Craziest Bitch ever !!!


Cola Shower



Fried Eggs

廣東話歇後語

阿茂整餅:無嗰樣整嗰樣
屙尿入盅 : 執正來做
半夜食黃瓜:唔知頭唔知尾
扁鼻佬戴眼鏡:冇得頂
陳年中草藥:發爛渣
城樓跑馬 :  一味兜圈
豉油撈飯:整色整水
廚房階磚 (豉油樽蓋):鹹濕
單眼佬睇老婆:一眼睇哂
賣布唔帶尺 : 存心不良(量)
番鬼佬月餅:悶極 ( Moon cake的諧音)
番薯跌落灶:該煨
飛機打交:高鬥
飛機火燭:燒雲(銷魂的諧音)
非洲和尚:乞人憎(黑人僧的諧音)
肥佬著笠衫:幾大就幾大
肥婆坐屎塔:佮佮陷
墳場發電機:電死人
風吹雞蛋殼:財散人安落
閉眼射靶  : 不妙(瞄的諧音)
棺材鋪拜神 :想人死
棺材頭燒炮仗:嚇死人
跪地餵豬乸:睇錢份上
深海石斑:好瘀(好魚的諧音)
航空母艦/新澤西號:食水深(賺到盡)
和尚擔傘:無法(髮的諧音)無天
黑白天鵝:日哦夜哦
黃皮樹鷯哥:唔熟唔食
白鱔上沙灘:唔死一身潺
火燒旗杆:長嘆(長炭的諧音)
棚尾拉箱 : 走佬
無耳茶壺 : 得把嘴
屎坑三姑  : 易請難送
老公荷包:膚淺(夫錢的諧音)
老公潑扇:悽涼(妻涼的諧音)
老婆擔遮 :陰功(陰公的諧音)
老鼠尾生瘡:大極有限
甩柄士巴拿:得棚牙
落雨擔摭:死黨(死擋的諧音)
賣魚佬:有聲(腥)氣 (引申句 : 賣魚佬洗身:無晒聲(腥)氣)
南無佬跌落屎坑:無晒符
牛皮燈籠:點極都唔明
年三十晚謝灶 :好做唔做
年晚煎堆:人有我有
撒路溪錢:引死人
筲箕兜水  : 漏洞百出
山草藥:噏得就噏
神仙放屁:不同凡響
神仙過鐵橋:包穩陣
神臺貓屎:神憎鬼厭

Epic Failure: Steve Harvey Announces The WRONG Winner of Miss Universe 2015

Jubei-chan: The Ninja Girl~Secret of the Lovely Eyepatch 十兵衛ちゃん ラブリー眼帯の秘密〜

Jubei-chan: The Ninja Girl is a Japanese anime action comedy television series created by Akitaro Daichi (Fruits Basket, Tsukikage Ran). Jubei-chan follows Jiyu Nanohana, a modern highschool girl and unwilling heir to the Yagyu Jubei school of swordsmanship. The series is recognized for its magical girl stylings, including a mystical artifact, the Lovely Eyepatch, that serves as the source of the heroine's power.

Jubei-chan comprises two television series. The Secret of the Lovely Eyepatch premiered April 5, 1999 and revolves around Jiyu Nanohana coping with her newly entrusted powers and responsibilities and the centuries-old feud between the Yagyu and Ryujoji schools. 

The main conflict in The Secret of the Lovely Eyepatch is between the Yagyu Jubei and Ryujoji schools. The rivalry was seemingly ended 300 years before the events of the series, when Yagyu Jubei defeated the Ryujoji school champion. Dying from his wounds, Jubei told his loyal companion Koinosuke to find someone with "plump, bouncy bon bons" and give her his eyepatch that contained a lifetime's worth of sword techniques. Unknowingly to Koinosuke, the Ryujoji clan plots their revenge.

After 300 years of searching, Koinosuke finds Jiyu Nanohana in modern Japan. Her figure makes her the ideal candidate to be the next Jubei. He approaches her and tries to give her the eyepatch but she steadfastly refuses. Only when they are attacked by a Ryujoji swordsman does she don the eyepatch and dispose of him. They eventually find out that the Ryujoji clan believes it will be vindicated once the reincarnation of Jubei is defeated.

The introductory episodes follow the "Monster of the Week" formula, in this case, her teachers and peers constantly challenging her. Later episodes delve into Sai's pain of losing Jiyu's mother, the sacrifice that Jiyu has to make in order to live a double-life as Jubei, and the Ryujoji Family Curse.
《十兵衛》是日本動畫,由大地丙太郎創作。十兵衛 變身前為菜之花自由,她是一名典型的女中學生。然而,當她戴上心形眼罩後,眼罩內的能量會使她變成第2代柳生十兵衛。

心形眼罩的秘密
距今約300年前,江戶時代初期的劍客——柳生十兵衛,他的弟子小田豪鯉之介協助將「心形眼罩」傳給第2代柳生十兵衛。而成為第2代柳生十兵衛的條件是「水汪汪的、柔柔嫩嫩的、肉肉的」。

300年後的今日。一名典型的女中學生——菜之花自由,在鯉之介眼中具備「水汪汪的、柔柔嫩嫩的、肉肉的」之特質。菜之花自由載上次眼罩後並能變身為天下無雙的劍客「柳生十兵衛」第2代,並且以劍道和平消除龍乘寺家族對柳生家族的怨恨,此亦是第2代柳生十兵衛心形眼罩的秘密所在。

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My first time watching a stage performance in KLPAC
Written and directed by William Yap
Casted by a bunch of talented people
Watched by a bunch of fabulous audiences :p

I was there on the last day (Total 6 days) 13/12/2015
It was a good show
Storyline is not bad, believe there's more room for improvement
Topics & vocals are very Malaysian~style
I love it