sprinklers come on
Talkin' about, girl, I love you, you're the one
This just looks like a re-run
Please, what else is on (ohh)

And don't tell me you're sorry 'cause you're not
Baby when I know you're only sorry you got caught

But you put on quite a show
Really had me going
But now it's time to go
Curtain's finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertainin'
But it's over now (but it's over now)
Go on and take a bow

Ohh, and the award for the best liar goes to you
For making me believe that you could be faithful to me
Let's hear your speech out

How about a round of applause
A standin' ovation

But you put on quite a show
Really had me going
Now it's time to go
Curtain's finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertainin'
But it's over now (but it's over now)
Go on and take a bow

But it's over now...

Am i Emoz?

Am i emo? Was msn-ing with Anton yesterday, he told me actually i was rated as an emo guy in this blogging world... Well, am i? Yes... i am... but to certain extend and to certain people. If i really do care abt someone or something, i will show my emo side. I cant explain. I try to control, but when i control, it is so not me... U might feel that i'm fake when i control, but wat do u want from me? I m emo, becoz i'm a human :P take it or leave it

Who wanna watch movie with me?

Night at the museum 2

Terminator Salvation

Transformer 2

I love you, man

Drag me to hell

Spiritual Thought for the day

Alcohol may not be the answer to all the questions
But alcohol helps you to forget the entire question itself

This can only happen in Japan

造孽

錯,人人會犯;
孽, 人人會造.
但很多時候,
一個人所犯的錯, 造的孽,
會有另一個人去承擔。

Empty Promises

Empty Promises
Don't promise anything if u can't do it
Don't deny what you have promise
Its hurtful when other realize this is an empty promise
It'll tear and ruined a relationship

Special dedicate to Fable Frog ~ Lolz

Doggy style

Blowjob

Normal

Body to Body

Deep fuck

Back Lotus

Scissors legFull penetration

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