Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Ah Beng, you want peanuts??

Ah Beng is a bus driver.
One day got this old folks home 'pao' his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.
Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue.
From his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away...
In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder
Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'
Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!'
Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts...
About 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...
Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'
Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!'
To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times
Then Ah Beng finally asks Grandma Sue...
Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah .! ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?'
Grandma: 'No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!'
Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?'
Grandma: 'No choice leh! Just now that 7-Eleven is out of chocolate
so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor!
Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!'
at

10 comments:

  1. Twilight ManFebruary 24, 2009 at 4:46 PM

    Kaneeneh boh, that ah ma should be thrown off the bus! LOL. This is old story but you modified it so nice. Well done!

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  2. fufuFebruary 24, 2009 at 5:28 PM

    read this before but still damn funny!! =)

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  3. .:: Ant ::.February 24, 2009 at 7:12 PM

    Leumas, you can have all my nuts hor? TENKIU!

    +Ant+

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  4. TZFebruary 24, 2009 at 7:29 PM

    errr... so disgusting :p

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  5. 明仔(Anson)February 24, 2009 at 8:25 PM

    Ah Ma quite clever, bought peanuts chocolate so can share it with her grandchild...share with each other make the relationship closer and closer...haha! but in fact Ah Ma not intentionally want buy peanuts for her grandchild...///kakaka///

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  6. Mitch Tay February 24, 2009 at 8:40 PM

    yeer..geli lor..
    kaka./.
    but damn funny and 温馨～

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  7. liTtlE WorDsFebruary 24, 2009 at 11:45 PM

    a funny joke , haha....
    but the ah ma very geli lol

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  8. Medie007February 25, 2009 at 8:20 AM

    hahhaha. that's a hilarious one!

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  9. A Common SingaporeanFebruary 25, 2009 at 10:48 PM

    Ahahahah.. I never heard this joke before. I tot u were AH BENG. heehee

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  10. L²February 26, 2009 at 8:28 AM

    twilight & fufu -- ya, i got this email long long time ago dy...

    anton -- no tenkiu, u can have mine instead :p

    tz -- cannot say like tat la~ ah ma is jst being a nice person to share her food

    蓝雪人(明仔) -- ah ma like sharing ma~

    little words -- ya, its definitely funny

    medie 007 -- good to make u smile

    singaporean -- i look like ah beng meh? :(

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