I should not listen to GAGA

I should have listen to my friend, i should have. I should not listen to Lady Gaga~ i really shouldn't... but i took the challenge... i thought i will be able to survive... but i did not... i m falling... falling deep into Gaga~ Arrggghhh~ i'm totally obsess now !!!

Rah rah ah-ah-ah! Ro mah ro-mah-mah

Everyday at my home or driving, Gaga is in the playlist. Of coz, Sammi is still my queen of goddess. But gaga has slowly make her way up there. I can just imagine she's across the block with a smile on her mouth and her hand on her xxx~ :P

Who can safe me? Get me out from this fame monster's web~ Alejandro... please... don't tell me i'm a silly boy who's longing for a love game and wait for the whole day long beside my telephone. See?!? this is what happen to me~ GOSH !!!

She ate my heart... she ate ate ate my heart...

Gaga is not pretty and her vocal is not really that strong like aguilera... but i jst can't stop being her paparazzi... its like i'm having the last stage of cancer. totally helpless... guess a lot of bloggers are addicted to her as well... she make us speechless~

Vanity
-xoxo-

DIY 割包皮全過程 / DIY Circumcise

Unpredictable Incidents

2010 CNY really teaches me a lot of things:-
1. Flat Tyre

While happily driving on the highway back to hometown at night time, senseless sister didn't know that the tyre gone flat at the front passenger's seat until we stop by at Petronas on Tapah for toilet session. And yeah, i was shocked to see the flat tyre. Luckily i do learn how to change my spare tyre. But the spare tyre is smaller than the rest, so i have to drive 80km/h (extremely slow) to prevend the spare tyre to gone loose. So in the end, the whole journey from KL to Penang is 830pm - 3am !!!

2. Family Dinner
Well, every year we will have the family dinner aka lou sang session on the third day of cny. So without second thought, i make my own arrangement on the 2nd night with Sunny for a movie. We are supposed to watch Percy Jackson but in the end i received a call from my mum that this year we will have 2 lou sang session in 2nd and 3rd night of cny... I told her i have make my own plan but in the end i was scold like hell for trying to excuse myself from dinner... walao... get scold by my mum in cny is very SUEI!!! Haiz, in the end i have to sacrifice the movie and call it off and need to pay for the 2 tickets !!! ish~

3. Matchmaker
Rupa-rupanya, i was trapped~ my grandparents and my mum set up a match-making session for me on the family dinner >.< The girl is a friend of my cousin sister whom i have no interest at all. The whole situation is so embarrassing and i was really pissed off. But i keep my mouth shut rather than cursing the whole table of ppl. And nobody care that i am allergy to seafood as the dinner was hold on the BALI-HAI Seafood Restaurant. Sadly, i only eat fish and other food while watching everyone happily eating the big tiger prawn and spicy crab.

4. Best Friend Gathering
My 2 best friends, Michael & Louis planned to do our gathering on the 1st night of cny. Since it is valentine day as well, we the 3 musketeers decided to buy some beer and have some catching-up chat on the beach behind Flamingo Hotel (previous Crown Princess). But in the end, Michael's gf called up on the last minute and said that she was in Penang as well !!! And the gathering become 1 couple and 2 soh lou sitting beside and drink fruit juice coz the gf dislike the bf taking alcoholic drinks~

5. Gambling session
Gambling has been our so-called-culture on cny. As usual we jst gamble for fun. I won quite a lot at first, roughly around RM200~ i was hoping that at the end of the gambling session, i can cover up some cost of my clothing. But who knows? At the very end, i only managed to win RM3 !!!

6. Officially Broke
I went to pump petrol and my credit card declined. I thought the machine got prob, so i just pay with cash. Later on, the card declined again while i'm buying something in the shopping mall. Ok, this is really getting serious but luckily i have enough cash to pay for it. Then i received a message from Digi that i'm over the limit and i should pay for the bill to avoid my line being cut~ And hell, this morning when i check my balance on net, i have "burst" my credit card !!! I dont blame others but myself coz i was so depressed when i broke off and i simply spend without making any plan. And i still have a few things i need to pay in the coming March which is kinda large in amount. God~ I'm officially broke... Who wanna buy my ass? :P

7. Movie canceled again
Drove back to KL, supposingly to have movie on yesterday. But i was mis-inform of the time. And i was kinda sick so i have to cancel my appoinment for movie again~ GOSH~ and who knows i'm gonna missed after the movie session?

8. Server Down
Thought of reaching the office earlier today at 730am to clear all my emails and start work earlier. But the lovely server went down till 11am jst now. And yeah... i'm doing nothing but filing~ really kinda dissapointing. And now i totally don't have mood to work coz lunch time is coming.

9. Weight Gained
Yes, you're right. I gained weight again as usual :( When i wear my pants this morning, gosh, it is so tight. Arrgghhh i have to start controlling my eating habbit again. Yes for sure, i eat like pig whenever i m in penang. I never stop eating even when i m at home. And i have finish 3 big box of ice cream in one week~ so sinful

okay, a pic of the fat fat leu this year

New Weight Lose Program !

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,

"If you catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your ass is mine."


He lost 63 pounds that week!!

Holiday Mood

I'm really not in a mood of working since 1st Feb !!! Its not becoz i'm a big fans of cny or wat... but, one word - LAZY :P i am so sleepy these days, no matter how many kopi-o i take, it wont help... maybe i'm already immune with it

Well, one thing i don't understand abt malay... why do they keep on saying the chinese have "raya mood" but not "cny mood"? weird kan? but watever la... so this morning i reach the office earlier and i went to bought my breakfast with the malay stall i usually go... all together it cost me RM3 but the aunty said she will take only RM1.50 from me... i was like~ "wah~ breakfast also got discount"~ :)

So i pay her the money and about to go, she asked me whether i'm from Ipoh.. and i say no, i'm from penang... she make a big weird expression:" betulkah? i sangka cuma budak dari ipoh yang cantik sahaja~" >.<''' gosh~ should i be happy or what? though this might be her marketing strategy, but i'm happy that she say i'm good looking, it really make my day~ but only ipoh boy looks good? hmmm~ i dont think so... I'm driving back to penang tonight with my sister... and hopefully will meet up with my friends which we didnt have plan at all :P coz i'm so so lazy to confirm all these appoinment. But SK, dont worry, i still remember our session :) So lou lou tou tou, here i would like to wish all the bloggers "Happy Tiger Year".

~ Gong Hei Fatt Choi ~
Darren K, Lesly, Twilight, Michi
3Quarks, Kidz, Eric Bak Kut Teh, Fable
Tz, Medie, Endure Love, Will I Am
Ken & Angel, Pikey, Bravebear, Evann
Sgboy, Danny Gaga, SK, KeenYee
Freedom, Canny, Immas, SLP
Paul J, Nase, Ed, Savante, Koala
Dove, Shakira, Mu Zi, Legolas, Stacey
Clayden, Ray Brixton, Tom, Foxy Darren
Laurence, Chad, 2046, Natty, Takashi
Darren, Anson, Wooby, Marcus
Jasper, VinVin, Nicky, Fufu
Joanna, Alby, Vialentino, Yanny
Chris, Tagnan, Alan, Wayne Wayne
Jst Beck, Ichimaru, Jerry, Heaven King
Agnes, Zi Quan, Phirence, Feifey, Lock
Simon Lover, Xing, Jonzz, Ryan
Kok Hua, Danny T, Jayson

p/s: Any penang bloggers wanna meet up then drop me ur number in my comment~ CIAO

Opportunities that you missed...

Well, i always think that opportunities are created by God. Of coz, we as the human being have to pandai-pandai create some for ourselves too. right? And have u ever missed some great opportunities that make you regret? Well, i do~

Case 1:

Way back before my final exam during my uni time, i was offered an opportunity to work for BAT but i just let it go because i have already took another offer from a local company. Silly me, i should go for BAT instead coz it is a multinational company. And after a few years, when i think of going back there, they don't even want me anymore. Coz i'm too old to become their management trainee and i don't have the relevance experience in this field... GOSH~

Case 2:
I happened to bum into this good looking person in a mall for a few times, eventually eye contacts are make everytime. And what make my heart beat is when that person tried to approach me in Zara... i avoided and pretend to make a phone call after he said "hi"... and i just walk away without smiling. I think i was kinda rude at that time, but i'm not ready and i feel a bit shy... damn~ i never knw i will feel shy~ lolz~ and i never see this person anymore...

Case 3:
Me and Lesly were busy shopping during sales time, i happened to got my lacoste bag that time. But after we went into this 3.6, both of us laid our eyes on this fabulous nike gym bag. And u knw what? Its only around RM200, not expensive at all. But none of us bought it that day, and this lesly sneak behind me on the next day and try to grab the bag :P but the bag was SOLD out!!! damn~ i love that bag... and its so cheap :(
Well, i should have grab each and every chances from now on right? Even opportunities are not here, i will have to create one... Arrgghhh~ i want a new job!!!

How Bad Could Pollution Be?

Ms Polite strike again

Ms polite bought me fruits today!!! Watermelon + Papaya + Jambu~
What's for?!? I bought too much, so i give u some lo~

What does she mean by that?
Am i thinking too much? Or i'm being sensitive?

>.<

Ewww

Went toilet jst now,
smell some "stinky" odor coming from one of the cubicle.
I know someone inside there making "big business",
then a manager came out from that cubicle.

He did not WASH his hands
and went straight out from the toilet.
i was like -.-'''

ok, watever
not my hand anyway.
i was behind him when we enter the company glass door
one malay staff offer him some kuih from a plate.

I saw him chose one piece, and put it back again
then chose another with his "bare" hand !!!

Ewww
he didn't wash his hands !!!
when i was offer next for the kuih...
i jst say "sorry, i'm still full"


GOD
yuck !!!

Paparazzi - Lady Gaga

we are the crowd, we're c-coming out

got my flash on it's true,
need that picture of you 

it's so magical, we'd be so fantastico

leather and jeans, garage glamorous

not sure what it means but this photo of us 

it don't have a price,
ready for those flashing lights

'cause you know that baby I

I'm your biggest fan 

I'll follow you until you love me,
papa-paparazzi

baby, there's no other superstar 

you know that I'll be your
papa-paparazzi

promise I'll be kind,
but I won't stop until that boy is mine

baby you'll be famous,
chase you down until you love me 

papa-paparazzi

I'll be your girl backstage at your show

velvet ropes and guitars,
yeah 'cause you're my rockstar 

in between the sets,
eyeliner and cigarettes

shadow is burnt, yellow dance and we turn

my lashes are dry, purple teardrops I cry 

it don't have a price,
loving you is cherry pie

'cause you know that baby I

I'm your biggest fan 

I'll follow you until you love me,
papa-paparazzi

baby there's no other superstar 

you know that I'll be your
papa-paparazzi

promise I'll be kind
but I won't stop until that boy is mine

baby you'll be famous,
chase you down until you love me 

papa-paparazzi

real good, we dance in the studio

snap snap, to that shit on the radio

don't stop for anyone

we're plastic but we still have fun

I'm your biggest fan 

I'll follow you until you love me,
papa-paparazzi

baby there's no other superstar 

you know that I'll be your
papa-paparazzi

promise I'll be kind
but I won't stop until that boy is mine

baby you'll be famous,
chase you down until you love me 

papa-paparazzi

A Spoilt Bitch

Gosh, jst saw this from one blog... this Krystal is too much~