L² Evolution

潘氏家祭

Evolve by L² Tuesday, January 20, 2009 at 11:40 AM

一户潘姓人家，长辈过世。
家祭时，请来了一位乡音很重的老先生来当司仪。

讣闻是这么写的：　　　
孝　男：潘根科　　　
孝　媳：池氏　　　
孝孙女：潘良慈　　　
孝　孙：潘道时

但这位老先生老眼昏花又发音不标准。
当他照著讣闻唱名时，
凡是字面上有三点水的或左边部首都漏掉没看到。

于是就给他念成这样子：
「孝男，翻……跟……斗……」
孝男一听，直觉得很奇怪，
但又不敢问，于是就翻了一个跟斗。
接著又说：
「孝媳，也……是……」
孝媳一听：「我也要翻啊？」
于是孝媳也翻了一个跟斗。
再来：「孝孙女，翻两次。」
孝孙女一听，想想爸妈都翻了，我也翻吧！
于是就翻了两个跟斗。
此时孝孙心想：
「老爸、老妈都各翻一次，姐姐也翻两次，那么我要翻几次？」
心里想著想著就开始紧张了：「怎么办？」
只见老先生扯开喉咙，大声念出：
「孝孙……翻……到……死」

Duty in Midvalley Career Fair 2009

Evolve by L² Monday, January 19, 2009 at 3:12 PM

I was on duty yesterday in Midvalley exhibition hall for the career fair...We're in booth 188... There's less companies doing the fair this year compare with last year...I was there at 10am till 6pm...

The fair was organized by the senior tat i dislike frm previous department, so i'm not really putting all my effort when i'm on duty...i was standing there like statue while distributing the brochure...i knw an idiot passed through and peek at me, issit becoz of my hair is messy? Check the mirror, nope, its ok...haiz...watever la...but tat idiot keep appearing in front of our booth and smile at me...yerr...i quickly went into my booth and pretending to pack something....

I also walked around to have a look which company is employing staff..i was so happy when i saw BAT (British America Tobacco) and P&G (Procter & Gamble) were there...i m so happy but immediately get dissapointed...BAT is a big company which i wanted so much...but they only employ management trainee who is under 25yo & i definitely dun wanna become a trainee; or must have 3 years experience if 25yo and above which i didnt have the qualification~ The when i reach P&G...there's no form to fill in...just write down contact number and email address only...haiz...sucks~

I went back to my counter and saw my ex-boss was here...i chatted with her and she asked my opinion on the fair this year...just being honest, i pointed out some fatal huge mistake that my ex-senior make... not giving her face la...since she's back after half day... very boring actually this year, nothing special...

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Story of 颜如意

Evolve by L² at 2:49 PM

My blog friend, cutie cutie Wayne wayne got a new god mother...
These are her particular:

Name: 颜如意 Gan Ru Yi
Age: 40 years old
Zodiac: Monkey
Horroscope: Virgo
Hobbies: Cooking, Yoga, enjoying life
Favourite Music: New Century music, Chen Shen, Tatawa Zhu Che Qing
Favourite books: Health book, cooking receipe, novel...
Favourite plants: Cactus
Favourite clothes: Black shirt with mini skirt

Madam Gan also has a makan shop name after her name...and i think her son is helping her out....oh~ she got a son name Jay, i think so...wayne wayne is so happy each time he get back from US...coz madam Gan and jay jay sure will play with him till he vomit to die

She starts to fall in love with writing blog since October 2008...She's simply adore our wayne wayne and she cook a lot of Indian Curry rice for him~ awwwhhh...wat a sweet mum....

p/s: wayne, u must appreciate all the love she give to u, ok?

人生是什麼?

Evolve by L² at 10:07 AM

人啊！
沒錢的時候，養豬；

有錢的時候，養狗。

沒錢的時候，在家裡吃野菜；

有錢的時候，在酒店吃野菜。

沒錢的時候，在馬路上騎自行車；

有錢的時候，在客廳裡騎自行車。

沒錢的時候想結婚；

有錢的時候想離婚。

沒錢的時候老婆兼秘書；

有錢的時候秘書兼老婆。

沒錢的時候假裝有錢；

有錢的時候假裝沒錢。

人啊，都不講實話：

說股票是毒品，都在玩；

說金錢是罪惡，都在撈；

說美女是禍水，都想要；

說高處不勝寒，都在爬；

說煙酒傷身體，就不戒；

說天堂最美好，都不去!!!

當今社會，窮吃肉，富吃蝦，領導幹部吃王八；

男想高，女想瘦，狗穿衣裳人露肉；

過去把第一次留給丈夫；

現在把第一胎留給丈夫。

鄉下早晨雞叫人，

城裡晚上人叫雞；

舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身，

新社會演員賣身不賣藝。

Bad service in SUSHI KING (Sunway branch)

Evolve by L² Saturday, January 17, 2009 at 11:18 PM

I went to Sushi King today with Ooby & his family...We are in such a high spirit and good mood when we entered the door...We order a few thingz and hungrily waiting for our food to arrive... And i found out i'm the only one who eat raw fish/seafood, all of them dare not to eat...

Well, talk about the food tat we ordered...all those set meals were out after a few while...but those temaki and golden ballz took such a long time...you know wat? its because a Sabahan-sushi-sifu who is lagging all our food~ we remind and remind till we lost our patient...I wanna cancel the order but they say no...and this idiot sabahan-sushi-sifu name Augustine...haiz...really bad attitude and bad service on his face...

Mr Augustine just simply show his black face and shout at his peer for speeding up their work while himself just mixed up with the ordering sequence...really dissapointed with his services...and this i my 1st time in Sunway Sushi King...dun feel like coming back again...

Me in Sunway Sushi King

Ooby & me

Bad attitude Mr Augustine

Me & Mr Augustine~ lolz

ANTM - Cycle 3

Evolve by L² at 1:19 AM

Just finish watching ANTM cycle 3...
Not really into this cycle as i think not all the gals are as glamourous as cycle 2...Just a few tat i really think have the potential...And the top 3 contestants are short models...But this cycle is quite "drama" as there's a few diva in it :p

Cycle 3 Winner
Eva Pigford
She's a real damn diva...and short...but her photo was extremely beautiful...and when she walk the runway, she rocks :)

Amanda Swafford
I just love her eyes...its so breath-taking. But too bad, she's legally blind...and she'll become blind when she become 30yo, how sad...she was in the 3rd place

Tocarra Jones
ANTM 1st ever plus size contestant. Her breast size is 38DDD which is very terrifying

Norelle Van Herk
I love the way she pose with the kimono...she look like those anime/manga

Yaya Johnson
African lady who won the second place. She love her culture so much...nice photo...but not so really like her :p

Cassie Grisham
She used to be a strip dancer in her hometown

Nicole Borud
I just simply like her red-hair look :)

Group Photo Session

挥别错的才能和对的相逢

Evolve by L² Friday, January 16, 2009 at 4:18 PM

Broke up is never a good thing
Especially when tat person is an immature person

My ex said "You are disgusting"

Because i wanna improve my life to a better stage ?!?

My ex said "You are so cheap"

Because i dun wanna spend money on u anymore ?!?

My ex said "It was sucks when i'm with you"

Because i'm so damn over with u already ?!?

My ex said "You never care for me"

Because i dun wanna join all ur frens after u told me all their bad thingz ?!?

Whatever is over - its over...
Dun cry around like a baby and complain to ur frens

Coz all ur frens told me u r a selfish person behind u

Coz all ur frens said tat u r a bad lover

Coz all ur frens told me u r not good enough for me

But did i give up on u at tat time?

~ NO ~

I still bought u tat stupid fucking couple ring which u keep showing off

And you're damn happy about the baby monkey u got for present

And now u say u feel sucks with me?

God fuck u to hell~ you're a horrible satan to me

You know when we're together, we never have sex before...

And you try to tell others tat we've a good fuck?

Fuck urself !!!

Try to show off...u really have mentality problem...

I told u b4, if u have anything u r not happy. Just tell me

But u didnt...and now u start blaming me?

And start to spread rumors abt me in msn and facebook?

u knw wat?

U r the most fucking stupid bitch i ever see...

Drive so fast when i told u not to

Ur tummy pain like hell but still refuse to go to hospital

Refuse to eat becoz u wanna stay slim as a model

You're really sick...

You always give empty promises which i hate

You know what ?!?

I feel so happy to break up with you

挥别错的才能和对的相逢

And u...

Fuck out off my life

George Romero's Diary of the Dead

Evolve by L² at 8:29 AM

Yesterday, got these 4 free GSC tickets on last day expiry, so me and Winnie quickly rush to Pavilion to buy the tickets during lunch hour. After some consideration, we chose "Diary of the Dead" over others as the showing time is more suitable for us after our work. After tat, we went to have the porridge at the food court. It's only RM3.90, and its delicious... Never thought that i can get something so cheap in Pavilion foodcourt :p

At 5:45pm, all 4 of us (Me, Ee San, May Ching & Winnie) are just prepare to go... but b4 tat, i force them to take photo b4 we depart ;)

Ee San is the most sporting to shoot the photo

I look so gigantic standing beside May Ching

Winnie keep on running around b4 i finally get her to shoot the photo

Ok...back to the movie...we arrived earlier to buy our drinks and popcorns...and we get into the cinema and have a seat to wait...We're like nobody-business and talk loud b4 the movie start, coz there's no others else except the 4 of us... haha...finally, there's another 5 people come in after tat..Winnie was shocked when 2 indian man pass behind her, coz she thought they r ghost~lolz

And the movie begins...this movie is abt zombie...dead people get alive again... You have to use gun to shot into their head b4 they really died...and the whole movie was some sort like a "candid cam" movie...it's so-like "the quarantine" which i watched few months ago...and the quarantine was much more better than this...I give this movie a 3 star over 5... Coz the movie didnt explain the reason of this happening and the ending was sucks... And when u see all those zombie walking around and attacking people, it's so like those "zombie" series... Well, since its free, therefore we're still ok with it :)

The movie poster

The main character

The cameraman still shooting when the zombie attack

King of Fighters - 1

Evolve by L² Thursday, January 15, 2009 at 3:30 PM

I love to play king of fighters (kof) since form 6...haha, kind of childish right?

But i like all those fighting and superpower stuff... and i think the characters are cool too.... Wanna share with u guys some of the characters tat i like

Mai Shiranui

She's a must-use character when i play kof... i like the way she throw out her fire and smack her rival with her skirt... She's the sexiest female in this. just love her

Mode of combat: Shiranui style of ninja arts, fire

Date of birth: 1st January

Place of birth: Japan

Height: 165 cm

Weight: 48 kg

Blood type: B

Kula Diamond

This 14yo gal use ice when she fight... if i'm not mistaken, she only start to appear from year 2000. She will eat lollipop when she win a fight. Damn cute :)

Mode of combat: Anti-K' arts, ice

Date of birth: 29th May

Place of birth: I dunknw

Height: 169 cm

Weight: 48kg

Blood type: Unknown

Iori Yagami

I definitely love this red hair guy, he has a devil look but yet attractive. He's always so mysterious and i love the way he dress.

Mode of combat: Yagami style of ancient martial arts, pure instinct

Date of birth: 25th March

Place of birth: Japan

Height: 182 cm

Weight: 76 kg

Blood type: O

Whip

She used whip during her fight, sometime a gun as well. She's the elder sister of K'. Sometime i will use her during the game...

Mode of combat: Whip slashing technique, Heidern Assasination technique

Date of birth: 12th October

Place of birth: Unknown

Height: 173 cm

Weight: 59 kg

Blood type: O

Athena Asamiya

This character usually change a lot in her hairstyle and dressing in different year. She used to have very very good psychic power till Bao steal some from her...

Mode of combat: Psychic power, Chinese martial arts boxing

Date of birth: 14th March

Place of birth: Japan

Height: 163 cm

Weight: 49 kg

Blood type: B

i'm so Vogue

Evolve by L² at 8:22 AM

I knew this guy, no...a boy from california fitness who is so "Vogue"...He is a 20yo boy who is hooking for rich people. I happened to be his friend because i was not sure how to function a machine, and he taught me how to use it... i thought he was helpful at tat time.

But no~ This little boy happen to "know" my friend, Darren too !!! I think he got some misunderstanding or wat-so-ever, he thought Darren mix around with a lot of rich people. One day, me & Darren were doing the gym together and the vogue-boy turn up...

Vogue: Hi guys, working out on ur chest?

Darren: Ya, do u think we do it correctly?

Vogue: OMG~ (Very fake-action & point at me)

Me: What ?!?

Vogue: Why do u take such a heavy kg?!?

Me: Huh? (But its just 75, and its not heavy for others)

Vogue: i usually just do 35....

Darren: So light?

Vogue: Ya~ (smile-fakely)

As we continue working out, this boy keep on appearing in front of Darren & try to use his "he-think-so-vogue-heavy-accent-english" to talk to us...Come on la, ur cantonese is not good enuf then u dare to speak ur classy-vogue-english to us....please...

He kept begging us to fetch him home, but we refuse to... And he try to use his cute-cute face and beg us like a doggy. Yuck !!! I reject him is becoz last time i fetched him home once...He told me he live in jln ipoh which is the opposite side of my way to go back home.... Becoz i'm a total loser in recognizing road, i jst say ok... But it turn out that he was actually living in sentul, tat fucking idiot... Frm that time onwards, i told myself i would never fetch him home again...such a fake guy to make fren with...For a while then, he knw tat we're not gonna fetch him home. So he turn to search for others to fetch him home... and we can heard that he keep on saying "fetch me home la" ....

I'm wondering why he can come to gym everyday and he can find so many different people/friends to fetch him home... Somebody just knw how to act...

I'm So Vogue

haiz...wat-so-ever

My poor little baby

Evolve by L² Wednesday, January 14, 2009 at 8:23 AM

Remember my hamster from the previous blog? It almost die yesterday morning... I got this news when i went back home from gym last night. My housemate told me that a persian cat "broke" into our house and try to eat my hamster...

Shit!!!! it's so fucking scary... I dunknw how the cat get in...maybe its from the kitchen's window or watever...The cat push my hamster cage frm the table to the floor. When the cage fell down and hit the floor, the cage door open...And my poor little baby just ran out frm the cage and cleverly hide behind the chairs which we put our shoes at...

The big grey persian cat immediately attack him and try to scratch him. Luckily my hsemate heard the cat "meow" and came out frm his room to have a look... He shoos the cat away and put my hamster back into the cage....Phew~ luckily...

I am so afraid that the cat will try to sneak into our house again since he knows tat there's a hamster in our house...i just have to put my baby inside my room and lock the door...But my room is usually very hot during noon time...i just hope it will get better :(

Touch your own body:

Evolve by L² Tuesday, January 13, 2009 at 2:23 PM

I must be crazy to post 3 blogs today. But i really have to write this down. One of my girl friend Sharon give me a call just now, she sounds quite weird and say she would like to meet me during my lunch hour. Since she's working nearby, i just say ok.

We meet up and she told me what has actually worried her. Last night, she saw her sister masturbating when she enter her bedroom which they share. Her sister thought Sharon will be away for quite sometime, so she just decide to pleasure herself... But when Sharon saw her, she just act casually, stop her masturbation and get dress.

Sharon was shock and seek for my advise. I was shock too~ not becoz her sister masturbate but becoz Sharon has a very old-traditional thinking. She just simply cannot accept it. She say it's wrong to masturbate, becoz only guy will do it, but not woman. This is so clear that Sharon never masturbate before. She was alwayz those good girl type who did her assignment and study at home. But~ come on...u already 27yo, and u never masturbate b4??? OMG~ Dun tell me u r a fucking virgin...i'm gonna laugh like hell....I control myself and ask:

Me: Are you still a virgin ?

Sharon: Of coz, i'm not married yet

Me: But u got a bf right? He never ask for it meh?

Sharon: Got~ but... (her face blushed) we're not marry

Me: Come on la... what century do u come from?

Sharon: Wei~ dun say like tat...

Me: Ok, did you get naked in front of ur bf b4?

Sharon: No~

Me: Did he get naked in front of u b4 then?

Sharon: .... (once again,face blushed like hell)

Me: Means got lo~ how how? (i'm getting excited & busybody again :P)

Sharon: Once lo...i got into his room when he is changing

Me: Huh? So excited !!! Nothing happen meh?

Sharon: Nothing

Me: He didnt ask u to have sex meh?

Sharon: Crazy~ no lo~i just....

Me: U just wat? Tell me~

Sharon: I ... i touch his cock

Me: Cool~ did u put it into your mouth?!?

Sharon: Stop it...

Me: Yerr....u must have lo. Oral sex also consider as sex lo~

Sharon: No...i just use my hand to make him cum....

Me: Wah~ Sharon jie jie grown up liao wo (she was 2 months elder than me)

Sharon: I did, but just once...

Me: You didnt feel excited meh?

Sharon: I got

Me: Then? What do u waiting for girl? Just have sex !!!!

Sharon: I...I....

Me: Come on, have u ever touch your own body b4? Ur nipples? Pussy?

Sharon: No~

Me: Sharon, you're damn pathetic, why u didnt touch yourself b4?

Sharon: i dunknw....i ....

Me: Ok, nvm....go back home today and touch urself, feel ur own body

Of coz, Sharon promise me she will try, but i doubt tat.... To make sure she really does it, i must lend her my porn collection. And make sure she enjoys how much pleasure she'll have.

You gonna grow up girl :P