New Weight Lose Program !

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,

"If you catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your ass is mine."

He lost 63 pounds that week!!

9 who am I - questions:


February 20, 2010 at 8:30 AM

oh, an extra 13-lbs!!! that muscular guy must look like "8 leong kam" also maybe?? hahaha~~


February 20, 2010 at 9:18 AM


  Reszurrecdito M. d'Saintner

February 20, 2010 at 11:52 AM

Sounds so gay (the last few paragraphs)! "If you can catch me, I will be your lover". Muahahaha..... So imaginative!


February 20, 2010 at 2:28 PM

Mmm... As a courtesy to your readers, please post the telephone number of the weight loss company, I'm very interested in their programs :p

especially the final program, hahahaha.

  C'est la vie

February 20, 2010 at 6:09 PM

lol, not bad. :P But I guess I would not run LOL.

  Paul J

February 20, 2010 at 8:39 PM

i wont run away is hilarious indeed!


February 21, 2010 at 6:42 PM

HAHAHA.....Izit you the gained weight guy...:p


February 22, 2010 at 12:16 AM



March 8, 2010 at 6:15 PM

very nice blog sir
Raaj Shetty