Most Functional Word in the English Language

SHIT
The most functional english word

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit
find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit

Some people know their shit
while others can't tell the difference between shit & shineola

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits
There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit
or duck when the shit hits the fan

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle
You can find yourself in deep shit
or be happier than a pig in shit

Some days are colder than shit
Some days are hotter than shit
and some days are just plain shitty

Some music sounds like shit
Things can look like shit
and there are times when you feel like shit

You can have too much shit, not enough shit
The right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit
or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit
and other times you fall in a bucket of shit
and come out smelling like a rose

When you stop consider all the facts
it's the basic building clock of the english language

Once you know your shit
you don't need to know anything else

Well, shit, its time for me to stop now
Just wanted you to know that i do give a shit
and hope you had a nice day without a bunch of shit

But if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...
Well, shit happens!!!