Craziest Bitch ever !!!

Cola Shower

Fried Eggs

廣東話歇後語

阿茂整餅：無嗰樣整嗰樣
屙尿入盅 : 執正來做
半夜食黃瓜：唔知頭唔知尾
扁鼻佬戴眼鏡：冇得頂
陳年中草藥：發爛渣
城樓跑馬 :  一味兜圈
豉油撈飯：整色整水
廚房階磚 (豉油樽蓋)：鹹濕
單眼佬睇老婆：一眼睇哂
賣布唔帶尺 : 存心不良（量）
番鬼佬月餅：悶極 ( Moon cake的諧音)
番薯跌落灶：該煨
飛機打交：高鬥
飛機火燭：燒雲（銷魂的諧音）
非洲和尚：乞人憎（黑人僧的諧音）
肥佬著笠衫：幾大就幾大
肥婆坐屎塔：佮佮陷
墳場發電機：電死人
風吹雞蛋殼：財散人安落
閉眼射靶  : 不妙（瞄的諧音）
棺材鋪拜神 ：想人死
棺材頭燒炮仗：嚇死人
跪地餵豬乸：睇錢份上
深海石斑：好瘀（好魚的諧音）
航空母艦/新澤西號：食水深（賺到盡）
和尚擔傘：無法（髮的諧音）無天
黑白天鵝：日哦夜哦
黃皮樹鷯哥：唔熟唔食
白鱔上沙灘：唔死一身潺
火燒旗杆：長嘆（長炭的諧音）
棚尾拉箱 : 走佬
無耳茶壺 : 得把嘴
屎坑三姑  : 易請難送
老公荷包：膚淺（夫錢的諧音）
老公潑扇：悽涼（妻涼的諧音）
老婆擔遮 ：陰功（陰公的諧音）
老鼠尾生瘡：大極有限
甩柄士巴拿：得棚牙
落雨擔摭：死黨（死擋的諧音）
賣魚佬：有聲(腥)氣 (引申句 : 賣魚佬洗身：無晒聲(腥)氣)
南無佬跌落屎坑：無晒符
牛皮燈籠：點極都唔明
年三十晚謝灶 ：好做唔做
年晚煎堆：人有我有
撒路溪錢：引死人
筲箕兜水  : 漏洞百出
山草藥：噏得就噏
神仙放屁：不同凡響
神仙過鐵橋：包穩陣
神臺貓屎：神憎鬼厭

Epic Failure: Steve Harvey Announces The WRONG Winner of Miss Universe 2015

Jubei-chan: The Ninja Girl~Secret of the Lovely Eyepatch 十兵衛ちゃん ラブリー眼帯の秘密〜

Jubei-chan: The Ninja Girl is a Japanese anime action comedy television series created by Akitaro Daichi (Fruits Basket, Tsukikage Ran). Jubei-chan follows Jiyu Nanohana, a modern highschool girl and unwilling heir to the Yagyu Jubei school of swordsmanship. The series is recognized for its magical girl stylings, including a mystical artifact, the Lovely Eyepatch, that serves as the source of the heroine's power.

Jubei-chan comprises two television series. The Secret of the Lovely Eyepatch premiered April 5, 1999 and revolves around Jiyu Nanohana coping with her newly entrusted powers and responsibilities and the centuries-old feud between the Yagyu and Ryujoji schools. 

The main conflict in The Secret of the Lovely Eyepatch is between the Yagyu Jubei and Ryujoji schools. The rivalry was seemingly ended 300 years before the events of the series, when Yagyu Jubei defeated the Ryujoji school champion. Dying from his wounds, Jubei told his loyal companion Koinosuke to find someone with "plump, bouncy bon bons" and give her his eyepatch that contained a lifetime's worth of sword techniques. Unknowingly to Koinosuke, the Ryujoji clan plots their revenge.

After 300 years of searching, Koinosuke finds Jiyu Nanohana in modern Japan. Her figure makes her the ideal candidate to be the next Jubei. He approaches her and tries to give her the eyepatch but she steadfastly refuses. Only when they are attacked by a Ryujoji swordsman does she don the eyepatch and dispose of him. They eventually find out that the Ryujoji clan believes it will be vindicated once the reincarnation of Jubei is defeated.

The introductory episodes follow the "Monster of the Week" formula, in this case, her teachers and peers constantly challenging her. Later episodes delve into Sai's pain of losing Jiyu's mother, the sacrifice that Jiyu has to make in order to live a double-life as Jubei, and the Ryujoji Family Curse.

《十兵衛》是日本動畫，由大地丙太郎創作。十兵衛 變身前為菜之花自由，她是一名典型的女中學生。然而，當她戴上心形眼罩後，眼罩內的能量會使她變成第2代柳生十兵衛。

心形眼罩的秘密

距今約300年前，江戶時代初期的劍客——柳生十兵衛，他的弟子小田豪鯉之介協助將「心形眼罩」傳給第2代柳生十兵衛。而成為第2代柳生十兵衛的條件是「水汪汪的、柔柔嫩嫩的、肉肉的」。

300年後的今日。一名典型的女中學生——菜之花自由，在鯉之介眼中具備「水汪汪的、柔柔嫩嫩的、肉肉的」之特質。菜之花自由載上次眼罩後並能變身為天下無雙的劍客「柳生十兵衛」第2代，並且以劍道和平消除龍乘寺家族對柳生家族的怨恨，此亦是第2代柳生十兵衛心形眼罩的秘密所在。

O.N.S.

My first time watching a stage performance in KLPAC

Written and directed by William Yap

Casted by a bunch of talented people

Watched by a bunch of fabulous audiences :p

I was there on the last day (Total 6 days) 13/12/2015

It was a good show

Storyline is not bad, believe there's more room for improvement

Topics & vocals are very Malaysian~style

I love it 

My Destiny

MTR Instant Rava Idli Mix Commercial

lol lol lol

愛LOVE：即使世界不斷讓你失望，也要繼續相信愛 by PETER SU

2014年最激勵人心的熱血作家Peter Su～《夢想這條路踏上了，跪著也要走完》

盤據博客來百大即時榜長達50週（至今仍在榜上）‧誠品暢銷排行榜第1名‧金石堂非文學類排行榜第1名

無論是富人還是窮人、老人還是小孩、國王還是平民，面對愛的時候，

心跳加速的感覺是一樣的、思念對方的感覺是一樣的、從愛裡得到的幸福與悲傷也都是一樣的。

所以，我們在愛的面前，是平等的。～Peter Su

2014年，如果你錯過了夢想，

2015年，怎麼還能錯過愛？

新生代夢想作家Peter Su，繼2014年暢銷大書《夢想這條路踏上了，跪著也要走完》，

睽違一年，再度推出暖心力作《愛：即使世界不斷讓你失望，也要繼續相信愛》。

愛是一個人內心的原力，是一切夢想的起點，Peter Su深刻思考、輕柔抒寫，

回到身而為人的原點，為這個崩裂的世界，注入最柔軟又強大的力量，

讓我們一起來《愛》吧！

愛是生活中最不可或缺的元素，人生中無論好事或壞事的發生，常常都源自於愛。

Peter Su在新書中將由愛情、友情、親情和對生活的熱情等4個面向，和讀者共同探討愛的本質。

我們熟悉的愛情、友情和親情，Peter會將獨到的見解利用擅長的妙語佳句詮釋，鼓勵並激發出讀者對良善、美好生活的想望。

在分享對生活的熱情一篇，Peter覺得讀者如果能夠愛自己、愛生活，這世界也會相同的愛你，鼓勵讀者將自身內在的愛投射出來。

Peter Su擅長利用充滿正面力量以及散發青春氣息的的記事和語錄，撫慰受傷的心靈、堅定疑惑的意志，引發讀者強烈共鳴，激發讀者邁向良善、美好生活的勇氣。

Peter溫暖、積極的文字；充滿情感、張力的攝影作品；以及足以媲美設計書籍的美術編排，常常讓他的讀者對書籍愛不釋手。

Trust

Wonder how long it took for the bird to trust him.

Hello - Adele

Hello, it's me, I was wondering
If after all these years you'd like to meet to go over everything
They say that time's supposed to heal, yeah
But I ain't done much healing

Hello, can you hear me?
I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be
When we were younger and free
I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet

There's such a difference between us
And a million miles

Hello from the other side
I must've called a thousand times
To tell you I'm sorry, for everything that I've done
But when I call you never seem to be home

Hello from the outside
At least I can say that I've tried
To tell you I'm sorry, for breaking your heart
But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore

Hello, how are you?
It's so typical of me to talk about myself, I'm sorry
I hope that you're well
Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happened?

It's no secret
That the both of us are running out of time

So hello from the other side
I must've called a thousand times
To tell you I'm sorry, for everything that I've done
But when I call you never seem to be home

Hello from the outside
At least I can say that I've tried
To tell you I'm sorry, for breaking your heart
But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore

Ooh, anymore
Ooh, anymore
Ooh, anymore
Anymore...

Hello from the other side
I must've called a thousand times
To tell you I'm sorry, for everything that I've done
But when I call you never seem to be home

Hello from the outside
At least I can say that I've tried
To tell you I'm sorry, for breaking your heart
But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore

Kidō Shinsengumi Moeyo Ken 機動新撰組 萌之劍 きどうしんせんぐみ もえよけん

Anime TV Series: Set in an alternate universe Meiji Era, the lead male character of the story, Ryunosuke Sakamoto, is travelling from Shanghai towards Kyoto with his newly licensed yōkai Nekomaru. The law in the story states that to be in legal possession of such a creature that it must be licensed. The Shinsengumi are enforcers of this law.

Anime OAV: The main characters are three girls from the Shinsengumi who battle yokai and ayakashi (demons and spirits) to protect the city of Kyoto.

以明治維新後的京都為舞台。人類與妖怪一起生活著、但每天卻會有一些未經政府許可而出現的妖怪到處作亂。為了逮捕它們以守護京都的治安，因而成立機動新撰組。但是過於龐大的債務，讓新撰組出現經營危機。為了讓新撰組能繼續存在，坂本龍馬的兒子‧坂本龍之介從上海回國受命經營並且與這些個性豐富的隊員們一起過著多采多姿的生活。

Haze

The haze is getting damn serious

Kill me please

sore throat :(

China's Next Top Model - Cycle 2

Oh God, this cycle of China's Next Top Model is worst than the first cycle... Not only the girls are so much difference in terms of quality, the looks are not good as well. Some of the photoshoot is so boring that makes me sleepy... Though most of the cycle 1 photoshoot was copied from ANTM, but come on, this is cycle 2, think of something ok? Not just keep on copying from ANTM~ Don't really like this cycle, therefore only briefly introduce the top 4 contestants in this competition...

Meng Yao 孟瑤

21yo girl from Harbin, a place which i wanted to go... Meng Yao has a very typical chinese classic look which makes her stand out from other girls. But her lack of confidence makes me wanna slap her face everytime i saw her appearance in this cycle. Luckily other contestants are freaking weak as well, so she won the champion title easily...

Mo Jia Qi 莫佳琪

23yo Shandong contestant, her face seems familiar; luckily she doesn't has the big size body like other Shandong girls... In general, her photos are quite ok, but her blunt attitude makes me puke...

  

He Xin 何馨

19yo He Xin is from HeiLongJiang, i kinda likes her black&white shoot coz its very modelly, as well as her lizard photoshoot... She seems not bad in this competition, but her last photoshoot is a total failure because she looks 20 years older compare to her actual age!!!

Wang Shan 王珊

22yo Liaoning girl who has nothing special but i could say "luck" brings her in this cycle as other contestants are damn bad as well... not much comments on her as well...

X-Men: The Animated Series Season 1

1992-1993

01 "Night of the Sentinels (Part 1)" October 31, 1992

The X-Men come to the aid of Jubilee when her foster parents turn her in to the mutant registration she is attacked by Sentinels. The X-men save her and bring her to their facility. There, she learns a little about them. When she decides to go back and check on her parents, she is captured. The X-Men discover that the group running the Mutant Registration Program intends to track and eliminate mutants, so they decide to enter the building and destroy all the data.

02 "Night of the Sentinels (Part 2)" November 7, 1992

After destroying the files on mutants, the X-Men escape to the Blackbird, but are stopped by the Sentinels. During the fight with the Sentinels, Morph is killed and Beast is captured and imprisoned by the government. The X-men manage to track down the Sentinel's headquarters and free Jubilee. She decides to join Xavier's academy.

03 "Enter Magneto" November 27, 1992

Magneto attempts to break Beast out of prison, but Beast would rather stand trial. Sabretooth demands that Beast be set free and ends up going into a destructive rage, prompting the guards to shoot and injure him. Cyclops aids Sabretooth and brings him to the Mansions' infirmary, which does not sit well with Wolverine. Later, Magneto attacks a military missile facility.

04 "Deadly Reunions" January 23, 1993

Professor X tries to heal Sabertooth against Wolverine's warnings, while Magneto attacks a chemical plant in order to attract the attention of Professor X.

05 "Captive Hearts" January 30, 1993

Cyclops and Jean are captured by a group of human mutants called the Morlocks when they go out on a romantic date, much to Logan's hurt. Storm battles their leader Callisto for control of the underground mutant group.

06 "Cold Vengeance" February 6, 1993

Wolverine encounters Sabertooth in the Arctic, while Storm, Gambit, and Jubilee head to the "mutant loving" island paradise of Genosha.

07 "Slave Island" February 13, 1993

The X-Men discover the truth behind Genosha as Gambit, Storm, Jubilee and a host of other mutants are made to work as slaves in order to complete a dam which will power a Sentinel factory. Meanwhile Gambit meets the mysterious Cable.

08 "The Unstoppable Juggernaut" March 6, 1993

When the X-Mansion is trashed, the X-Men initially blame the Russian mutant Colossus, before discovering the real culprit is the Juggernaut.

09 "The Cure" February 20, 1993

Rogue goes to Muir Island for an experimental treatment to rid her mutant powers and narrowly escapes becoming the slave of Apocalypse.

10 "Come the Apocalypse" February 27, 1993

Apocalypse turns mutants who journeyed to Muir Island seeking the fictitious cure into the Horsemen. Apocalypse and his four Horsemen attack the World Peace conference in Paris. Rogue absorbs Archangel's dark side.

11 "Days of Future Past (Part 1)" March 13, 1993

In a future controlled by Sentinels, Bishop is sent back in time to stop a member of the X-Men from assassinating an important political figure.

12 "Days of Future Past (Part 2)" March 20, 1993

Bishop and the X-Men go to Washington and stop the assassination of Senator Kelly, but Bishop returns to find the future unchanged.

13 "The Final Decision" March 27, 1993

The X-Men and Magneto team up to stop Master Mold from replacing Senator Kelly's brain with a computer, and engage in an all-out battle against a score of Sentinels. Kelly calls off his anti-mutant campaign and Beast is freed from prison.