日本妖怪 1 - 河童

河童是日本神話中的傳說生物，有鳥的喙、青蛙的四肢、猴子的身體及烏龜的殼，如同多種動物的綜合體。傳說其弱點為頭頂的碟，只要誘騙河童彎身，讓他頭頂碟子裡裝的水流盡，他就會精力盡失。
據說目前日本存有河童的木乃伊。很多日本人相信有河童，雖然幾乎鮮少人看過。而河童喜愛的食物是小黃瓜，興趣是跟小朋友玩相撲。

Not everyone got the Apple - Part 3

Before Sam work for The Marshian, he was in The Partio before. He was once under the Govy which control by the Icy Ice Maiden. The Govy, The Infro & The Fola are the 3 main tribes in The Partio. These 3 tribes are lead by powerful elders who know magic. The Govy control the legal site for this ancient kingdom... every other tribes include those from The Marshian and The Texian will have to obey to The Govy. Therefore, u can say that Icy Ice Maiden is quite powerful in this kingdom... But luckily, Icy Ice Maiden is cold in political life and not really involve in getting more authority...
Icy Ice Maiden can be consider as kind-hearted person, but with a bad tempered. But she use her own power to control it... but if u really make her mad~ power will explode. Scary magic will shine and froze up all the citizens living nearby... A lot of people get killed when Icy Ice Maiden turn into an evil witch...
Sam was saved by Icy Ice Maiden from a dessert. With good care given, Sam quickly recover and was taught to play his piano in an advance way. But why did Sam left The Govy and go into the sausage factory? This will be told in the next episodes...

我似奸妃 ?!?

昨晚有個friend講我有奸妃look
SHIT !!!

Half Year Review

After today, half of the year 2009 will be officially gone. Wat have u been doing all these while? hmmm~ i remember i set a 20 targets at last year December... let's see wat i have did...

01) Travel to Hanoi, Vietnam - achieve during the beginning of May, a great trip with my best friends... Halong Bay & Sapa is a memorable place
02) Travel to Sydney - dunknw whether got the chance to go or not... since my sister choose not to go for the convocation....
03) Climb to the peak of Kota Kinabalu Mountain - Arrgghhh~ now only i knw i have to do advance booking on the hotel... so i'm going next year, who wanna come with me?
04) Buy a new laptop - Got my new lappie, thanx to my mum for the support... but i still need to pay her back :(
05) Buy a digital camera - Hmmm~ maybe will buy it during my birthday as a gift for myself :P
06) Buy a new handphone - i want a new i phone~ but kinda expensive...
07) Save up to RM10k (at least) - this is a secret...hehehe
08) Train my body to fit fit - on the process of slimming down now...
09) Support my parents to go travelling - this one has been deal. will either support them or go along with them to HK next year :)
10) Travel to a place with my love one - where's my love one?
11) Tan up my skin - gonna give up on this... coz everyone say i look better in fair skin
12) Fix my crown - RM1200 for my crown, hmmm~ should i do it?
13) Spend more time with my parents & sister - i think i do... at least i try to call them more often...
14) Write more blogs - i aim 500 post this year, will i able to do it? now just around 200 only :S
15) Strike a good achievement in my career - a big failure in this
16) Help more people if i'm able to -hehe~ seems like i'm not doing it
17) Buy a new PC for my mum - she's happy with my old lappie...so consider settled?
18) Get a tatoo - should i get one? any idea anyone?
19) Watch another 100 tvb drama - ooo~ this 1 is lacking...
20) Live a more healthier life ... - i'm not doing too well on this one... but at least better than jerry kiat lo~ lolz....

Dirty Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom?
A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catch the drop.

Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?
A: To ride a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs.
To ride a woman you fix your legs and move your ass.

Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... stop and eject!

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come, you are in big trouble.

Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place where most people find pleasure!

Not everyone got the Apple - Part 2

The story continues in the ancient kingdom. The country is actually divided by three tribes, The Marshian, The Texian & The Partio. Each tribes has their own elders to guard along his tribes. Some tribes even have a few... Pianist, the main character of this story, name Sam. Sam is a humble and shy guy who works his things to get his apple. As a members in the Marshian, Sam is under the control of the Sausage Maiden. In the factory of the sausage, Sausage Maiden has 4 workers, Sam, Sheena, MoiMoi & Tigra~
Sheena & MoiMoi are 2 bitches who's envy of Sam's capability and intelligence. Both of them always try their best to torture Sam who's much more younger than them. While being on the lower status in the sausage factory, the only thing Sam can do is to tolerate... But sometimes toleration does not solve the problem, and finally Sam decided to leave the sausage factory who makes him suffer... And lack of apples that sam get, should he leave?

Dinner anyone?

Yesterday is the worst night of all, i've been sending messages to friends for dinner. I think around 20 ppl... but no one is free, either they were dated, busy or didn't reply my message. Hmm~ seems like i dun have so many frens at all -

Transformer 2: Revenge of The Fallen

Went for Transformer 2 yesterday with my colleagues, MayChing, EeSan & KokSiong in Pavilion. The movie is simply superb. 5 out of 5 scores from me :) Shia Labeouf and Megan Fox- The main actors in this film... Let's have some look on the photos...

The poster

Cute Shia Labeouf

Hot Megan Fox

Bumble Bee is still my favourite transformer's character

The robot bitch

The bad guy - silver leopard?

The good guy - I love this bike

Megan trying to seduce Shia :P

While shooting the film
Shia keeps thinking how hot Megan isFinally they decided to kiss

After kissing Megan
Shia: Hmmm~ something fishy going on here

Shia use the transformer sign to solve the puzzle
The result is : -- Megan is a MAN !!!

Finally Shia shot himself
For kissing Megan~ lolz

Goodbye Michael Jackson

May u rest in peace

My Body Composition Analysis Report

I went for my body composition analysis with a trainer on Monday, this is my report... The one in Red color is from last year...Intracellular Fluid : 28.5 27.3
Extracellular Fluid : 14.3 13.5
Protein Mass : 11.4 10.9
Bone Mass : 3.67 3.53
Fat Mass : 20.6 20.6
Total Body Water : 42.7 40.7
Muscle Mass : 54.1 51.6
Lean Body Mass : 57.8 55.2

Body Weight : 78.4 75.7

Height : 176 176
Weight : 78.4 75.7
Percent Body Fat : 26.3 27.1
Fat Distribution : 0.88 0.87

Fluid Diagnosis
Right Arm : 2.41 2.24
Left Arm : 2.32 2.14
Trunk : 19.4 18.5
Right Leg : 7.13 7.00
Left Leg : 7.15 6.94

Target Weight : 68.6 68.6
Weight Control : -9.8 -7.1
Fat Control : -10.2 -10.2
Muscle Control : +0.4 +3.1

Fitness Score : 69 67

Seems like I'm gaining muscle and fat at the same time... According to the trainer, i really have to take care of the way and things i eat... if not i will never gonna have a fit body~Gosh !!!

Man Best Friend

I was driving back home yesterday, it was raining quite heavily... When i was about to turn to left from Jalan Imbi, a white and black spot dog ran out to the middle of the road and stop my car... Its not a dalmation, but just some ordinary dog tat u can see everywhere... I quickly break my car and about to honk the dog, then i stop~ There was this disable Indian man who has some problem crossing the road... He was all wet without umbrealla, and waving to me as if he's appologizing... The dog wait till the Indian man safely cross over the road, then only it moved away from the road... Oh my~ i was so touched !!! The dog know how to stop a car for his master to cross the road... wow~

Dogs are really man best friend. Come on, what kind of animal will do tat? Or sacrifice themselves to protect their master? Cats? Cats only treat human as his pets, hahaha~ Pig? ummm...although pig is clever, but i dun think pig got the guts. Dun even mention other small size pets... Arrgghhh~ i wanna get a dog... dog is so cute... but too bad~ i m living in a flat...no dogs are allow~

Oh My God !!!

There is this 20yo boy who just become my relatives recently... umm...not those "close" one, but kinda "far" in terms of our relationship... He ask for my email when he added me in facebook~ And today, i checked my email, and OH MY GOD !!!

He send me his half naked photo

My Times UP?

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?'

God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me out from the path of the ambulance?'

(You'll love this)




God replied: 'I didn't recognize you.'

I don't like to loss

I don't like the feeling of losing~ nope... since i joined St John during my high school time, i know that failure will bring embarassment and disaster... While the taste of winning is damn good~ the taste of victory and proudness~ ahhh~ tat simply feel so good... I always wanted to win my opponent or even strike a new record for my ownself~ but loss has become my frens lately... am i not doing my best? or am i lacking all the power of doing so? Finally i find out why i'm feeling empty these days... coz i kept losing...not gonna let this be happen again~ never !!!... i must aim Gigi Leong as my target... never admit to failure and loss... My quote for today:

Winning Isn't Part of the Game

It is the Game

用一辈子忘记一个人

Within one minute
You'll have good feeling for someone

Within one hour
You'll like someone

Within one day
You'll fall in love with someone

Within my whole life
I'll never gonna forget someone

Frm Fry
14.01.2009

Christopher did it !!!

Christopher is 10kg heavier than me...ooopppss.... i should say Christoper WAS 10kg heavier than me... But now... he slim down a lot, i dont know how much he weight now, but he definitely slim down a lot. Looking more stunning and healthy than before...

I met him somewhere in Pavilion, and i cant even recognize him. He approached and say thank you. He told me he was using the diet plan i told him 2 months before... and i was like WTH~ Arrrggghhh~ i have taught him the method, but me myself didn't practice the plan~ or else i will be slimming down a lot too~ GOD~~~~~~~~~

I think most of u heard abt this diet plan... that would be no carbohidrat (rice, bread, mee, koey teow, meehoon).... no spicy food, no fried food, no fast food... Only take in fruits (not banana), vegetables, fish (steamed only), meat (boiled with water only).... And the most important is no junk food, sweets & candies...

All this have to depends on your will, and Christopher did it~ Arrrgghhh~ so envy... i try this b4...but always kena seduce by all those delicious food~ :( Will i ever slim down? Sigh...

Shop in Private Structure

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Went shopping in Private Structure at Pavilion with Lesly... thinking of buying a singlet and short pants for gym... i spotted this~ At first i thought of buying the orange singlet...

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Hmmm~ nope... i think i will take the green color.... looks better on me... isk~ wats wrong with me? my socks make me look so ah beng~ i spend around RM150+++ on this ... hmmm~ love them... gonna wear them tmw~ :P haiz...can u see my tummy? i'm getting fatter and fatter dy~ anyone help me~ please... who want my fats? i will donate some....

Bowling with Lesly & Jerry

Last Saturday, I went bowling with Lesly and Jerry. Actually this was planned between me and jerry boy for almost 2 months dy... but when he is free, then i'm busy... when i'm free, he's having exam... so drag drag drag until now lo~ Finally we decided to go on last Saturday, together with Lesly... And Twinkle cannot make it at last minute, so we have to cut him off~ hahaha

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We went for lunch 1st in Gasoline. Kiddo Jerry wanna try to sit on the floor, so we move from the cave-seat to the Japanese style seat...but walao~ feel so tiring and packed... hehe~ luckily the food is still ok... The guy above in white is the cute Jerry

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Lesly really give face... I ask him 2 days before the session, and he came out to join us :) thanx. Wearing very smartly in green... Alamak~ i look so fat in this pic....

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Jerry is the first bowler. Looking like a soh-hai in his green ball~ this reminds me of him having his third ball earlier on...hahaha~ Jerry score 59 points in the first game and 57 points in the second game. Overall he got 116 points...

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This is Leu, i'm using the blue color size 10 ball... As the second bowler, i score 63 points in the 1st game and 53 points in the 2nd game... In total, i got 116 points, which makes me the same point with jerry boy~

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While Lesly use size 11 pink ball, very striking color~ He scores 49 points and 63 points, which make him a total of 112 points... The loser of the game~ hahaha. paiseh paiseh~ Coz Lesly is very good in washing the longkang~ :P hahaha~ well, all three of us are good in washing longkang actually......
Later on, we went Low Yat for some items... Because Jerry say it is an "untold" item, so i dare not mention at here, hahaha~ Then i brought them to my fren's boutique for some clothes... we didn't bought anything coz the clothes are not really tat suitable... Later on, we say goodbye to Jerry around 4pm something while me and Lesly went to Pavilion for some shopping spree~ Overall the bowling session with Lesly and Jerry is cool~

Night at the Museum 2 - Ben Stiller

It was Bobby's birthday yesterday, so the whole gang of us make a celebration for him. We went for this movie in Pavilion... It just so happen that all 5 of us didn't watch this movie yet, so without any other option, we can only choose this... Night at the Museum 2. I score 3.5 out of 5

Ben Stiller, i always think he is hot. Although he's more on the comedian side, but i do find him sexy when he smile, maybe because he got the nose that kills me~ :P But overall for this movie, he keeps his standard of acting...but not much surprise

Amy Adams acted as Emirat, the 1st female pilot that ever flew through the Pacific Ocean, and cross over 48 states....hmmm~ dunknw whether i'm right or not...but watever la~ i notice that she got nice ass :) and kinda sexy too

The bad pharoah~ Khanmurah?!?

Stunning Owen Wilson

Dexter & Able (his new fren)

Even Lincoln is here

Three cute cupidos who love to sing

Is Jonas Brothers sing for the three cupidos?

Not everyone got the Apple - Part 1

In one ancient kingdom, there's people who live for more than 1 year or above; while some just move in not long ago... There is one big garden which plants a lot of apple tree. Every year, the king and queen will distribute all these delicious apple to the citizens...
But this year, there's an attack of some evil spirit. The evil spirits stole almost half of the apples in the garden. Citizens in the kingdom is very worry, wondering how many apples they can get this year... Wait and wait... the king & queen finally decided to distribute the apples after half of year later... The amount of apples are cut into half compare to last year, some new citizen didn't even get 1 apple... sadly, a pianist in this kingdom decided to leave because the apple he got is not much...

Cry - Rihanna

I'm not the type to get my heart broken
I'm not the type to get upset and cry
'cause I never leave my heart open
Never hurts me to say goodbye
Relationships don't get deep to me
Never got the whole in love thing
And someone can say they love me truly
But at the time it didn't mean a thing

[Chorus:]
My mind is gone, I'm spinning round
And deep inside, my tears I'll drown
I'm losing grip, what's happening
I stray from love, this is how I feel
This time was different
Felt like, I was just a victim
And it cut me like a knife
When you walked out of my life
Now I'm, in this condition
And I've, got all the symptoms
Of a girl with a broken heart
But no matter what you'll never see me cry

Did it happen when we first kissed?
'cause it's hurting me to let it go
Maybe 'cause we spent so much time
And I know that it's no more
I should've never let you hold me baby
Maybe why I'm sad to see us apart
I didn't give to you on purpose
Can't figure out how you stole my heart

[Chorus]

How did I get here with you, I'll never know?
I never meant to let it get so, personal
And after all I tried to do, to stay away from loving you
I'm broken heart and I can't let you know
And I won't let it show
You won't see me cry

[x2]
This time was different
Felt like, I was just a victim
And it cut me like a knife
When you walked out of my life
Now I'm, in this condition
And I've, got all the symptoms
Of a girl with a broken heart
But no matter what you'll never see me cry

All my life...

You're not so Fresh anymore

Today been chatting with Lesly, talking abt tat disgusting faker. Leu (L), Lesly (P)

P: Let's go shopping...
L: Ok... let's go to the wet market...
P: Look at all those meat...
L: Ya... alot of people is buying their own favourite meat in the market place
P: There's one meat left over wo~
L: Yalo, pity... let's go and have a look
P: Yerrr... the left over meat is spoiled dy la~
L: Yala, you're not so fresh to me anymore

I hate F.A.K.E.R.S.

I jst dislike fakers... lie and backstab... yerr...y so disgusting? This is so childish... telling 2 kinds of story to 2 people? errr... u r SICK !!! maybe u jst need to go for a surgery and change a new brain... shallow thinker... wats wrong with u? i feel like i wanna throw up now... YUCK !!!

Sorry, you're not invited

One of my colleague, Rina is gonna get marry soon on next month. She's one of the coolest malay girl in our company. So she was giving me her invitation card after lunch just now. Me and another colleague got the card and congrats her.

Suddenly a malay aunty pass by and ask where's her invitation card. Oh God, Rina rolled her eyes at her and said: "sorry, you're not invited"... haha~ i so wanna laugh at this, but luckily i control myself... Then the malay aunty said: "ish~ sombong-nyer tak ajak aku"... you know how Rina reply? haha~ the greatest reply of all~

"You're not in my list at all"

Rina, i jst love it :P

Finally finally finalllllllyyyyyyyyyy..........

Finally
It's out !!!
Happy ?!?
Yeah
:)

My new Alarm Clock

Well, i got my new alarm clock this week. Its free, totally free... Nobody gave it to me... They jst came by themselves... Yeah, u r right. Its Mosquitoes... They have been waking me up every morning... So i will awake for the whole night... Ish~ not one... but i think got more than 5 of them... Each morning when i wake up, i will find blood stained on my bed sheet... Its most probably i killed them during my sleep... Arrrggghhh~ advice frm Eric, i spray the insect repeller every night... but they seems like very clever... dunknw where they hide... or maybe my room has too many things? haiz... time for a big clean up again :(

I'm Going Crazy Now ~~~

~Arrrrrgggghhhhh~
When r u coming out?

Heaven Knows - Rick Price

She's always on my mind
From the time I wake up
Till I close my eyes
She's everywhere I go
She's all I know

Though she's so far away
It just keeps getting stronger everyday
And even now she's gone
I'm still holdin' on

So tell me where do I start
'Cause it's breakin my heart
Don't wanna let her go

Maybe my love will come back someday
Only heaven knows
And maybe our hearts will find a way
Only heaven knows
And all I can do is hope and pray
'Cause heaven knows

My friends keep telling me
That if you really love her
You've gotta set her free
And if she returns in time
I'll know she's mine

So tell me where do I start
'Cause it's breaking my heart
Don't wanna let her go

Maybe my love will come back someday
Only heaven knows
And maybe our hearts will find a way
Only heaven knows
And all I can do is hope and pray
'Cause heaven knows

Why I live in despair
'Cause wide awake or dreaming
I know she's never there
And all the time I act so brave
I'm shakin' inside
Why does it hurt me so

Maybe my love will come back someday
Only heaven knows
And maybe our hearts will find their way
Only heaven knows
And all I can do is hope and pray
'Cause heaven knows
Heaven knows
Heaven knows

Have u ever seen scorpion gave birth?

争分夺秒 - Split Second

Long time didn't update on my tvb drama dy. I just finish split second on last sunday, this series was filmed during 2004 and a cross over between tvb hongkong and thailand channel 3. This 30 episodes series shows 30 days in the mafia world of HK & Thailand. Quite exciting and nice...

Main actors are Alex Fong, Patrick Tham, Kevin Zheng, Marco Ngai, Yoyo Mung, Sririta Jensen, Chatchai Plengpanich, Lau Gong & Claire Yiu. Specially thinks that Patrick's character is the best :) while Alex Fong's character is so stupid towards the end

Sririta Jensen.
She's hot !!!

The love story between Alex Fong & Yoyo Mung in this series is a disaster.
Mostly becoz of the love, they put on a lot of damage to other characters...

After watching this series, i jst feel like we're lack of time. Life's a blast. We really need to compete with the 24/7 to accomplish all the things that we want to do. life is really short, human has no way to turn back time.. But dunknw whether its gonna happen in future, but definitely not now !!! So i think it is best that everyone appreciate their time. Use it wisely without regretting it in the coming days :)