Thursday, March 11, 2010

Because You Are Not Young Anymore !!!

Was having this conversation with a bunch of bitches.
Leu=L, Friend=F

F1: You know Burberry is having sales this month?
L: Yea, in KLCC~
F2: Yalo, let's go...
F3: Don't want la~ no money
L: Me too
F1: Me three~ hehe
F4: Not funny lo~
F1: :S
F3: I hope i can get some rich guy, then i will go lo~
L: Haha, good idea wo~
F4: But by the time u get the rich guy, you don't need to go for sales items la~
F2: True also
F3: But i don't think i can get, i'm fat and not good looking

At that time, semua orang diam sahaja and stare at F3
What the hell~ you have better look than all of us, yet 6 pax some more~
Obviously, he's trying to show off again~

F1: Say it again then i will bite off your nipples
F3: Yerr...
F4: Yala... but i think most of the uncles love younger guy, easier to handle...

And again, everybody diam and look at F4
Definitely F4 is the youngest among us... so he continues...

F4: You see, me as 25yo already find myself old dy~
F1: We are not old also ma~
F4: But u guys are 30++ liao wo~ Whats for the uncle spend on old thing~
F2: Cibai, what old thing? #$%@$%
F3: i think i still have market de... i have 6 pax ma~ (now he didnt say he's fat anymore)
F4: Why our Leu gor gor so quiet?
L: Listen to u guys bitching lo~
F4: Yea... how old r u now wo?
L: 27++
F1: 28 then 28 la~ still wat 27++?
L: Celaka...
F2: Yea F4, u see? Leu only 28, can become your competitor in the market also
F4: No use la, 28. Can't fight with me la~ Because you are not young anymore !!!

On that moment, i heard the broken sound of my heart~
Am i gonna become an uncle soon? NO~~~~~
at

20 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 11, 2010 at 5:17 PM

    aiyo, i 17 already been called uncle already, haha, dun worry so much la

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  2. WilliamMarch 11, 2010 at 5:43 PM

    Hehehehehehehe. Slowly but surely. :P

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  3. [SK]March 11, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    so you all wanna call me Fat Grandpa?? @_@"

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  4. lucaskokhuaMarch 11, 2010 at 8:04 PM

    aduiii... so funny la your guys...
    haha!

    anyway, stay young in heart...

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  5. nicky05March 11, 2010 at 9:49 PM

    your F4 friend so cute......hahahahahahahahahaha...XD

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  6. 类私理March 11, 2010 at 9:52 PM

    Speechless... I always think myself old creature...

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  7. 天王之子March 11, 2010 at 10:24 PM

    semua guys or what? find a uncle to包ar? hehehe :P

    u are not old la...u still can get what u deserve de.. :P

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  8. nonsMarch 12, 2010 at 9:26 AM

    aiya, every1 will become old de lah, keep ur heart young.

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  9. L²March 12, 2010 at 11:12 AM

    orangwee, 17? uncle? :S

    william, yea... maybe after u

    SK, haha~ i cannot call u grandpa yet la~ u r jst 10 years older than me right? lolz~

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  10. L²March 12, 2010 at 11:14 AM

    heaven, haha~ u wanna 包 me or not? :P

    nons, definitely gonna keep my heart young

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  11. AnonymousMarch 12, 2010 at 2:15 PM

    hahaaa... and im even worse, old and fat! but its fun to bitch with friends sometimes kekeeee

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  12. ohmywtfMarch 12, 2010 at 2:32 PM

    shit..im like so uncle-ish now...bleh! :-(

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  13. L²March 12, 2010 at 3:13 PM

    lucky, its fun to bitch as long as you're not the topic :P

    wtf, haha~ really? :P

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  14. BengbengMarch 12, 2010 at 4:32 PM

    i hate to be cold water but the day eventually comes :)

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  15. L²March 12, 2010 at 4:51 PM

    bengbeng, yerr.... :(

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  16. [SK]March 12, 2010 at 7:25 PM

    aiyoh, come on lah, you think you are still young meh?? 10 years~~ muahahahahaha!!

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  17. L²March 15, 2010 at 11:14 AM

    sk, should be younger than u gua~ hahaha

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  18. rotiboyMarch 25, 2010 at 8:48 PM

    nvr admit old! when i m with bunch of ppl 1 - 2 years older than me, i bitch about being young too! but when i m with ppl younger than me, i never admit i m old even if they try to say so XD

    now that i realize i have the bitch quality too XDD

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  19. L²March 26, 2010 at 8:48 AM

    i have to admit...

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  20. rotiboyMarch 26, 2010 at 10:43 PM

    in my case, i don't care, i don't admit whatsoever. let them laugh. XD

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