Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Police vs Driver

Polis ： Encik, tadi u tak ada nampak lampu merah kah?
Driver ：Ada!
Polis ： Kenapa u masih jalan?
Driver ： Saya ada nampak lampu merah,
tapi saya tak ada nampak u……
Polis ： @%%&*
Driver: bagi peluang ..tuan...
Polis: peluang bagi dgn macam mana??
Driver: bagilah peluang..
Polis: ya.. dgn macam mana??
Driver: biasa looo..
Polis: macam mana biasa..???
Driver: wei.. u pura pura ke atau hilang ingatan ar..
Polis: ape u maksud??
Driver: haizz.. u memang sedang bazirkan masa saya ..
bagi saman...CEPATTTT...
Polis: saman RM200 o.. fikir baik baik ...
Driver: wei.. u tak faham maksud saya ka..
suruh u bagi then jus bagi la..
apasal mau cakap banyak...
u punya head suruh u mari sini chating ar??
mau saman then cepat sikit..
hanya tahu bazir masa saya..
saya sanggup bayar saman ini pun tak akan bagi u minum ..
biar u dahaga
Polis: #$5@!&&*%^$%^
at

13 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 28, 2009 at 10:03 AM

    The driver damn cool oh... But i do believe that not much of ppl will do like that lo... Haha!!!

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  2. Medie007April 28, 2009 at 10:30 AM

    hahahahahaahahahahaha

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  3. Chi LeongApril 28, 2009 at 10:34 AM

    driver tu pandai lah
    tapi lain kali kena pandai sikit
    nanti polis tu balas dendam

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  4. [SK]April 28, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    i love this driver!! thumbs up, haha :D

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  5. L²April 28, 2009 at 3:47 PM

    dun say tat lesly, i got 1 fren really did like tat lo~

    lolz medie

    balas dendam? wat can he do wo? thats, my goal

    SK, hehe...try to do tat SK

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  6. .:: Ant ::.April 28, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    How much did you end up paying, dear Leumao?

    +Ant+

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  7. L²April 28, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    cheh, its not me la anton

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  8. PrannyApril 28, 2009 at 7:55 PM

    Normally most of the driver would give Rm 10 - Rm 50... Above that they rather receive the saman paper LOL... Give saman also don give them...

    Now lets see all in all I gave them Rm 20 before only... (Didn't buckle up my helmet)

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  9. ryan小王子April 28, 2009 at 10:27 PM

    wah....u jz park ur car at the side and see ppl got saman ?! haha :P

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  10. L²April 29, 2009 at 8:40 AM

    jerry, haha~ y didnt buckle ur helmet? its very dangerous u knw?

    ryan, not me la...tat photo i got it frm somewhere

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  11. Twilight ManApril 29, 2009 at 11:16 AM

    Whoa I got more stories to tell but not safe to blog it coz I quenched his thirsts.

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  12. L²April 29, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    walao~ what have u done?

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  13. ryan小王子May 6, 2009 at 10:20 PM

    oh...i thought you are so kind with it...haha

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